CAPTION THE AVATAR ABOVE YOU GAME!

[Mintrude]

You Gonna get raped.

[Noodles]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

[slangislayer]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

[DuFresne]

If your hair were anywhere as fucked-up as mine, maybe then would you begin to truly understand my rage...

[Mintrude]

"And that's why I don't... hey, are you even fucking listening?"

[Womti]

"whoooaaaaaahhhooooo"

[HungryWantBiddy]

"the only way to get this smug look off my face is to let me take ol' one eye to the optometrist"

[SlyBattery]

In traditional pope rules, he who eats the previous pope shall be the new pope.

[slangislayer]

Whoever reads this is a Schmuck!

[Qwarx]

"Dear me. I'm a Beetles fan."

[JediScum]

"Get yer fucking hand off me, Anthony Kiedis"

[bigtimecow]

a little smoke and lantern lightens up my day. pun.

[Fathom Zero]

HOW MANY MICRODOTS

[Guitar Woman]

:D

[Fathom Zero]

Is it hot in here or is it just my vagina?

[ItalianStereotype]

does anyone in here remember Clue? no? good.

[JediScum]

"I'M... too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it HUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSS!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[slangislayer]

When Green Lantern asked his Lantern for Cocktails he surely didn´t expect the joke would be on him!

[Cfr5]

There's nothing quite like a fag in your hand.

[Guitar Woman]

You'd be surprised how many people THINK they're prepared to get PUNTED IN THE FACE

[Guitar Woman]

Dark donut, dark donut

[Fathom Zero]

WHAT THE HELL AM I? AM I NOT A MAN?

[slangislayer]

Another joke about the TimeWarp and I gonna bite off your head and shit down your neck "Eddy"!

[JediScum]

"Another Ringo Star joke and i'll put this cigarette out in yer fucking eye!"

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I SAY BOY.

[Emu]

THE SHEER SIZE OF MY BULK HAS CRUSHED MY AVATAR INTO OBLIVION, AND THEN I ATE IT

[slangislayer]

I´m so dangerously cute, they gave me earcuffs!

[Guitar Woman]

JOKE ABOUT THE 60'S POP ROCK BAND WHO'S MEMBERS I LOOK NOTHING LIKE

[JediScum]

"Yeah, I tried out for the Muppets. Didn't get it but I'm not bitter. I love being 3rd ASSISSANT GRIP on "Dora the Explorer"! Fucking LOVE IT, YOU HEAR ME! That's because I'M NOT BITTER!"

[Cedar]

Fuck You Hal Jordan!

[Fathom Zero]

Do these sunglasses make me look SANDWICH

[slangislayer]

Dude, look at my hands, they´re huge and they can touch music!

[Tadao]

Would you like some Shampaneya?

[Guitar Woman]

YTMND JOKES REFERENCE

[Zapatista]

I AM A FURRY

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i have bombs tied to my body, 24/7.

[ffourester]

Has anyone found the cover to my head?

[Cedar]

whatcha looking at!?

[Sethomas]

I have a hero who will likely notice my avatar on an internet message board.

[Cfr5]

SO, WANNA DO IT?

[ffourester]

BOOM HEADSHOT

[ZAKO the GREAT]

'i'm just a cute teddy bear. please come closer... CLOSER, DAMNIT!'

[ffourester]

These photos always give me red-eye, I need a better camera.

[Zapatista]

This forum is BEAR-ly tolerable!

Can you spot the pun? This might be a tricky one for some of y'all...

[ffourester]

Fighting for Progress http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6799/progressju1.gif

[Guitar Woman]

WHAT'S THE MATTER, TOO DEEP FOR YOU?

[ffourester]

Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam

WHAT'S THE MATTER, TOO DEEP FOR YOU?
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/725/littledogarmscopyve7.gif

[slangislayer]

Feeling lucky punk?

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i changed my style for Grind House casting and they kicked me out.

[Archduke Tips]

Undead Clowns from Outer Space!

[Tadao]

Sreeny Rod "The Demon Ninja of Freet Street"

[Fathom Zero]

Guess what the rabbit is sitting on.

[slangislayer]

When Orko discovered the mysterious power of Ooze

[Dr. V]

Am I jewish or mexican?

[Guitar Woman]

ASLKFDSOHASDF;LKJZASDFLK;HASG;LKJHAGFDSKHADSGF;LKJ AFDG;LHAGFDAGFDS

[Blackjack]

I have more eyelashes on my upper eyelid than my lower eyelid. Yet I have the same number of eyelashes in total on both the left and right eye. I wonder why?

[MarioRPG]

Why does my left eye bulge out of my head? Tune it next week to find out!
Horrors of Surgery - Sundays at 7

[Tadao]

Ride the Jackhammer Express! 2 seats now open!

[Moobs]

that pancakes got a rabbit on its ass

[Blackjack]

"Insert Hard Drugs Here"

[Tadao]

Bukakke? No... Why do you ask?

[Durin]

Thats one fat ass rabbit.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm compensating for my lack of thorns.

[HickMan]

Why did the purple marker have to explode all over my hands? Of all colors...seriously. Purple?!

[Zomboid]

NO I DON'T WANT A CRACKER! LOL!

[ZAKO the GREAT]

my smile doesn't change the fact that i'm just another flesh eatin' zombie.

[Dr. V]

Don't touch my eye, I got the AIDS

[ffourester]

Omg what am I going to do?! I got the AIDS!

[Fathom Zero]

Bears don't drive cars. GAH

[Zomboid]

I kind of look like Ganon, right?

[slangislayer]

Rejected Conceptual Art for The Dark Knight´s Joker#2

[HickMan]

"Eat my taint, motherfucker."

[Spetsnaz]

"DO NOT WANT"

[WhiteRat]

"Anyone have an Extra Strength Excedrin"?

[Dr. V]

"This guy just jumped in my picture demanding meth."

[23_]

Hey, get your own tree!

[Molly]

It would be a mistake to think that my angst level is anything below extraordinary.

[Et tu]

Hee, look at me, i'm not a muppet, i'm worse. A silly puppet!

[23_]

Winter is already here.

[MLE]

I love changing my font styles to reflect my level of inner turmoil

[Et tu]

I do not get out when it rains, my mascara might run out.

[soundtest]

Whose tail is that? I better chase it.

[Fathom Zero]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/5337/fearlessleader300hn1.gif

[Cfr5]

Now here comes dessert! Mmmmmm... blueberry pie! Wait a minute!

Wonka! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?

[23_]

Falcon Kick!

[Dr. V]

My name's Calia. I like cutting myself, I bleed a lot. Can I have the top bunk?

[ZAKO the GREAT]

i need more nuts

[Fathom Zero]

WE ALL FLOAT DOWWWWWWWN.

[Dr. V]

Mum-rah and Skeletor's oft spoken of bastard child is not pleased.

[Jeanette X]

"Don't let your dog do that under my tree!"

[23_]

Ha ha, guess what I just did under your tree!

[Tadao]

Ha ha, guess what I just did under your tree!

[23_]

I give you all eggs and this is what I get for it? Pancakes?

[Dr. V]

"Durng Amy Lee's nervous breakdown, she tore out chunks of her hair."

[Seven Force]

DONT BE DOWN YALL, IM SURE WE CAN FIND SOME AIDS IN THE FOREST

[Dr. V]

Did everyone see my screaming dildo?

[Fathom Zero]

I am not a rat. I can FLY.

[Dr. V]

*off topic* we need different peopel to post, I'm running out of ideas.






LOOK I'M A PURPLE CAT!

[slangislayer]

I am not an animal, I´m a human being!

[Jemry]

My moustache is so sexy that you're actually pregnant now from looking at it. Yes, even the men. Especially the men.

[kateness87]

I'm meeeeellltttiiinnnngggggg!

[23_]

Why does everyone call me a chipmunk? I'm a prairie dog!

[Seven Force]

Goth-ham city

[Spetsnaz]

The Man with the Screaming Penis

[Fathom Zero]

I recalling have a whole head at some point in my life.





OR ANTI-LIFE. GET IT?

[kateness87]

My, what big hands you have...

[comhcinc]

i'm not a played out internet fad at all.......

[Madman914]

too cool for school.

[Cfr5]

Look what I can do with my eyes!

[Emu]

nunchuck fucktruck

[ZAKO the GREAT]

jailbait

[Jemry]

I'll rape and eat your soul at the same time. In the nuddy.

[Neen]

Can't. Get. This. Goddamn popcorn kernel out of my teeth!

[comhcinc]

i am the Great Pumkin!

[Nick]

Urban Militia Party!

[MarioRPG]

New revolutionary alert, must be quelmed.

[sakura]

Homer Simpson. woo-fuckin'-hoo.

[comhcinc]

i just poo'ed my pants

[ZAKO the GREAT]

HOMO-HOBO

[Emu]

I WANT SOMEBODY FUNNY TO CAPTION EMU'S AVATAR :)

[MLE]

no homo

[Tadao]

Now serving man meat #18

[terrva]

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.

[comhcinc]

yes i ride the short bus.....how did you know?

[sakura]

I WANT SOMEBODY FUNNY TO CAPTION EMU'S AVATAR :)

weaboo.

[Fathom Zero]

Anime is for the gehs.

[Tadao]

Yes, your prostate is enlarged.

[sakura]

hi! i'm a cute and cuddly little bun-bun. See the pancake?? Yes, my little fuzzy face is that small!

Anyway, I'm online looking for a new mommy. Can I come home with you? If interested, dial 1-800-FUZ-BUNS for a free brochure featuring all my face, tail, and tootsie pics.

[Tadao]

Pocket Pool is new fun fun!

[arg_zombies]

Super glue, what will it do next?

[Fathom Zero]

Eat it or beat it.

[arg_zombies]

Hold me!

[terrva]

No high like sugar high.

[Tadao]

I took your pancake.

[Spetsnaz]

Does this image sexually stimulate you?

[terrva]

This image sexually stimulates me.

[arg_zombies]

I sexually stimulate you

[comhcinc]

everyone in the crow look-a-like contest please take the stage

[Nick]

This is the best St. Patrick's Day EVER!

[slangislayer]

I see red.

[Dr. V]

"Thees iz how I schmoke"

[KuddWeazel]

Wanna see my nuts?

[23_]

Ka ... me ... ha ... me... HA!!

[terrva]

I'm so goth i poop bats.

[Qwarx]

Pancake Face to the rescue!

[23_]

Why you little...!

[Vanhelm13]

I will crush those who oppose me with the emptiness of my soul!

[joshklok]

I AM AN ANGRY INTERNET.

[Nick]

I AM AN ANGRY INTERNET.
EXPLOSION SAUCE!

[Neen]

Maraschino brain

[Spruce Moose]

I'm as confused as you, but you gotta admit, I'm pretty damn cool.

[comhcinc]

blindness is not a problem with you are as cool as me

[KuddWeazel]

and next, the eddie vedder look alike contest will begin

[Jemry]

Exploding is not a problem when you are as cool as me.

[Noodles]

WOOOAH igotta lay of the ectasy

[Spruce Moose]

Hey baby, the hearts stand for "love machine".

[Spetsnaz]

Mmmmmm. Fetuses.

[Qwarx]

I've got to destroy the main defense systems!

[MarioRPG]

Mooom, I want a sega for Christmas.

[SKATERMONKEY]

bahahaha
Uh oooh...
um do you like my new dance guys? guuuyyys?
Thuud!

[Jemry]

Help, I'm stuck in a perpetual loop.

[Spetsnaz]

Let Me See Your War Face!!!

[Vanhelm13]

A Flashback? Man I knew I should've stopped droppin' acid.

[Neen]

Not Gygas

[thebiggameover]

who farted?

[Dr. V]

bwah- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha...

[slangislayer]

Metal Gear Squirrel

[Kilgore Cod]

Sadly, hair helmets make poor replacements for real helmets. He was 53.

[Not You]

The loneliest shark you have ever seen.

[Neen]

During his inaugural speech, Super Man shit himself.

[Jemry]

Turns out I wasn't qulified to be a new pokemon.

[MarioRPG]

MS PAINT IS JUST LIKE PHOTOSHOP.

[Kilgore Cod]

Homer displays a rare chinese method of getting out of quicksand.

[Nick]

Jaws: The Series.

[Cedar]

BEHOLD THE MIGHTY BRAINWAVES

[terrva]

Boy? Girl? You'll know when it's already too late.

[argonath]

Pancake Face was never a popular Dick Tracy villain, but damn was he tasty.

[Dr. Boogie]

A condom will not fit over my nose. Why do you ask?

[JediScum]

A new amalgam for you peeps... The Cat In The Hat/Ritchie Blackmore.

[EndersGame]

"The WB channel finally whoring themselves to epic proportions!"

[Jemry]

It turns out that Binary Mage wasn't the most popular character in Final Fantasy XIII.

[Styled Executioner]

"NO, THE SQUARE PIECE GOES IN THE SQUARE HOLE, NOT THE TRIANGULAR HOLE, DUMBASS!"

[Neen]

Port-o-womb

[Geggy]

i farted

[Dr. Boogie]

"No, a ten-gallon hat is more like this."

[Spetsnaz]

"Child Molestation : Its as easy as 1,2,3..."

[Mintrude]

OK, who spiked Dumbo's champagne?

[Styled Executioner]

Being Peep Show it's most likely impossible to come up with anything better than was actually said.

[Cedar]

LEMME OUT!!!!

[Chojin]

EXTREME CLOSE UP

[Geggy]

i graduated from MIT with a 4.0 gpa

[Mintrude]

Shooting at opponents with invisible bazookas is, while technically legal, frowned upon in Major League Baseball.

[Dr. V]

I can see the music!

[Codiekitty]

I'm cute now, but let's see what you think of me when crawl up your pantleg!

[Fathom Zero]

I'm going to light this on fire.

[Jemry]

Is that Tim Curry hidden behind a bunch of Hans Grubers?

[Tadao]

When Zoloft no longer works.

[Dixie]

Eat me.

[Mintrude]

"And they said I couldn't swallow a whole microphone! This'll show them!"

[Pub Lover]

IIIIIAAAAYYYYYYYYYY LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRVVVVVVV RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWKKK AAAAAAANNNNN RRROOOOOOLLLLLLL! Ssssooo puuuut aaannooother diiiime in the jukebox? :tear

[slangislayer]

The long awaited sequel to Liar Liar: Liar Liar Liar by Tim Burton, starring Johnny Depp in his saddest performance ever.

[Blue Fox]

You talking to me?

[Trash]

KAWAIII ^________________________________________^

[Et tu]

Your brother thinks you are a fag.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/juicejfs/creep.jpg

[jared]

The yiffiest furry since '79.

[Et tu]

Look at my column. It's phallic!

[Dixie]

I CAN SNIFF MY OWN BUTT

[Mintrude]

Like, reversing our album title is totally metal.

[Dixie]

Please don't smack me with that humongous penis.

[MLE]

I'm just a little black rain cloud
hovering under the honey tree

[Dixie]

I has teh bewbees

[Madman914]

This mic tastes RAD!

[Dixie]

Avon calling!

[MLE]

I'm just a little black raincloud
pay no attention to little me

[Zomboid]

MY LOWER HALF IS BEING ASSAULTED BY TENTACLES!

[Hangie]

Venom, now in a reverse color scheme, hid himself with clothing for he knew he could never go to a black pride rally again.

[JediScum]

"...and I'm magic on the mic Can't Touch This!"

[jared]

By being an anthropomorphic rooster, I am rebelling against an oppressive, reality-based society.

[Codiekitty]

Pay no attention to the little pillar and the granite sphere, buy ME!

[Madman914]

I pounce on the insignificance that is yarn.

[jared]

Sweet Mary, Joseph and Jesus, this isn't lard!

[El Oh El]

I'm holding up NOTHING!

[Hangie]

If i am so damn powerful why the hell cant I heal my torso back?

[Chain-So-Matic Zombies]

Meh! I'm just the typical wannabe XTREEEEME avatar

[Hangie]

If I had sound I'd probably be much more funny

[Codiekitty]

YYYYYYY-M-C-A!

[Hangie]

Im in ur forums jumpin over ur join date

[Trash]

Never made it to Thriller :(

[jared]

My feet are cold and I have things to do, but I might as well finish up this wank.

[Spruce Moose]

If you were smarter, you'd understand how cool I am. Noob.

[Action Ham]

Do want.

(I suppose my picture is technically already captioned..)

[Guitar Woman]

Esuohlim I believed you made a promise involving this thread getting bumped and the delete button a while back

[Esuohlim]

I'm not going to delete it but I sure as hell am not allowing this travesty to continue. GADZOOKS would be proud :tear

[JediScum]

"I DON'T LISTEN TO HIP-HOP"

[Great Mighty Poo]

"I DON'T LISTEN TO HIP-HOP"

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w182/lancekalvaz/1515754201461f6d521c0b5.jpg

[Tadao]

That's Wiggity Whack Yo

[JediScum]

"I DON'T LISTEN TO PLOP-PLOP"

[Great Mighty Poo]

"I DON'T LISTEN TO PLOP-PLOP"

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w182/lancekalvaz/1515754201461f6d521c0b52.jpg

[JediScum]

Yeah, nice of you to quote a poop joke, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

[Great Mighty Poo]

Yeah, nice of you to quote a poop joke, YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

You were expecting mabey a nice air-freshener joke from a guy named Mighty Poo? :lol

[JediScum]

yes, actually.


for instance...

A woman gets in an elevator. Being alone she farts. Slightly embarrassed, she reaches in her purse and sprays a bit of pine-scent air freshener.

The elevator stops and a man walks in, pushes the button to his floor, and makes a grimace.

He sniffs, then bellows "JESUS! WHO SHIT A CHRISTMAS TREE?!?!"

[Great Mighty Poo]

Good one.

[Great Mighty Poo]

Heres a quick one.

Whats brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

[JediScum]

Not really. One of the better poop jokes is a book called "The Tao of Pooh". Every time i go into a barnes and noble, i have to be carried out by EMT's because i start laughing convulsively just by looking at it from 50 feet away.

[JediScum]

Who's Beethoven?

[Great Mighty Poo]

Who's Beethoven?

The famous piano player. Its how you spell his name.

[Esuohlim]

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