women reporters

[wislingsailsmen]

have you ever noticed that every women reporter for sports looks dyke?

[MetalMilitia]

no but i'll keep my eyes peeled from now on!

[wislingsailsmen]

we'll its true i tryed hitting on one and she blew me off and i know im a good looking guy then she went over to this girl and started makeing out with her.i was like wtf?

[sadie]

did you try to sell her a whistle first?

[wislingsailsmen]

yes it was tempting but i restrained myself from it i did sell one to every player of the buccaneers though

[Terra]

not all women sports reporters are dykes you know. when men take steroids and get big their dicks shrink and women get bored. how long have you been taking steroids?

[wislingsailsmen]

hmmmm i didnt know i was takeing steriods but if i am why is my cock so huge?

[Terra]

infection. chicks can smell that shit a mile away. that's why she ran to the other lady.

[wislingsailsmen]

riddle me this then why did she kiss her like for a way to long of time? i think i even saw toung

[liquidstatik]

That was her way of inviting you to a threesome. duh.

[Guitar Woman]

riddle me this then why did she kiss her like for a way to long of time? i think i even saw toung
because it was me and I don't like you and I wanted to piss you off really bad

[Terra]

Because you refuse to take penicillin for your condition. Seriously dude, I'd get that checked out.

Then you can hurl your sorry, fucked up ass back INTO THE GAME!!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Then the "ball" will be in YOUR "court". AHAHA. GET IT???

pathetic sports metaphors aside, how often do you smoke crack, wingsialdiinmians?

[wislingsailsmen]

never i was just born this way

[Terra]

That is so wrong on so many levels.

[Seven Force]

Heeeeeeey cutie. :)

(I'm talking to Terra, not wislingsailsmen. He can fuck off a cliff.)

[Emu]

wistlingsailsmen do you have aim

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Your search - wistlingsailsmen - did not match any documents.

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[Guitar Woman]

there's no t in it, you boob.

[executioneer]

there's SUPPOSED to be, but that's neither here nor there

[ArrowX]

TERRA LOOK oUT!
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/terrakilledsevenforce.jpg
SEVENFORCE NOOOOO!

[wislingsailsmen]

wistlingsailsmen do you have aim


yes and now u cant have it thank you and goodnight

[Emu]

i already added you to my list

[wislingsailsmen]

so u have a shit list huh? :/ great now im on everyones even the dykes that interviewed the entire buccaneers team

[Emu]

my friend's list duh

[Emu]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/goat6boy/000_0844.jpg

is this you

[Terra]

That looks like the guy that mugged me. :tear

[wislingsailsmen]

sorry to burst your bubble but my name on aim is different from my name on here

[Sethomas]

Dear aqsmorningview:

You are retarded.

Sincerely,
Seth

[liquidstatik]

It's true. :O

[wislingsailsmen]

howed you know my screen name?

[wislingsailsmen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/goat6boy/000_0844.jpg

is this you

yes it is and i look dead sexy thanx

[Emu]

He knows your screen name because you posted it in your profile, you boob.

[Terra]

yes it is and i look dead sexy thanx

No. You look like raccoon that is about to be fucked by a mountain lion and he can't get out of the trap. >:

[wislingsailsmen]

well terra at least im getting fucked *ZING*

[Emu]

cousins don't count

neither do aunts

any relatives at all

fat ones don't count either

[liquidstatik]

howed you know my screen name?

:lol

[Terra]

well terra at least im getting fucked *ZING*

don't you mean fucked over ?

[wislingsailsmen]

no i mean my gf has sex with me all night long

[Emu]

Time spent trying to find the right hole doesn't count as sex, I'm sorry

[wislingsailsmen]

time spent on i-mockery instead of finding a girl dosent count as sex eather my friend

[Emu]

When did I say it did?

Also get a haircut hippie

[Johnny Couth]

I haven't had sex in five days :/

[Terra]

did you sprain your wrist?

[ArrowX]

Hey guys!?

How was breakdancing invented!?






































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