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mburbank
May 12th, 2006, 09:31 AM
Okay, which of these is the best?

A.) Young Schoolgirlsso scenic and tasteful!

B.) Do you like handsome Teenie doing delectable bloowjob?

C.) For your wifes last b-day you gave her a vibrator because of your hopeless Erectile Dysfunction.


All three were in my filter on the same day!

Chojin
May 12th, 2006, 12:13 PM
I like the last one because it's just an insult without offering a solution.

Though the word 'delectable' is also pretty hardcore.

MetalMilitia
May 12th, 2006, 01:35 PM
I agree the last one is the clear winner

thebiggameover
May 12th, 2006, 02:55 PM
i vote #3.....

AChimp
May 12th, 2006, 02:57 PM
When you get spam with weird words in the subject line, it's because the spammers are trying to beat the Bayesian probability part of your spam filter.

:geek

ScruU2wice
May 12th, 2006, 03:48 PM
I like the last one because it's just an insult without offering a solution.

Not only that, but it also conceded that it was hopeless

Esuohlim
May 12th, 2006, 04:42 PM
When you get spam with weird words in the subject line, it's because the spammers are trying to beat the Bayesian probability part of your spam filter.

Which explains why my inbox gets the following:

Re: your VIghAGRA
Re: your VgjaIAGRjfgjaA
Re: your VIAyurGRhgA
Re: your VIAhgGRA

>:

Dole
May 12th, 2006, 05:48 PM
Erectile Dysfunction being capitalised is a nice touch too.

Big Papa Goat
May 13th, 2006, 02:24 PM
I like how it's not for your wifes next birthday, but for her last birthday :eek
edit: oh wait, 'gave' not 'give' =/

Lotida
May 13th, 2006, 03:58 PM
Most spammers send you e-mail from information they collect from the web sites you visit..... hmmmmmmmm...


:P

Esuohlim
May 13th, 2006, 05:53 PM
Right so how come I-Mockery.net never sends me emails :rolleyes

Lotida
May 13th, 2006, 11:24 PM
What part of MOST didn't you understand Milhouse.... keep up will ya!! Sheeesh!!!

Esuohlim
May 14th, 2006, 12:20 PM
oh sh*t you got me there

mburbank
May 15th, 2006, 12:30 PM
That explains all that necrophelia spam. How embarassing.

How come my female office mates get as much Peenis patch email as me?

MetalMilitia
May 15th, 2006, 02:33 PM
I've got a few gems in my inbox today, for some reason whichever company is spamming me believes I will open the message if they just insert seemingly random words into the header. Here are a few examples:

1. gentleman tabernacle -

2. pesticide chicken feed -

3. fail-safe bullfight -

4. neglectful magnifying glass -

5. objector polar bear -

6. iceberg quota -

7. fountain trade secret -

8. banjo fast -

I'm especially intrigued by the fountain trade secret :o

Mad Melvin
May 16th, 2006, 01:00 PM
My spam doesnt make any kind of sense whatsoever. :/

Example:

Bet you didn't know this

the grapple try circumference a speckle but closeup ! chromatograph in gaul in inequitable a felt the quixotic not yap but nashua not bitwise

Hes right. I didnt know that.

Terra
May 16th, 2006, 02:54 PM
all i get are penis enlarger ads. :tear

MarioRPG
May 16th, 2006, 03:11 PM
The only Spam I ever get is a bunch of nonsensical letters, follow by a link

Emu
May 16th, 2006, 03:13 PM
do you click them

MarioRPG
May 16th, 2006, 04:48 PM
If I do, it's only to find out what sad fdgbnxc ioush s[pb [asj vxcv ? asdfklh!! was about.

Esuohlim
May 16th, 2006, 05:36 PM
all i get are penis enlarger ads. :tear

It's worth a shot, go for it.

Terra
May 16th, 2006, 06:01 PM
>: argh

Lotida
May 16th, 2006, 07:19 PM
all i get are penis enlarger ads. :tear

It's worth a shot, go for it.


It certainly didn't work on you Milhouse.... what makes you think it will work on anyone else?

CheapAlert
May 17th, 2006, 12:48 PM
http://www.spamusement.com heh

Rubbery orchestra
:), salt gauge

MetalMilitia
May 17th, 2006, 12:52 PM
heh heh

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/314

http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/233

CheapAlert
May 17th, 2006, 01:32 PM
my gallery
http://www.planetgargoyle.com/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=44
:D