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maggiekarp
May 13th, 2006, 12:38 AM
This has probably been done to death, but what do you think is the lamest super power someone could have?

So far the best ones are the power to be a door, and removable limbs that can't do anything when deattached.
Emu
May 13th, 2006, 09:19 AM
Being able to fly, but only while plugged in.
darkvare
May 13th, 2006, 10:41 AM
talking to fishes
Marc Summers
May 13th, 2006, 12:57 PM
Reminds me of an episode of the Venture Brothers, with the crappy version of powers from the Fantastic 4.

Turn invisible, but just your skin, so everyone sees muscle, fat, bone :x
Be on fire whenever you are in contact with oxygen. And it hurts.
executioneer
May 13th, 2006, 03:05 PM
having a weiner ten feet long
DamnthatDavid
May 13th, 2006, 03:28 PM
having a weiner ten feet long

for a disguise, you can be walking a dog with it.

Making a spot appear on the wall.
Supafly345
May 13th, 2006, 03:33 PM
The powers that are "rad power, but has disadvantage" shouldn't count.
GADZOOKS
May 13th, 2006, 04:04 PM
The ability to walk through walls because if you walk through the wrong one you are outside and you'll go SPLAT :(
executioneer
May 13th, 2006, 04:15 PM
the ability to turn into a baby at will
executioneer
May 13th, 2006, 04:18 PM
bullet proof mustache :eek
kahljorn
May 13th, 2006, 05:13 PM
"Making a spot appear on the wall."

lol is that a piers anthony referance?
Terra
May 13th, 2006, 05:24 PM
This seemed oddly appealing as a lame super power

have you ever seen those videos where a woman orgasms and she like fires stuff out of her hooch :x :x :x
DamnthatDavid
May 13th, 2006, 05:30 PM
aye, I use to read Piers Anthony when I was younger. I switched to Pratchett now.

Oh, the ability to shit your weight.
ArrowX
May 13th, 2006, 07:34 PM
the ability to be as strong as an ant (to beable to life 10 times an ants wight)
Emu
May 13th, 2006, 07:44 PM
The ability to fire birdseed from your fingertips!
Lye
May 13th, 2006, 07:49 PM
lemon breath.
your breath always smells like lemons.
Emu
May 13th, 2006, 07:51 PM
The ability to grow tumors at will!
Johnny Couth
May 14th, 2006, 10:16 AM
The ability to be funny on a message board.
ArrowX
May 14th, 2006, 11:26 AM
The ability to emit Cancerous radiation INSIDE your body!
Emu
May 14th, 2006, 11:46 AM
The ability to grow tumors at will!

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Esuohlim
May 14th, 2006, 12:23 PM
Lasso of truth :rolleyes
ArrowX
May 14th, 2006, 11:01 PM
The Pwer to See into the past :O
MetalMilitia
May 15th, 2006, 08:33 AM
the abilty to make men's clothes fall off
master_d_68
May 17th, 2006, 09:22 AM
The power of heart along with a monkey
MarioRPG
May 17th, 2006, 10:48 AM
Ability to see through windows. :/
Super Machine Neo
May 17th, 2006, 12:48 PM
the lamest super power: China.