A question for RaNkeri :)

[Terra]

I hear in Finland that, the guys lay eggs out in the back yard and the women come along later, after lunch or something and spray secret jizz juice all over them and then a week later out comes a baby.

So sex has been abolished altogether as has the whole ob-gyn deal.

What's your take on this RaNkeri?

I'm DYING to know!

Tnx

ps i have a premonition that i put this in the correct forum

[RaNkeri]

Gimme your e-mail and I'll answer.

I seriously don't want to piss off Mad Melvin :chatter

[Terra]

Oh it's okay. Mad Melvin doesn't like live next door to you does he? It's not like he's going to stalk you. Just answer the question, please.

And what do the Finnish do in place of sex?

[Terra]

NEVER MIND BUSTER I'LL JUST GO TO YOUR FORUM AND READ IT SINCE YOUR TOO CHICKENSHITY TO HAVE POLITE CONVERSATION!!

YOU FINNISH DOODYHEAD!! >:

[RaNkeri]

D: Sorry, I've been busy, having an exam tomorrow D:

I'll answer now:

I hear in FLinland that, the guys lay eggs out in the back yard and the women come along later, after lunch or something and spray secret jizz juice all over them and then a week later out comes a baby.

So sex has been abolished altogether as has the whole ob-gyn deal.

What's your take on this RaNkeri?

Well, in FLinland we use Sexual reproduction. Sexual reproduction is a biological process by which organisms create descendants that have a combination of genetic material contributed from two (usually) different members of the species. Each of two parent organisms contributes half of the offspring's genetic makeup by creating haploid gametes. Most organisms form two different types of gametes. In these anisogamous species, the two sexes are referred to as male (producing sperm or microspores) and female (producing ova or megaspores). In isogamous species the gametes are similar or identical in form, but may have separable properties and then may be given other different names. For example, in the green alga, Chlamydomonas reinhardtii, there are so-called "plus" and "minus" gametes. A few types of organisms, such as ciliates, have more than two kinds of gametes.

Humans, most animals, and plants reproduce sexually. Sexually-reproducing organisms have two sets of genes for every trait (called alleles). Offspring inherit one allele for each trait from each parent, thereby ensuring that offspring have a combination of the parents' genes. Having two copies of every gene, only one of which is expressed, allows deleterious alleles to be masked, an advantage believed to have led to the evolutionary development of diploidy (Otto and Goldstein).


Mitosis and Meiosis

Mitosis and meiosis are an integral part of cell division. Mitosis occurs in somatic cells, while meiosis occurs in gametes.

Mitosis The resultant number of cells in mitosis is twice the number of original cells. The number of chromosomes in the daughter cells is the same as that of the parent cell.


Meiosis The resultant number of cells is four times the number of original cells. This results in cells with half the number of chromosomes present in the parent cell. A diploid cell forms two haploid cells. This process occurs in two phases, meiosis I and meiosis II.


And what do the FLinnish do in place of sex?

How could I know? D: There's more than 5 million people living in FLinland. I suggest you to visit FLinnish forums and go ask them :O

[Terra]

direct MIS-quote!! so anyway it doesn't sound like much fun over there in fLinland so what do you do before you traispe into SEXUAL REPRODUCTION LAND fLinnish style?

Do you go to a movie or do they even have those there? do you drink a few beers first or do you eat that raisin shit that needs to congeal in the refridgerator? do you watch the penquins do it? do you dry clean your polar bear jacket and eat whale blubber to get all hot and sexed up?

do you pull out the ol' google machine and look for the sexy talk or what?

thx again.

[Trash]

RaNkeri has never been more wrong.

[Terra]

if he's wrong i might not trust him on the whale blubber thing

[Esuohlim]

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/9439/borthjt1ld.gif

[Terra]

So I take it RaNkeri is really a guy??

[BlueOatmeal]

Oh man Red Alert 2 is kicking my ass. Those godamn Soviet Terror Drones keep fucking my tanks all to hell.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that RaNkeri is from Finland and he is Finnish and his contry is not in RA2 so Finland must suck.

[RaNkeri]

You know, basic GIs are great for destorying terror drones. You just need to hide them behind sandbags and enjoy from the TD massacre. ;)

[Esuohlim]

Terra thinks you're a girl Rankeri defend your honor

[RaNkeri]

But I am a girl D:

[DamnthatDavid]

Wait, there is one thing I have learned from listening to myself talk.

All European women are sex dolls. Scandanavian women are hot.

Prove you are a girl, post pictures. >:

[Terra]

>: i have bigger balls than rankeri

[Emu]

But I am a girl D:

that's a dirty fucking lie

[MarioRPG]

But I am a girl D:

that's a dirty fucking lie
Yeah, girls are never on the internet.

[Marc Summers]

But I am a girl D:
You had me fooled for a long, long time >:

[Esuohlim]

Guys it's a trap

[Emu]

rankeri post the "it's a trap" image.

do it.

i know you're going to do it. DO IT NOW.

FUCK I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE.

http://www.itsatrap.net/ackbar.jpg

[BlueOatmeal]

You know, basic GIs are great for destorying terror drones. You just need to hide them behind sandbags and enjoy from the TD massacre. ;)

Oh man RaNkeri that really did help out alot. Maybe your not that bad after all.....

[RaNkeri]

rankeri post the "it's a trap" image.

do it.

i know you're going to do it. DO IT NOW.

FUCK I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/trap.jpg

:(

[Trash]

That was funny in a juvenile way.

[Guitar Woman]

My girly friends made me watch Brokeback Mountain last night :x

[BlueOatmeal]

That movie is soooooo gay.

[Terra]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/RaNkeri/trap.jpg

:(

in fLinnland do they lable the soap "soap" so that they don't confuse it with toothpaste??

[RaNkeri]

I'm not sure :/ I found that from the all-mighty internet :(

[Terra]

Those are your feet and that of Lars behind you. Don't deny it. Your both leaning over to read it except he has a better grasp on things than you do. >: