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Jeff The Ninja
Jun 1st, 2006, 01:14 AM
HOLY SHIT, I HAVE A PAPER DUE FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING AND I HAVENT EVEN FREAKING STARTESD ON IT. I JUST DRANK A POT OF COFFEEE ( WITH 7 SCOOPS IN IT) AND A BOWL OF CHOCLATE COVERED COFFEE BEANS. i CANT STOP SHAKING. BUT I NEED TO STAY UP AND FINISH THIS PAPER AND GET TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. bUT I AM SO WIRED.

dAMN, I SHOULDNT HAVE HAD THAT MUCH SUGAR IN MY COFFEE. iM JSUT DOING JUMPING JACKS IN MY UNDERPANTS. i DON T EXCERCISE. SO WHY AM I DOUNG JUMPING JACKS ON HERE. i DONT KNOW. I JUST FEEL LIEK IT. AND IM STILL SHAKING.



iM GONNA BE FUCKED TOMORROW MORING.

Fathom Zero
Jun 1st, 2006, 01:19 AM
By any chance, are you also eating frosted flakes like me?

Esuohlim
Jun 1st, 2006, 01:22 AM
Oh please. A couple months ago I scrapped an 8-page analysis paper about peer-influenced pre-adolescents and started a whole new one at 2:30am about Hot Topic fags. It was titled "Conformity is this essay's Hot Topic" because my title always has to be clever even if it means being incredibly lame. >:

I got 235 out of 250. Quit yer whinin' >:

Marc Summers
Jun 1st, 2006, 01:35 AM
I whipped out a five page paper on the impact cell phones have made on society in about two hours, and got a nifty B+ on it, despite it being only 2/3 of the required length :/

Emu
Jun 1st, 2006, 12:30 PM
Jeff I know you're probably 14 and fat but know that posting on the internets about your caffiene rushes is never, ever funny

Becuase anime nerds do that http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/mad.gif

Guitar Woman
Jun 1st, 2006, 12:43 PM
So guys, I was walking up a flight of stairs yesterday, and there were only 4 on the last set and I tried to jump over them, but my left foot got caught on the bottom stair and I fell and banged my shin really fucking hard on the corner of one and I felt like I was gonna throw up and I passed out for a second, and when I could walk again I had to limp because it hurt so bad. So I get to the top of the stairs and limp by this group of people, and while I'm passing them one of the kids in the group sort of snickers then his mom hits him and says "DON'T LAUGH, SHE'S SPECIAL."
:(

MarioRPG
Jun 1st, 2006, 02:45 PM
Oh wah wah Jeff, some of us don't need coffee to stay up past our bedtime. :rolleyes

Emu
Jun 1st, 2006, 04:27 PM
GW did that honestly happen because you deserve an award

Guitar Woman
Jun 1st, 2006, 04:42 PM
Yes, that actually happened and it was really embarrassing and I need a hug. :(

ziggytrix
Jun 1st, 2006, 07:18 PM
If it's any consolation, your misery, in its telling telling, has brought a smile to my face. :)

Seven Force
Jun 1st, 2006, 10:00 PM
I'll give you a hug GW. :)

Watch out though cause I got a banana in my pocket. ;)

BlueOatmeal
Jun 1st, 2006, 10:24 PM
I remember when I was on meth ( :( ) I beat like 50 fighters in the survival mode on Soul Calibur on the Dreamcast. That record was never broken on my VMU!

Rongi
Jun 1st, 2006, 10:30 PM
meth is a hella dirty drug

WhiteRat
Jun 1st, 2006, 10:44 PM
One time myself and two freinds were looking for a bag of weed at 2am and after 3 hours of runnin' around town from place to place we ended up at a trailer home where a 40 year old guy was smokin' meth with his skinny as hell wife/gf. Sadly my two freinds smoked it with him and after that we left and never spoke of it again.

Terra
Jun 1st, 2006, 10:46 PM
Jesus Christ. Stick to meth next time and go to jail rather than posting here about your insomnia!!

Fathom Zero
Jun 2nd, 2006, 02:14 AM
You didn't want him to leave, did you?