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DamnthatDavid
Jun 22nd, 2006, 04:12 PM
So, I got bit by some spider on my knee... and it was all strange colored and discolored. Then I smashed the knee (with spider bite) into the edge of a ladder while climbing it. Disgusting spider poision/puss and pain ensued.

Just keeping you all updated in my day to day life.
RaNkeri
Jun 22nd, 2006, 04:45 PM
Was it a poisonous sprider?
Mockery
Jun 22nd, 2006, 05:07 PM
This thread is nothing without photos of the knee wound.
MarioRPG
Jun 22nd, 2006, 05:49 PM
I'm assuming hitting the bitten knee hurt extra much?
DamnthatDavid
Jun 22nd, 2006, 05:52 PM
This thread is nothing without photos of the knee wound.

When my sister moved out, my Dad gave her his old digi-cam.

When I moved out, I got nothing.

So until I can scrap up 200-300 bucks, you just have to use your imagination.

I'll try drawing it in Photoshop.
DamnthatDavid
Jun 22nd, 2006, 06:05 PM
Well... I tried. But it looked like a blog of red mixed with yellow.

It hurt more then it looked good.

And RaNkeri, all spiders are poisionus, the degree at which they effect the human body is different though. My bite just created puss pockets of pain.
Mockery
Jun 22nd, 2006, 06:12 PM
This thread is nothing without a picture of your failed Photoshop drawing of your knee wound.
DamnthatDavid
Jun 22nd, 2006, 11:52 PM
I shall post it when I get home. I am at a strangers computer
DamnthatDavid
Jun 23rd, 2006, 02:49 AM
http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/Knee2.jpg
RaNkeri
Jun 23rd, 2006, 03:00 AM
Oh wow, I can feel your pain via that picture.

Have you plotted any kind of revenge?
Mockery
Jun 23rd, 2006, 03:45 AM
See what I mean? Just look at that!

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/Knee2.jpg

Now this thread is awesome.
funkyamunky
Jun 23rd, 2006, 04:07 AM
nice shorts
thebiggameover
Jun 23rd, 2006, 06:44 AM
daddy long legs are way more poisionus than any other spider on earth. they just dont have a mouth or fangs or whatever to break through human skin. (where the fuck is janeet x when you need her?). what kind did you get bit by??
RaNkeri
Jun 23rd, 2006, 07:48 AM
daddy long legs are way more poisionus than any other spider on earth. they just dont have a mouth or fangs or whatever to break through human skin. (where the fuck is janeet x when you need her?). what kind did you get bit by??

Mythbusters busted that myth :posh
sloth
Jun 23rd, 2006, 08:29 AM
thebiggameover did you know if you get a crab drunk it walks forwards
MetalMilitia
Jun 23rd, 2006, 11:41 AM
A PICTURE OF A SPIDER EATING A KNEE
executioneer
Jun 23rd, 2006, 01:03 PM
:lol
Marc Summers
Jun 23rd, 2006, 01:07 PM
But it looked like a blog of red mixed with yellow.
Doing a little subliminal advertising are we?
http://www.benno-klier.com/blog/?p=25
MarioRPG
Jun 23rd, 2006, 01:19 PM
But it looked like a blog of red mixed with yellow.
Doing a little subliminal advertising are we?
http://www.benno-klier.com/blog/?p=25
Oh my, you best be quiet. You're getting too close to the truth!
DamnthatDavid
Jun 24th, 2006, 04:14 PM
No idea what type of spider. But I shall labor to draw the picture of the spider I believed attacked my knee.


http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/Spider.jpg

This is Richardo, the spider. He came from the wrong side of the web. His father was eaten by his mother, who also tried to eat Richardo after his birth.
Narrowly escaping his mother, Ricardo was lost adrift in the world, where he quickly turned to a life of crime. He worked in the Arachnid Family as a hired goon. Sucking the life out of annoying pests that bugged the boss.
MarioRPG
Jun 24th, 2006, 06:11 PM
Scary.

Did he know Boris the spider? :rolleyes
Trash
Jun 28th, 2006, 02:43 PM
http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/Spider.jpg



This spider should bite Rankeri. In the head.