PHP Error handler?

[MetalMilitia]

I think there should be some kind of PHP error handler which, in the event of an error would redirct www.i-mockery.net to another location. Perhaps a humerous page explaining the forum is down or even a tacky looking free message board, just for kicks.

[Terra]

An off site forum chat room would be nice.

[Esuohlim]

Can we set it up so that whenever Terra logs in it takes her to error page?

[executioneer]

:lol (http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/wahwahwahwah.mp3)

[executioneer]

:eek (http://omg):eek (http://secrat):eek (http://emoticons):eek (http://code):eek (http://eek)

[Terra]

Can we set it up so that whenever Terra logs in it takes her to error page?

doody head :(