Email of the Moment #20

[Mockery]

It amazes me that people still get pissed off at a humor site like The Whiny Goth Kids Page (http://www.i-mockery.com/goth) which hasn't been updated since the late 90's. Sad, sad, sad...

From: The Queen [paper.doll@hotmail.co.uk]
Subject: yoru stupid website

your website is disgusting. how dare you be so disrespectful to suicida people. you sad fucking twat. whats your problem? you obviously have NO LIFE ATALL if you spend your time making some shitty webpage thats so rude and horrible. personally i think you should kill yourself before someone else does it for you. and you had better put this on your webpage so people can see what a stupid pointless disgusting twisted twat you are. and by the way i couldnt give a shit about your stupid unfunny sarcastic remarks under what people have said towards your site-it just proves your a pathetic pussy. i hope you die and then burn in hell.
:party

[Juttin]

Mockery, you have NO LIFE ATALL :suicide

You're just a twat, a sad pathetic twat :(

[MarioRPG]

I'm surprised people take time to read it.

[Grislygus]

i couldnt give a shit about your stupid unfunny sarcastic remarks under what people have said towards your site-it just proves your a pathetic pussy. i hope you die and then burn in hell.

Obviously, he's a master of his emotions. Watch your back.

[Fathom Zero]

Goth FABULOUS.

[The hero is me]

and you had better put this on your webpage so people can see what a stupid pointless disgusting twisted twat you are

Did you know that now badly typed hate mail accounts to you being:
1) stupid
2) pointless
3) disgusting
4)twisted
and 5) a twat.

Some people never cease to amaze me.

[Chojin]

Your grammar amazes me.

[The hero is me]

Sorry. But in fairness it is 20 past midnight in the middle of July. And what's wrong with my grammar?

[Trash]

Well, it's 2:29 AM here, and I manage to have a near-perfect grammar.

[Fathom Zero]

As do I, almost every day and night of the year.

[Juttin]

There's a burgular in my house, trying to bash my head in. :(

Sorry, trying in which to bash my head :/

[Trash]

And you should update the Whiny Goth Kids page.

[timrpgland]

i hope you die and then burn in hell.

That email had so much potential :(

[jack_the_ripper]

:wah Yeah, keep on crying you whiny goth-bitch
and go :hangman yourself

[RaNkeri]

i think you should kill yourself before someone else does it for you.

Rog, you'd better be careful when you're walking alone during night time :(

[DuFresne]

I now officially hate both of you.

[RaNkeri]

I now officially hate both of you.

Being worried about Rog's life doesn't make me a bad person now does it? :(

[DuFresne]

oh, dear. :|

[HunterRose]

The person that wrote that letter obviously needs to re-evaluate their life up to this point and realize that they are idiots; and have a good ol' jolly laugh at themselves.

[kahljorn]

MAN I HATE ANYBODY WHO SENDS NEGATIVE MESSAGES TO I-MOCKERY.COM

[RectalWart]

MAN I HATE ANYBODY WHO SENDS NEGATIVE MESSAGES TO I-MOCKERY.COM

Not me! That's some of the funniest shit around!

[noob3]

i fucking hate you

[RebeccaOTool]

Ah, the illiterate indignate. :blah

[Noodles]

ah ha ha... ATALL,TWAT suck a colorful vocabulary.

[Autrach Sejanoz]

It's a sad fact of life that most people are fools, and emails like that just prove it.

[Womti]

:suicide :lol

[Divisible by Waffle]

i think you should kill yourself

Run while there's still time! The bitchy goth kids are recruiting!

[Fathom Zero]

Sometimes, you can just tell who the offenders are.