THE ADVENTURES OF WIFFLES BY ME

[Les Waste]

I HAVE CREATED A WONDERFUL NEW COMIC STRIP STARRING WIFFLES, THE PERSON WHO POSTS AT I-MOCKERY.NET WHO IS NOT AT ALL A GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH FUCKER ^_^

PLEASE ENJOY MY WONDERFUL STORY I LIKE TO FANCY MYSELF A BIT OF A LEGENDARY STORYTELLER LIKE THAT GUY WHO WROTE ALL THSOE BOOKS O_o

ALSO NOTE THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE THIS IS VERY REAL REALITY >_<

EDIT: IT ISN'T WORKING RIGHT NOW ALL YOU SEE IS RED X'S SO NO RED X JOKES OK KIDS (LOL) JUST WAIT PATIENTILY UNTIL GEOCITIES GETS THEIR SHITS TOGETHER AND ENJOY THE COMEDY :hat ^o^

EDIT: IT WORKS NOW HOW BOUT THAT LOL ~_<

EDIT: FUCK YOU GEOCITIES. FUCK YOU WITH A HOSE FILLED WITH CEMENT >_<

http://www.geocities.com/sandinsta99/wiffles01.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinsta99/wiffles02.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinsta99/wiffles03.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinsta99/wiffles04.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinsta99/wiffles05.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinsta99/wiffles06.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinsta99/wiffles07.txt

[Esuohlim]

These are not only LOL, they're ROFLMAO. :lol

[Rongi]

That was almost too LOL :(.

[Psycho Squid]

Another great comic by Les Waste. >_<

[Professor Cool]

i didnt even know wiffles was male, fantastic and informative, great job Les

[sadie]

yay! bobo! :)

[Les Waste]

Hi Sadie.

I'm supposed to write both a pantoum and a sestena for tomorrow :(

and Wiffles isn't nessecarily male. Wiffles could also be a female chemo patient :rolleyes

[Cap'n Crunch]

It is all so true. He is a kitty molester! You hit it right on the button Les Waste.

[Anonymous]

I can't see any of the images.

[Captain Robo]

I liked the part with the red x... and that's all of them :(

[Les Waste]

It's because Geocities is queer :(

Wait a few minutes. Wait for it. . .

[Anonymous]

If you email me the pictures, I'll upload them to a server that isn't gay.

[Les Waste]

CHECK YOUR EMAIL BIG POPPA ;)

[Rongi]

It works for me >: >: >:

And how did you listien to the new RH songs, you bastard >: >: >: ?

[Les Waste]

NOW IT WORKS :bitchin

GEOCITIES IS HIT OR MISS :lol

[Ninjavenom]

I like loudmouth guy.

[Professor Cool]

Your gonna make wiffles mad, and he/she is gonna PM that lame you are an idiot thing that is in her sig to all of us 8-)

[CastroMotorOil]

it does not work again >:

[ItalianStereotype]

it worked to begin with...

[Wiffles]

I can't see it. Geocities has this bandwidth restriction thingy >_<;

[noob3]

Holy shit, did that play a Cream song?

[Wiffles]

Now I see it. I didn't know there was a law against molesting cats ^_^;;

BTW- I don't have cats and Im alergic to them >_<

[Les Waste]

WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOP MOLESTING THEM YOU WON'T GET SUCH AWFUL RASHES >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

:lol That is all I have to say. :lol

[Wiffles]

I haven't been near a cat for years O_o

[GnrySgtHartman]

So you forgot how to go outside?

[Wiffles]

Im allergic to lots of stuff and I get windburns, chapped lips and a bloody nose when I go outside ;_;

[Cap'n Crunch]

That is why you are such a homophobe?

[Wiffles]

Im not a homophobe. I think all people are equal and they deserve as much respect and kindness as the next person ^_^

[Cap'n Crunch]

What if the next person is gay?

[GnrySgtHartman]

Sgt hartman: SHOW ME YOUR SCARY FACE WIFFLES!

Wiffles (Private hamtaro): >_<

Sgt hartman: YOU DONT SCARE ME!

[Wiffles]

You should always treat the next person with respect even if he/she is gay, lesbian, black, white, poor, rich, jew.. etc. ^_^

[Cap'n Crunch]

Wiffles likes gays.

[Wiffles]

I like everybody, as long as they don't hurt me or anything ^_^;

>_>

<_<

^_^

[GnrySgtHartman]

YOU DONT SCARE ME WIFFLES. NOW MAKE A SCARY FACE

[Captain Robo]

HEY WIFFLES, WHAT'S UR ASL :)

[Captain Robo]

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/2033387.jpg

You won't be able to see it until my bandwith goes down.

But when you can, guess who it is!

[Les Waste]

Dammit, I would think that if you take your name from a character from a movie, you would at least get that character's lines right >:

Wiffles, show me your WAR face

sir?

AAAHHHHHHHH! NOW THAT'S A WAR FACE! LEMME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!

>_<

BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE >:

>_<;;

YOU DON'T SCARE ME WORK ON IT >:

;_;

[Professor Cool]

I know you have to donate to get that tiny text above your avatar, but I think we should make an exception for wiffles and put "Registered Cat Molester", you know just as a warning for all those with cats...

Dont you dare touch my cat "Booze" either you bastard :sexoffender

[sadie]

bobo! i wanna read your poems. ;)

[Wiffles]

HEY WIFFLES, WHAT'S UR ASL :)

13 M (thats all the info I'll give ^_^;; )

(Don't want those internet stalker type persons learning about where I live ^_~)

<_<

>_>

[Secret Agent Vomit]

HEY WIFFLE BALL BAT BITCH, YOU CAN TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS, YOUR SECRAT IS SAFE WITH ME. ;)

[FS]

:lol Bobo is king of comics.

[Skulhedface]

Wiffles, all was going OK until you admitted to being a guy. I mean, you pull off femininity so well.

[Wiffles]

Its nice to see that someone actually devoted some of his spare time to make comics about me -^_^-
Thanks, Bobo, you're a swell artist ^_^

BTW- I won't tell where I live ^_^;;

[Wiffles]

Skullhedface: Whats wrong about being a guy? Although most people say I look like a girl ^_^;

[Tropical]

Okay... Wiffles is a fucking character. Or else there's no other fucking reason why IT would even bother posting here.

[Skulhedface]

Skullhedface: Whats wrong about being a guy? Although most people say I look like a girl ^_^;

Nothing necessarily WRONG with it, but it's definitely NOT the way you came across. You come across as a teenage girl dude.

[Anonymous]

http://www.popndeth.com/imock/wiffles01.jpg
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/wiffles02.jpg
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/wiffles03.jpg
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/wiffles04.jpg
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/wiffles05.jpg
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/wiffles06.jpg
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/wiffles07.jpg

[!!!!]

To heck with you guys, Wiffles is just what we've been needing around here! >:

[Captain Robo]

I get windburns

FROM FARTING LOL

P.S. A/S/L WIFFLES? ;)

[Les Waste]

bobo! i wanna read your poems. ;)
My poems suck :(

It took me two hours to write the sestena, but only about three minutes to write the pantoum

My creative writing class blows :(

[Captain Robo]

;)

http://www.imgmag.org/images/captainrobot2/ADVENTURESxOFxWIFFLES.gif


SHIT the animation got chopped by the fucking hosting service.

I need to find better stuff >:

[Matt Harty]

It's still LOL material. :lol

[Captain Robo]

Bobo should sell his art :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

What program did you make that in? I thought it was okay funny, but not as good as the first.

[Captain Robo]

Jasc Animation Shop

And Les Waste ALWAYS wins. You should know that!

[Cap'n Crunch]

I am going to download it.

[whoreable]

Goddamn robo. maybe if you stopped suckin everyones dicks, people might respect you.

but then again.....

[Cap'n Crunch]

Goddamn robo. maybe if you stopped suckin everyones dicks, people might respect you.

but then again.....

:lol

[Rongi]

Captain Bubba, stop making characters,

[Cap'n Crunch]

I will get you Rongi!

[Rongi]

Who the fuck are you :/?

[Cap'n Crunch]

You steal my ideas, remember?

[Rongi]

You're not smart enough to have ideas :).

[Captain Robo]

Goddamn robo. maybe if you stopped suckin everyones dicks, people might respect you.

but then again.....

It's an inside joke, retard.

There's a difference between respect and ass kissing.

[Les Waste]

GODDAMMIT GET OUT OF MY THREAD ASS CLOWNS >: >: >:

[MrAdventure]

I'VE SEEN THIS EPISODE OF SHIRTTALES TWICE

[Les Waste]

SHIRT TAILS?! PLEASE!! :rolleyes

THAT SHOW IS FOR BABIES. THE PAW PAW BEARS IS WHERE IT'S AT

http://home.concepts.nl/~lwmkeijs/bb/bb033a.jpg

[MrAdventure]

WATCHING SOME ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANDROGYNOUS BEAR WITH BITS OF TAPE ON HER FACE, DRUNK ON THE CURB SELLING CHEAP INCENSE AND BLANKETS, WIPING ITS ASS WITH HANDFULS OF DIRT... REALLY SOUNDS MATURE JERK

http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs3/kissyfur.gif

BESIDES, KISSYFUR COVERED EVERY IMPORTANT TOPIC EVER

BAD LUCK WITH PICTURES LATELY :x :x :x

[FS]

http://www.aowz68.dsl.pipex.com/cartoons/teddyruxpin/teddy.gif

I swear Robo either is the longest running non-uncovered character ever, or he's just not as bad as people make him out to be.

[Les Waste]

I HAVE MADE A COMIC STARRING THE THREE PEOPLE WHO RUIN THREADS BY ARGUING WITH EACH OTHER FOR NO GOOD REASON OK BYE :) :) :)

http://www.geocities.com/picturesofthegayqueertrio/trio01.txt

http://www.geocities.com/picturesofthegayqueertrio/trio02.txt

http://www.geocities.com/picturesofthegayqueertrio/trio03.txt

http://www.geocities.com/picturesofthegayqueertrio/trio04.txt

http://www.geocities.com/picturesofthegayqueertrio/trio05.txt

http://www.geocities.com/picturesofthegayqueertrio/trio06.txt

http://www.geocities.com/picturesofthegayqueertrio/trio07.txt

[whoreable]

Which one am I?

[Psycho Squid]

Which one is Cap'n Crunch?

[Professor Cool]

I love fun cartoons, i think the one in the middle is esuohlim :(

Well this Wiffles thing, so i hired some professional investigators, after a series of antics the following scenes took place...

http://professorcool.1colony.com/images/wif1.jpg

http://professorcool.1colony.com/images/wif2.jpg

http://professorcool.1colony.com/images/wif3.jpg

THE END!!! :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

:lol

I would have a comeback, but that was too funny! I admire that penis hand. I wish I had my penis on my arm in real life. :(

[GnrySgtHartman]

no you dont

[sadie]

i paid for an actual argument, hartman. simple contradiction will not suffice. >:

[Esuohlim]

Why would the one in the middle be me? I only posted, like, twice in this thread. :(

[Professor Cool]

cause the pictures didnt work >:

[glowbelly]

the guy on the right looks way too much like marcus from zoonie and marcus fame >:

[Goenitz]

Brilliant, just brilliant! Bravo! I plan on directing the Wiffles Movie, and will give you co-author credit. It's going to be beautiful. Starring Al Pacino as Wiffles the Cat Molester, Danny DeVito as The Molested Cat, and a special guest appearance by Christopher Walken as the "Holy Mother of Crap" guy. Soundtrack by Ja Rule.

It will be the greatest box-office smash since "The Adventures of Pluto Nash"!

And... action!

[Captain Robo]

I already made a fucking Wiffles Movie.

the guy on the right looks way too much like marcus from zoonie and marcus fame >:

I swear I was going to say just that!

And he's standing in Marcus' spot!

[The Unseen]

Les Wastes comics make me LOL and ROFL till i can LMMFAO no more :lol

[ziggytrix]

the guy on the right looks way too much like marcus from zoonie and marcus fame >:

That's because all the stick figures in Hollywood are related. They're actually cousins.

[Les Waste]

The person with the pink shoes was already in one of my comics, but you phillistines don't recognize who it's supposed to be >:

[Captain Robo]

Who's Marcus?

[Les Waste]

>:

[Ninjavenom]

The "Holy Crap" was fantastic because i thought of Cap'n Crunch's voice at the time. :D

[Wiffles]

Brilliant, just brilliant! Bravo! I plan on directing the Wiffles Movie, and will give you co-author credit. It's going to be beautiful. Starring Al Pacino as Wiffles the Cat Molester, Danny DeVito as The Molested Cat, and a special guest appearance by Christopher Walken as the "Holy Mother of Crap" guy. Soundtrack by Ja Rule.

It will be the greatest box-office smash since "The Adventures of Pluto Nash"!

And... action!

Or we can just play KOF, Mr. Geonitz ^_^

[Captain Robo]

I know who fucking Marcus, from "Zoonie and Marcus" is.

I want to know who the guy that looks like him is (YOUR COMIC >:).

[Les Waste]

>: >:

[davinxtk]

I, for one, can see that Les Waste is thoroughly disappointed in the direction his thread is going.

I think I may have just added to it.

[Wiffles]

I bet this thread would look better with more flowers ^_^

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.brainfiber.com/flowers.jpg

*SNIFFS* AHHH, THATS MUCH BETTER ^_^

[Wiffles]

Yay! ^_^

Heres more

http://www.davisflorist.net/images/daisy-feast.jpg

[Esuohlim]

Am I the only one that appreciates the subtleties of the adventure? I mean, the facial expressions were just perfect. >:

And everyone should know who Zoonie and Marcus are. Fags. >: