Jeff The Ninja's Sex Chat Thread

[Jeff The Ninja]

Because Loveline needs a Chat room ;)

[Moobs]

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so have you had sex or what?

[MetalMilitia]

Are chatroom threads the new "What are you Xing RIGHT NOW?" threads?
Either way, surely someone who has actually had sex would be more qualified to start a sex chat thread.

[WhiteRat]

Sex parties?!

[executioneer]

when i read the thread title i thought it said jeff the ninja's sex cat thread >: i am v. dissapointed

[Seven Force]

im pretty sure most of us has gotten more pussy than jeff here

wait sorry willie :(

[executioneer]

I'M SORRY TOO >: :( >: :(

[Pub Lover]

Sexual Pacifist!

[Pub Lover]

Actually, I tried to enlist, but I was rejected on medical grounds. :(

[executioneer]

ewww

[Jeff The Ninja]

This thread is Scary :chatter

[Juttin]

" Who wants to come feel sexy with the captain? "


:/

[Fathom Zero]

THIS THREAD IS WORTHY OF A STICKY.

[executioneer]

could we get some stories about sex with cats in here please

[ziggytrix]

my ex and i would have sex while her damn cat watched.

fuckin creepy cat.

[Jeff The Ninja]

THIS THREAD IS WORTHY OF A STICKY.

No, this thread is Sticky ;)

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah... sticky with fruit-scented lube. OH YEAH.

Am I right guys?

[Immortal Goat]

Lube should never be sticky, or else it isn't lube at all >:

[ArrowX]

thats the glue, once there wedged in there nice and tight there aint NO ESCAPE.

[Fathom Zero]

It's when lube settles that it truly becomes glue-like.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Why do Lube and Super Glue come in the same type of container. I think that may cause more sex related injury than aanythinng else.