Rant at the She-Bitch

[DamnthatDavid]

God damn the life that I am living. I want to go kill a clown or something. I hate this, I hate that... I fucking hate girls who at one point are great friends but now are fucking ice bitches.

I want to load up my rifle, and shoot some fucking car tires.
I'm not angry at work, but I'm sick of work.

God damn. FUCK FUCK FUCK ALL OF THIS SHIT!

I need to get drunk. I have no money for booze... someone loan me money.

I need to get into the fucking Coast Guard now, but I don't want to go yet. Shit moneky balls on Indecisions.

God damn that cock-teasing redheaded witch bitch. She totally screwed up my fucking mind. I wish to God that I never met her, that she never fucking led me on, and fucking broke my God damn heart. I fucking hate that she has so intergrated herself into my circle of friends that I fucking hate to hang out with them now. So now I've been pushed away, for I fucking hate that god damned 2-Faced Lying Super Bitch. But I still, for some unknown hellfire reason still find myself attracted to her. God fucking damn this thing for Redheads that I have.

Ohhh GOD DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL.

So, I, at this time, hate all women, but at the same time, horribly attrached to the ones I know who will mess up my mind.

[MetalMilitia]

Shoot her in the heart.

[DuFresne]

I think he's just jealous of Bubba's pity party. Let's ignore him.

[DamnthatDavid]

And... who the hell are you? Do I think your opinion matters? No, fuck off.

[executioneer]

"unknown hellfire reason" made me think of wesley willis :lol

[Juttin]

God damn the life that I am living. I want to go kill a clown or something. I hate this, I hate that... I fucking hate girls who at one point are great friends but now are fucking ice bitches.

I want to load up my rifle, and shoot some fucking car tires.
I'm not angry at work, but I'm sick of work.

God damn. FUCK FUCK FUCK ALL OF THIS SHIT!

I need to get drunk. I have no money for booze... someone loan me money.

I need to get into the fucking Coast Guard now, but I don't want to go yet. Shit moneky balls on Indecisions.

God damn that cock-teasing redheaded witch bitch. She totally screwed up my fucking mind. I wish to God that I never met her, that she never fucking led me on, and fucking broke my God damn heart. I fucking hate that she has so intergrated herself into my circle of friends that I fucking hate to hang out with them now. So now I've been pushed away, for I fucking hate that god damned 2-Faced Lying Super Bitch. But I still, for some unknown hellfire reason still find myself attracted to her. God fucking damn this thing for Redheads that I have.

Ohhh GOD DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL.

So, I, at this time, hate all women, but at the same time, horribly attrached to the ones I know who will mess up my mind.


Hahaha...That same exact event happened to me, with the same response, 4 months ago :lol


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[Big McLargehuge]

women are simple

[executioneer]

yeah cause they're all jerks

[Dixie]

Never trust the bitch unless she's given you a kidney.

[DamnthatDavid]

So, does anyone have any attractive cousins up in Washington?

Bah, look at me, so desperate for the champanionship of the vile women, that I am asking others to hook me up.

Doesn't help that all my other friends are getting married. 4 marriages this year.

[Supafly345]

Hey, I'm not married. And its even harder for me because black women don't like white guys. Stop being a bitch and ask out the teller at the bank.

[CaptainBubba]

i dont ask out girls I wait until they either start touching me and following me everywhere or put their tongue in my mouth SO FAR THIS HAS WORKED PRETTY GOOD BUT I DONT KNOW LAST TIEM I WAS 17 AND NOW MY HEART IS BROKEN FUCK YOU DAVID 3 YEARS 3 YEARS I WIN. >:

[ArrowX]

Rape the......I'm not allowed to say that anymore :(

Break her knees, she can't say no when she can't run away is what I always say.

[DamnthatDavid]

Well Bubba... last time that worked for me, we both decided after 2 weeks that we drive each other insane.

And Supa, there are at least more attractive Black girls in the world then attactive Redheads. And all redheads by sterotype are bitches, so I am doomed to marry a bitch.

[Jeanette X]

God damn that cock-teasing redheaded witch bitch. She totally screwed up my fucking mind. I wish to God that I never met her, that she never fucking led me on, and fucking broke my God damn heart. I fucking hate that she has so intergrated herself into my circle of friends that I fucking hate to hang out with them now. So now I've been pushed away, for I fucking hate that god damned 2-Faced Lying Super Bitch. But I still, for some unknown hellfire reason still find myself attracted to her. God fucking damn this thing for Redheads that I have.


Would you care to tell us what exactly happened between you? :/

[Dr. Boogie]

Would you care to tell us what exactly happened between you? :/

It's wrong to encourage baiting, Jeanette.

[Jeanette X]

It's wrong to encourage baiting, Jeanette.

I've got my period, and I need to unload. So it will either be him for being stupid over a girl and being a dumb shit, or the girl for mistreating him and being a worthless gash.

I have venom to spew, and I need a target. >:

[Supafly345]

And Supa, there are at least more attractive Black girls in the world then attactive Redheads. And all redheads by sterotype are bitches, so I am doomed to marry a bitch.Who said you ever had to marry anyway?

[Chojin]

the woman, usually

[DamnthatDavid]

Well Jeanette, you can unload on me and get your womenness hate out. I don't give a shit. most of it was most likely my fault anyway. I kinda placed her in my mind as the perfect girl. Likes hiking, plays some Halo, fun, funny, redhead, etc. And then I guess I got to know the real her.

I should of listened to my sister. My sister met her once before going off to college, and she said, "David, keep away from her, she's a bitch."

[Dixie]

Well Jeanette, you can unload on me and get your womenness hate out. I don't give a shit. most of it was most likely my fault anyway. I kinda placed her in my mind as the perfect girl. Likes hiking, plays some Halo, fun, funny, redhead, etc. And then I guess I got to know the real her.

I should of listened to my sister. My sister met her once before going off to college, and she said, "David, keep away from her, she's a bitch."

You fucked up dude. Don't you EVER think a girl is perfect. That is a fatal mistake.

[Rez]

yeah, they're just as f'ed up at you are.
most of these problems venn diagram into each other but it's the ones where they're different that you really see each other and know if you not only can live with that, but WANT to live with that.

then it gets all special-like

[DamnthatDavid]

Oh, I know all about it now.

My problem is I'm inexperienced in all this shit due to my slacker/loner attitude in highschool. I turned away 3 invites to the Prom.
And going to a tech college that had 8 women (4 over the age of 30) in the entire video wing didn't help either.

[Two-Faced]

Lawlz
Getting dumped for being a cold hearted bitch is a badge of honor really.

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[Gorlack the Destroyer]

Bitches dont know 'bout my dick.

[DamnthatDavid]

Only scientist with microscopes know about it.

[DuFresne]

yep. one scientist with many microscopes.