Howd you find this place?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

By this place I mean I-mockery. I found it like a year and a half ago from my best friend. He hardly comes here though cause hes constantly on somethingawful.com. I hate that site >:(

[Black Flag]

i found it using the internet!

[Callum Creyshaw]

www.google.com :)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I found it to be mildy satisfying.

But I was hungry an hour later.

[RaNkeri]

I found this place about 3 and a half years ago via internet :/

[Wiffle Bat]

I found it through some guy that came here before me and he was bullied and taunted by the members and he left and told me lots of bad stuff about the people here, so I decided to give it a try and I found the people here to be very friendly and I think this is the bestest site in the world <3

[the_dudefather]

think it was the hacked rom reviews that got me in the first time, then the action figure contest from a few years back got me posting in the forum

[DuFresne]

about 5-6 years ago, I think I had done a google search for humor sites, and, since I was a hardcore anti-religious atheist back then (I've calmed down), and this place had the Church of Mockery, I felt right at home! I didn't join the forums til now, though. :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Yeah, but I never was in the forums till January and I neglected the hell out of my account until about 3 weeks ago haha.

[Grislygus]

I've been reading the site for a couple of years, but only joined the forum recently. I forget what got me interested in the site initially.

[mburbank]

I moved the garnish aside (I hate parsely) and there it was.

[mburbank]

OH! NO! NO! WAIT! I wanna change my answer!

I was fisting you real hard? And I thought I'd grabbed your Prostate, and I thought, what the hell, I've never ripped anyone's prostate out before, so I wnt for it? But all that came out was I-mockery.


There. That's ever so much more Noel Cowardy.

[mburbank]

What do you mean "There's an edit button"? What am I, your fuckin' Mailman?

[Crimson Ghost]

I did not find i-mockery. I-mockery found me.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Max your funny as fuck lmao

[FartinMowler]

I was searching for argument forums :/

[Dax Fusaro]

via internets

[Archduke Tips]

Something about 1997, boredom, and visionary darkness.

I was a fucking idiot as a teen.

[MarioRPG]

I was searching for a punch out rom and found nude punch out. I clicked the fuck out of that link.

I think it was something earlier but meh.

Oh shit wait I was supposed to do a joke answer right.

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

picked up a random community chest card.

[Fathom Zero]

I was looking for emulators.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Looking for Anti-raver stuff.
Found the old school board.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Nice. I hate ravers. Weve had like one raver party come here and only retarted stoners came.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Well, I live in Alabama, and the ravers here were possibly more annoying than other states due to the fact that while they had candy attached to their bodies and pacifiers in their mouths, they still had that god damned southern drawl that I have grown to hate so much.

I'm drunk.

[Chojin]

via internets
Dear Womti,

Go to hell.

-Internets

[Juttin]

EVERYBODY'S A "WOMTI" TO YOU >: >:

[zeldasbiggestfan]

A womti?

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

a great man. a man of destiny. he was edward dantes, he was my father, my mother and my brother. He was you and me. He was all of us.

plus he smelled funny.

[DuFresne]

He was a homeless bisexual who wanted to invite all of us to his cardboard box. I wish I was lying.

[Fathom Zero]

Sadly, I know you're not. I only know him in his "Wastr" incarnation.

[Womti]

yep, that's me alright.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

uhh... eww.

[Mad Melvin]

I received an "enlarge your penis" spam and I thought, what the hell, guess I could use a bigger one. The link redirected me here. This was like three years ago and my penis still looks like a shrimp.

[Esuohlim]

Jixby's Page-O-Fun like six years ago

[executioneer]

i found it initially b/c someone linked to the metal mockery page on the primussucks.com bullboard but i didnt get interested until i was googling high strung the movie :(

[Mockery]

I'm still pissed that they've seemingly dragged their feet on the release of that one on DVD. They started talking about it like FIVE YEARS AGO. >:

[executioneer]

wrong thread :(

[Esuohlim]

Seriously though, Rog, how did you really find this place???

[executioneer]

he was cleaning out his grandparents' attic, and there it was, at the bottom of a rusty old trunk

[Mockery]

wrong thread :(
Not really, you posted about High Strung and my body has an uncontrollable reflex to respond to anything about that movie. :(

Seriously though, Rog, how did you really find this place???
You know those 50-family mega yardsales I've written about in the past? Yep, found it in one of those. It was actually in a pile of junk, right in between a copy of a Cindy Crawford workout vhs tape and a booklet on the joys of crocheting. Clearly, I should've bought that book instead. :(

[executioneer]

oh whoopsie

[executioneer]

you know what would be the best about high strung on dvd? the commentary track(s) :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

So true.

[thebard]

God knows, i can't even remeber what day it is.