ZOMBIE SURVIVAL

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

Lets play a little game.

here is the situation:

You are trapped in your room and there are zombies roaming the streets, outside your door is a zombie. You must exit your room and make it to the safety place 5 houses down. you can use anything in your room and house or what you pick up( must be realistic). there are at least 30 zombies outside and police have been infected. You must make it in 36 hours or else the army will kill anything that moves (human or undead). Good luck.

edit: you can be anywhere in your house

[Fathom Zero]

Can you be in a garage?

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

yes

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

EDIT: DOUBLE POST

[Fathom Zero]

I guess I'll grab a duffel bag, a hammer, a ton of nails, a baseball bat, and a nailgun. I'll set up my ladder near the window and wait till the next day at first light. Oh, and I'll bring some freeze-dried food and a pair of binoculars.

[executioneer]

hahaha i so would win this game

i will get my mini-14 .223 rifle w/ 30-round clip, 60 rounds of .223 ammo, slingshot w/ lead shot, aluminum louisville slugger, and home-made sword-type thing out of my bedroom, clear out backyard area from 2nd floor deck, clear out area in front of house from extra bedroom on second floor

plus when going gets tough hand-to-hand style will put on extra-long leather barbecue gloves and hard hat for prot. from bities

[ArrowX]

From my room. immediately break my airsoft rifle for its weighted cast iron barrel, grab 3 rolls of quarters and a sock for Personal Defence. Put on my leather vest for shoulder and neck protection, put on my leather Mountain biking gloves, move to the back room to take my semi auto .22 rifle with around the 300-500 assorted rounds in my ammo case in the close (I take the .22 because pound for pound you are able to carry about 10 times the amount of bullets than a higher calibre rifle, and that range doesn't matter since if you need to fire on something within a .223's max range its probably not a threat to you at the point in time) I'd clear the back yard form the stairs and jump into my 79 Chevy Van and book shit down the street. I'd then Park against the wall of said house, remove the vans sunroof and climb onto the houses roof from there and hold out untill help arrives.

Also how many zombies in the streets are we talking?

[Fathom Zero]

Well, I'm gonna guess you live in the suburbs. Imagine DOTD '04 during the beginning of the movie where she's running away and neighbors are being killed left and right.

[Zen444]

OMG! I W OUDL TGET TEH BLUE HAIR< THEN CHOP AHTEIR HEADS WITH A KATANA!

[Juttin]

I would put in the Weapons Code, Then the Infinite Ammo code.

Then, I would make myself wear a sun dress, then gym shorts, and would then get bothered by a stupid janitor who is very lonely

[Juttin]

But seriously...

I would get a backpack, fill it with food, put some hard, blunt objects in it, put on two more layers of clothes, and run out of the house with a wooden parlor chair, swinging.

Also, I'd have my hard, painful Algebra textbooks in my Pack, so I would make good use of those too.

[Fathom Zero]

Later that day, I meet up with Juttin. We hoof it to the nearest 7-Eleven.

[Juttin]

And I get a Slushie, stuff a bunch of snacks in my Pack,
Get some cases of Coke, and empty a 12-pack of Budweiser into
my backpack.

I have a bottomless inventory >:

[Fathom Zero]

I pack tons of Ramen Noodles into my pack. I also search behind the counter for a gun. Sadly, I do not find one. The clerk must've took it when he ran off. :(

[RaNkeri]

I'll arm myself with 12-gauge shotgun, M4A1 Carbine(With tons of ammo naturally) and few doses of insulin. I'll also grab few cans of coke and Zombie survival guidebook.

[Juttin]

YOU ARE SHIT, WORTHLESS HUMAN SHIT >:

[executioneer]

I'll arm myself with 12-gauge shotgun, M4A1 Carbine(With tons of ammo naturally) and few doses of insulin. I'll also grab few cans of coke and Zombie survival guidebook.

i don't believe that you actually have either of those guns

[executioneer]

despite the fact that

Finland allows ownership of submachine guns and other automatic weapons, though subject to licensing.

[Juttin]

He'd take HILARIOUS INTERNET BOOK,
A fake, plastic lightsaber, and some cans of Pepsi,
kiss his poster of Pamela Anderson goodbye, jump out of his window, break his leg, and get mauled to death.

[RaNkeri]

It's just a game guys :)

[executioneer]

but the game is supposed to be based on reality somewhat >: you can't just go "I'LL GET IN MY ABRAMS M1 TANK AND JUST RUN RAGGED ALL OVER SUM ZOMBIE GUTS" because that's against the rules of the game.

[FartinMowler]

I would make my way to my garage, put my snowplow on my jeep then strap with two commercial 21 " lawnmowers vertically to the front of the plow. Start them up and make a Zombie Milkshake.

[Chojin]

I daresay fartin is the most prepared man on the planet for a zombie outbreak ;<

[FartinMowler]

Anything but German woman sucking poop out my chute :/ I couldn't sleep last night after seeing that.

[RaNkeri]

but the game is supposed to be based on reality somewhat >: you can't just go "I'LL GET IN MY ABRAMS M1 TANK AND JUST RUN RAGGED ALL OVER SUM ZOMBIE GUTS" because that's against the rules of the game.

If we're talking about realsim, I guess we could ignore the firearm law of Finland. After all, we're fighting against zombies for chris sake >:

But very well, I'll change my equipment later. :/

[Trash]

Even through we would ignore the Finnish firearm law, I still bet you don't have those guns lying around your house.

[RaNkeri]

It's just a game guys :)

[thebard]

Well i would dress for the occasion, warm yet covered, those zombies bite you see.

Then i would grab anything and everything that i could to protect myself. My BF has a basball bat, then theres water, a makes shift flame throwers using a can of spray and a lighter.

I would keep forks and knives handy for those up close encounters.

Also i would learn from all the zombie movies that i have seen.
For example, leave behind the bitten, keep your wits about you, be prepared to kill the people you know, be prepared to kill without emotion.

Also, have a plan, i would try and climb on the roof and make most of my way by roof top it i could.
I would have to be careful as the zombie police have guns and may still shoot.

When i did reach the ground i would then try to avoide as many zombies as i could, combat will slow you down, and kill the ones that attack.

I would keep a look out for things around me that i could use, garden tools, etc until i got to my destination.

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

I would keep forks and knives handy for those up close encounters.



Zombie: Its whats for dinner.

[kahljorn]

I don't think the fire from a can of hairspray would be enough to kill a zombie but what do i know really I'm not a doctor ;(

I have the perfect apartment for a zombie attack, it's on a second floor and there's only one, small rickety stair case leading up.

[thebard]

A can of hair spray wouldn't kill a zombie, but it might imobilse it long enough for you to run.

[executioneer]

heat is very good at damaging vision permanently, and a blind zombie is gonna be a lot less effective at biting you

[ArrowX]

nah Fire would take way too long, you need bluntforce traima to be 100% effective, depending on the stage of decay, I'm to assume that this ins during the opening days of the outbreak so this would be the time for firearms and cinderblock.

Wait about 6 days before trying to use a baseball bat, the skill would have brittled enough for a Baseball bat to be fatal.

shotguns aren't as usefull as most people would think, unless used at about 20-30 yards with solid slugs, the shot shells would not have the velocity to do enough damage to the brain, You'd be better off firing at their feet and causing muscle trauma.

If possible steal the .50 cal Beowulf Semi auto rifle form my dads friend up town, who also has a fucking L.A.W. (Light Anti Tank Weapon) the jury is out on weather or not it actualy works, but could make for a adequate Cudule.

Alo finding those big lawn tractors

[Mr. Vagiclean]

My BF has a basball bat

you mean GF i mean NOONE

[thebard]

Maybe i will just do the girly thing and rely on my BF to do the killing, that way i wont break a nail!

lol. :maul :maul

[Mr. Vagiclean]

show me your dick