How romantic are you?

[FartinMowler]

I'm a romantic guy. I was wondering what you've done that you think is romantic?

[Jixby Phillips]

looked at pictures of pretty ladies on the internet

went to a party trying to score

gave kudos to girls for their myspace blog posts

weaseled my way into getting a hug from a girl who was giving them to people she knew better than me because i wanted to feel her tits on me

when a girl made a spelling mistake and then self-consciously pointed it out to me in her email to me, i declared that it was now the new spelling for it :eek

when a girl started complaining about men i agreed with her and said "we suck"

[DuFresne]

me and my girlfriend mutually masturbated in the middle of the woods. :) I leaned against a tree while she did me, and and then we switched places.

[Juttin]

:/

I seriously didn't want to hear that

[Fathom Zero]

DuFresne wins as far as stories go.

[Dixie]

Flavored lube and tacky stripper clothes are about as romantic as I can get.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Dumped my ex girlfriend 2 days before valentines day. :(

[DuFresne]

Was she at least a bitch? If she was a bitch, then it's cool. I wouldn't want to spend VD with a bitch.

[DuFresne]

Nor would I want to get VD with a bitch.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I thought she was cheating on me. But she wasnt. Found that out awhile back.

[The One and Only...]

I'm constantly seeking unrequited loves. Why? I'll never know. Though my luck may be changing. I hope, at least.

[Supafly345]

Ugh

[Juttin]

Ugh

[DuFresne]

yeah, most girls find anarchist propaganda pretty boring.

[FartinMowler]

I'm constantly seeking unrequited loves. Why? I'll never know. Though my luck may be changing. I hope, at least.

I doubt that :/







I buy my wife flowers once in a while and buy her lunch :)

[WhiteRat]

I'm not an expert in the romance department, but I think i've got the gist of it down.

One time I took one lucky lady to the local Burger King where I treated her to a couple of Rodeo Burgers, with the waters on me.

We had Adult Video News award worthy sex right there in the booth! I was the envy of the entire school.

[Alive]

Hailing a cab on 6th avenue at 10:45 p.m out in the rain, after spending $365.00 on your "date".. Priceless.

Being romantic is expensive, so whats in your wallet??

Visa, its everywhere you want -and dont want to be..

Now thats a commercial i would like to see.

[Chojin]

i hope your name becomes ironic

[Dole]

got married

[RaNkeri]

yeah, most girls find anarchist propaganda pretty boring.

Best sentence ever said on these forums :lol

[The One and Only...]

Eh. I never talk about that either. Though my luck really isn't changing.

I'm looking for someone to stimulate my soul.

[executioneer]

by stroking your ego, right

[ziggytrix]

Ugh

man, that is just NOT the right attitude.

me, i bout fell down laughing when i read that.

treasure your forum heels. i-mockery wouldn't be the same without them.

[Jixby Phillips]

I've done some stuff i forget them though, sorry *sigh*

[WhiteRat]

Eh. I never talk about that either. Though my luck really isn't changing.

I'm looking for someone to stimulate my soul.

Just start smoking meth. You'll break out with horrible acne and your teeth will rot but you'll get all the stimulation that you can handle.

[The One and Only...]

No thanks.

[WhiteRat]

Well, I never!

[GADZOOKS]

I have a quarter to a girl who was short on change for her train fare. Then I gave her some tips about eating on the train!

[RectalWart]

I took my girl to see Dr Zhivago, then to a romantic candlelit Italian dinner, where I presented her with a dozen roses that I'd had delivered to the restaurant earlier. I paid the violin player to play for her, and I toasted her eyes with champagne. Then we went back to her place. I gave her a sensual massage with rose scented oil, and stroked her to 3 orgasms before I climbed on and slammed it home. I came on her tits, slapped her, cleaned off on her silk sheets, and then got dressed and went home to watch Sports Center. I still can't figure out why she won't return my calls....

[FartinMowler]

I took my girl to see Dr Zhivago

You havn't taken a girl out since 1965? :/

[RectalWart]

It's been a long dry spell. :(

[kahljorn]

i spend 16 hours a day with my girlfriend sometimes more depending on the worksituation.

[Yggdrasill]

Gays think romance is... well gay. :rolleyes

Am I right fellating fellas?

[Gurlugon]

i've been told i'm romantic :(

[GeneticRevolution]

Guys, unless you’re getting laid, romance is gay.