Worst sickness youve ever had.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Chronic Broncitis. I still cough to this day. Jesus. Also I just got sort of well from one illness a few weeks ago and I still cant talk right. Fucking sucks. You?

[Mad Melvin]

once I was down with the sickness, my mother got up and brought some soup for my sickness ooo-wha-a-a-a

[liquidstatik]

lol :[

[Fathom Zero]

I'm sure some of you already know about this, but my worst sickness was when my feet swelled to the size of small hams and flesh had to be removed from them. Thus, the odd shaped scars I have today.

Acid burns'll do that to ya.

[Shifty]

Chest infection, if you can consider that a sickness.

[WhiteRat]

It's not quite a sickness but once I overdosed off of Nuke. Shit put me in the hospital for 3 days. :(

[FartinMowler]

Nuke?

Alchohol poisioning :(

[Crimson Ghost]

the DTs

[executioneer]

urethritis :x

[MarioRPG]

The one where it hurts to swallow spit.

[Crimson Ghost]

Those dirty girls will do it ever time Executioneer. Nothing like pissing fire.

[executioneer]

they will do what every time :(

[kahljorn]

probably my worstsicknesswas when i overdosedona bunch of pills and went (mostly) deaf for a few days.

Damn fathom that's a crazystory ;o that happened from acid burns on your feet? what kind of acid?

[Blue Fox]

one time i had an asthma attack.

that wasn't even the bad part. I had to stay in a room for thrree days with a little boy who was Blue's Clues obsessed.

It was cute for the first hour, then he had his mom rewind his Blue's Clues tape. :(

[Fathom Zero]

probably my worstsicknesswas when i overdosedona bunch of pills and went (mostly) deaf for a few days.

Damn fathom that's a crazystory ;o that happened from acid burns on your feet? what kind of acid?

Formaldehyde. The sweat from my feet reactivated the stuff in my unwashed socks. The pictures of the scars are floating around in the 560's of the Picture Thread.

[Schimid]

I once had a pounding ear infection just before I went to Ocean City (an East Coast tourist trap) for the week. It might not've been the worst injury of my life but it kept me from sleeping, eating, pretty much anything. My girlfriend was with me, so that didn't make things any better.

Urinary tract infections always hurt too. :=

[Juttin]

Top This:

I had a SEVERE Earache, and I found out that my drums were blown open from pressure, along with a constant headache and loss of balance.

Due to me leaking all of my fluids out of my ears,
I was extremely Dehydrated, so, I pissed pure Ammonia

AT ALL TIMES.

Top that with a temporary Deafness, and you have "Hell" :(

[Fathom Zero]

Try a slight deafness in your left ear, FOREVER.
I can hardly hear from my left. It feels odd.

[executioneer]

guys, right now? arms just fell off. seriously.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

guys, right now? arms just fell off. seriously.
:lol

I also had an asthma attack awhile back and I was in like 3rd grade. Fucking blew. I couldnt talk or breathe or anything. I nearly had to go to the ER but I refused to go and I healed myself later on. Im like Wolverene! :o

[Yggdrasill]

Why are you zeldas "biggest" fan with a batman avatar.

[MLE]

Try a slight deafness in your left ear, FOREVER.
I can hardly hear from my left. It feels odd.

that's the same as my right ear!

[Gurlugon]

The flu has been a bitch to me, on occasion.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Why are you zeldas "biggest" fan with a batman avatar.

Cause Im too damn lazy to find a small enough triforce.

[Fathom Zero]

Resize it. Use paint if you have to, you lazy bastard.

[The Goblin King]

Lets see, the worst sickness? How about PMS...it's an on-going sickness...

And if that's not legit, once I had pneumonia, it wasn't all that bad, but I did have to go to the hospital...heh, my dad got a speeding ticket rushing to the hospital to see if I was okay

...lets see, had Laryngitis/Bronchitis last year, but that was just amusing because of the sounds my voice made...

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Resize it. Use paint if you have to, you lazy bastard.

Key words here - LAZY BASTARD.

[PeasDACKERY]

:/ AIDS u dont want it

[Fathom Zero]

I don't think you really have AIDS.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Me either. Although my parents friends husband had really horrible cancer and now he has it again. Small chance he'll make it. Hes a cool guy too :(

[MrAdventure]

im still fighting a rough and tumble case of the internet blues

[WhiteRat]

I finally got over a nasty case of the blue box blues. Kraft blue box, that is.

[Dixie]

Cancer. Boy, was that some kinda fun. Radiation sucks ass.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Cancer. Boy, was that some kinda fun. Radiation sucks ass.

Yeah I heard it isnt fun.

[noob3]

my worse sickness was when they removed my unborn twin brother from my stomach

[WhiteRat]

my worse sickness was when they removed my unborn twin brother from my stomach

QUADE

[Darryl]

http://www.logoonline.com/personality/quaid_randy/images/150x200.jpg :eek

[zeldasbiggestfan]

my worse sickness was when they removed my unborn twin brother from my stomach

HOLY BALLS.

[Dire Flamingo]

When I was eight months old I had a severe allergic reaction to Penecillin and almost died after breaking out in huge, sickly purple welts. :)

[enterthefawn]

whopping cough
it was teh suck

[Mike]

I was actually bored enough to read zeldabigfan's post about boohooing over a typical year in preschool.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I tore my scrotum back when I was about 14. I actually tore a good hole in it and it to be stiched and stapled. It became infected with staph, ozzed puss a lot, and made me very ill, vomiting, headaches, dizziness, all which hurt like hell.

Ever power vomit with stitches in your junk? It isn't as much fun as it sounds.

Then one testie swelled up to the size of an orange. It had to be drained daily of puss for about two weeks. Damn near had to amputate.

[Johnny Couth]

I missed the majority of sixth and seventh grade because of chronic migraines and back problems.

[Trash]

I tore my scrotum back when I was about 14. I actually tore a good hole in it and it to be stiched and stapled. It became infected with staph, ozzed puss a lot, and made me very ill, vomiting, headaches, dizziness, all which hurt like hell.

Ever power vomit with stitches in your junk? It isn't as much fun as it sounds.

Then one testie swelled up to the size of an orange. It had to be drained daily of puss for about two weeks. Damn near had to amputate.

Wait, did you tear it by jacking off?

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Yes! I am that hardcore.
I actually tore it while doing jumps in to a lake on a bicycle.

[Grislygus]

Sickness, death, horrible injuries, we're really getting into the Halloween spirit here.

[executioneer]

Yes! I am that hardcore.
I actually tore it while doing jumps in to a lake on a bicycle.

WHOOPS WRONG ACCOUNT

[thebiggameover]

one time i bugbombed my little house, and didnt air it out afterward and got bible-like shits. like i couldnt stop shitting. no fucking joke i called my mom to take me to the er because thought i was gonna shit my self to death. she just took me to her house and i sleept on the toliet.... :(

[WhiteRat]

Are you sure you weren't eating a sack full of Rectum Rockets from White Castle?

[Geggy]

Ever accidently swallowed an air-less balloon?

[Supafly345]

Darryl? What's he doing here?

[QuiambaoROX]

TYPHOID FEVER!!! >:

[Fathom Zero]

My ankle's broken. >:

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Haha I know you fell off a trampoline.

[Misdemonar]

haha
i know what you did last summer :eek

[the_dudefather]

almost died as an infant, malformed valve in stomach or something, took about 8 weeks to find a hospital willing to operate.

now i have a pretty deep scar on my belly i claim to have gotten in a tiger fight

[Emu]

a few months ago i had a horrible fever and i nearly had to go to the hospital because of it

that's the worst sickness in recent memory ;(

[Fathom Zero]

almost died as an infant, malformed valve in stomach or something, took about 8 weeks to find a hospital willing to operate.

now i have a pretty deep scar on my belly i claim to have gotten in a tiger fight

Holy shit, that beats my burns any day.

[GADZOOKS]

I got arrested once and they pulled my hair!

[MetalMilitia]

I remember having extremely bad flu once. I had to eat lots of soup and medicine.

[Supafly345]

I never get sick because my metabolism is so fast

[the_dudefather]

i had my big toenails removed from both by feet last year (ingrown), which will never grow back, it was pretty painful for a while after but the first time a went to get the bandages changed it was so nasty, as the stitchy area was blue and had a horrible smell coming from it from a 'minor' infection.

it diddnt help that the hospital staff were freaking out while telling me 'not to worry'.

[Schimid]

dudefather don't worry, I was born with jaundice!

My eyes were yellow!

[the_dudefather]

something like this i take it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:PHIL_2860_lores.jpg

creepy

[Chojin]

it's like at the end of the Thriller video!