HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIXBY

[sspadowsky]

Yesterday. :(

[Chojin]

Happy birthday from a dude on his cellphone!

[Protoclown]

Happy birthday Luke Maxwell, Esquire! >:

[McClain]

Happy Birthday Phixby Jillips!

http://home.wxs.nl/~punaise/Gay/Gay_Art/Cowboy_Bear.jpg

[Zomboid]

Happy Birthday.

[executioneer]

jixby birthday, happy

[MarioRPG]

Generic Birthday message!

[mburbank]

be mine valentine frowny emoticon

[GADZOOKS]

Hey Jixby, we are going to Showbiz Pizza for your birthday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEf0s6waz0w

woah baby

[Misdemonar]

Happy Birthday.

[Mockery]

http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/HBOldFartBag.jpg

[Dole]

nicey birthday

[Sam]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIXBY!

I'D GIVE YOU A BIRTHDAY HUG BUT I'D PROBABLY TOUCH YOUR BACK! :(

[MrAdventure]

hey happy birthday dude!

[Fathom Zero]

Happy Birthaday.

[Evil Robot]

HOLY JIHAD. GO WITH GOD.

[Jixby Phillips]

Woah baby i didnt expect this hahah dont worry buddy its actually today you got in under the wire!!!!

Thanks guys you know how to make a guy feel special you're all great, I really love all my fans and you really keep me going dudes, this is why i do what i do you know

[Juttin]

Ugh...Mediocre of Birthdays to you :/

[Jixby Phillips]

lol you dont like me because i'm mean to you

[GADZOOKS]

Hey Jixby, I made you a comic for your birthday featuring your favorite cartoon character.

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8020/0vo6.gif

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7674/1td8.gif

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8994/2he8.gif

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/2285/3ve0.gif

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7841/4hw4.gif

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8931/5op5.gif

[Jixby Phillips]

Woah thats some handsome artwork, thanks a LOT! :eek

[Juttin]

I remember that day.

I was sitting around with my man-boobs,
in my hometown of 'Nerdtown, USA'.
Notice the 'Anime' poster. Yes, I remember THAT poster.
Because, I love japanese bullshit.
And I was like: ' UGH' 'Mediocre birthdays to you'

After that, I bursted into flames and died. :/

[Pink]

http://mostemailed.xidus.net/images/27261.jpg
lol you dont like me because i'm mean to you
Jixby is the guy with the red tie ;)

[Jixby Phillips]

Yeah dude.

His poster is the anime version of Albert Einstein sticking his tongue out :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I got a very impressive birthday present from my staircase yesterday morning!

IT INCLUDED:

A tenderized tailbone!
A broken Laserdisc player!
A potty mouth to replace my old mouth!
A an exuse to finish off my wisdom teeth vicodan and lie on my stomach for most of the day!

WOAH STAIRCASE YAH SHOULDN"T HAVE, SHEESH

to make it more clear: I fell down the stairs while carrying my laserdisc player outside to my car :( But i was taking the laserdisc player to the repair shop anyway, so I guess its not so bad.

[Jixby Phillips]

here is the truth: I didn't actually lie on my stomach much at all. And the real reason for taking the vicodan was because it was my birthday.

[Jixby Phillips]

god i just dont want this thread to end.

I'm so fucking great

[Evil Robot]

http://www.i-mockery.net/templates/smartDark/images/lang_english/reply.gif

[Evil Robot]

You should rent a box truck for your birthday!

[liquidstatik]

how did you fall down the stairs? :[
were they slippery? :X

[Jeff The Ninja]

Happy Belated Birthday from someone you hate :(

[Juttin]

Jixby, you are shit. You are atrocious shit.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Jixby Phillips]

PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY http://www.novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/glasses.gif

[GADZOOKS]

Juttin doesn't like his weight being made fun of! :(

[Juttin]

I don't care about the weight thing. When did you mention weight?
How would you KNOW my weight, anyways?
From a stretched, blurred, swirled, and colored photo of me?

You follow up EVERYTHING I post with a comment about how much I suck. Or, an age crack. I'm probably 10 years younger than you.

[Misdemonar]

Jixby don't litsen to them, I thnk you are a very spcieal person.

[Juttin]

I mean, I can understand mocking and such, as this IS I-MOCKery
But, I just hate you. Personally. Seriously.

[Fathom Zero]

I-Juttin.

[GADZOOKS]

the wind

Did you hear that guys?

[GADZOOKS]

I don't care about the weight thing. When did you mention weight?
How would you KNOW my weight, anyways?
From a stretched, blurred, swirled, and colored photo of me?


Because, John
After years of watching
scrambled pornography, I can catch a tit even in the most distored of pictures
and in your's I see, at least
two

[Juttin]

That picture was from the shoulders up :rolleyes

Anything you claim to see is your own, strange, imagination

[Juttin]

Not to mention that I only even made that TWO YEARS AGO.

I'm not going to post a pic. of myself,
as it will just be more fodder for jokes

[Chojin]

i think you should be more self confident, man

[Sam]

Juttin is just upset because no one gives a fuck when it's his birthday! :lol

[Juttin]

Speaking of that, mine is in 28 days :/

Be sure to make angry comments then

[GADZOOKS]

28? That's the day Jixby's birthday was!

Happy Birthday Jixby!

[Juttin]

Well, October 29. 1 day from Halloween.

[GADZOOKS]

STOP

[Juttin]

Stop WHAT?

[Dire Flamingo]

I did an image search for "cake made out of meat" and I got a picture of this:
http://www.tailormadecakes.co.uk/images/cakes/bowie.jpg
So I guess you get a David Bowie cake. :)

[Juttin]

:x

Cake made of meat

[Chojin]

your stomach needs to stop posting too

[Juttin]

All the " Juttin is fat" shit ended hours ago. >:

[Chojin]

you sure are hungry for punishment

[glowbelly]

he's definitely not starving for attention

[sspadowsky]

Don't feed his ego.

[Terra]

Late!!

Happy birthday Jixy!!!

Just passing through! I hope it was great!!!

[Jixby Phillips]

o what was that it sounded like the wind

[Jixby Phillips]

haha just kidding thanks a lot this is all too much, woah

[Dire Flamingo]

I found it, Jixby!
http://www.diesel-new-art.com/upload/previews/preview_1523.jpg
Happy belated birthday cake made out of meat. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

thank you so much dire flamingo you seem like a good kid if there was every a jixby phillips junior acheivers you'd be the star of your region, keep your nose clean ALWAYS VOTE IN SCHOOL ELECTIONS VOTINGS GONNA BE REALLY IMPORTANT TO YOU SOMEDAY

-JIXBY PHILLA

WHERE IS ARROW X HE IS MY SON AND I LOVE HIM AND AM VERY HURT HE DID NOT GIVE ME A BIRTHDAY PRESENT :(

[DeadKennedys]

http://www.aspecialplace.net/ChristianityMadeSimple/Greetings/images/birthday_grandpa_sh.jpg