What is this? a conspiracy?

[Mad Melvin]

Why is it, that everytime some girl becomes interested in me, along comes at least two more girls, who are also interested.

Like, okay, I went on a date with this one girl, who has a sister. The sister was all over me one night at a bar, when I was drunk. Now I fear that the older sister, who I went to the date with, might find out.
And now, there is this third girl. And I don't know which one to choose.

Im going to a bar tonight, and im pretty sure all three of them will be there. I don't even know why i'm going. I guess i'm fucked.

I don't even know what the point of this story was. Well, i'm kinda drunk right now and I guess I just had to share. And i-mockery is the exact place to go when you have lame relationship stuff to share!

[MetalMilitia]

You must have a favourite though?

[Mad Melvin]

I dunno, I kinda like them all. I have a lot in common with the older sister, though.

[Schimid]

that happens to me a lot!!

Once I just "cashed in my chips" and made out with all three of them in a three-day streak. I caught hell for that, though, so I'd consider it ill-advised

[ziggytrix]

is girl #3 connected in any way to the sisters?

the sister thing just seems like bad juju to me. you pick one and the other one will still be around feeling scorned, and you know what they say about that.

[maggiekarp]

Hormones. Occasionally you become desirable to the other sex, and this is not limited to just one.

Maybe.


It's probably another one of the many ways God tricks us into making ourselves unhappy. "WHO DO I CHOOSE WHO DO I CHOOSE oh none of them are interested now and I AM ALOOOOOONE"


Obviously you need to watch a harem anime for tips and advice. Stay away from the 12-year-old D:

[Mad Melvin]

Well, I chose girl #3. and no, she isn't connected to the sisters in any way. BUT, one of my best friend has had some "going-ons" with this girl and I don't want to make him feel bad. I seriously don't know what to do. I tried asking my friend if he has feelings for this girl, but no reply. Fuck.

[ziggytrix]

melvin, since when are you 15 anyway??

[Mad Melvin]

I'm 22, but when it comes to women, i'm definetly 15. All I know about women, is that they like ripping out my heart and shoving it up my ass.

[Big McLargehuge]

sounds positivly arousing ;)

[Mad Melvin]

yay! a fourth girl showed up in my life. I just spent three days in her apartment. doing stuff. nice.

[maggiekarp]

Melvin's THE MAN

[MrAdventure]

what are you threes company

[RaNkeri]

So you dumbed the other girls and chose the girl #4? Or is there still something going on with the other three?

[Dixie]

Leave the sisters alone, it'll only lead to some Jerry Springer shit!

[Mad Melvin]

so I guess i'm in a relationship now. whoa. with lucky girl number 4. yay!