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liquidstatik
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:40 AM
Do they always take their bitchy moods out on their boyfriends? >:

or am i alone on this one >:

Esuohlim
Oct 8th, 2006, 12:53 PM
I get off scot free during her period. All she does is clutch her stomach more than usual and ask for Advil a lot. Other than that she's the same, except she's more apologetic because we can't sex. :(

DID I ALSO MENTION SHE GETS HER PERIOD LIKE EVERY EIGHT WEEKS AS WELL? :eek

CaptainBubba
Oct 8th, 2006, 03:38 PM
Hey guys, girls have vaginas that bleed am I right?

But no seriously, there is no excuse to take out anything on anyone unless it is them that did the originial giving out. Fuck girls who are emotionally greedy. You don't need to put up with that shit and I bet she is fat.

maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:32 PM
Fuck you guys I hate you forever >:

maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:33 PM
Why don't you stop sucking for a goddamn second >:

maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:33 PM
Oh god I'm sorry you know I'm on my period and it I'm really sorry honey :(

maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:34 PM
WELL FUCK YOU TOO >: >: >:

liquidstatik
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:38 PM
THAT WAS ALMOST HELPFUL BUT NOT REALLY MAGGIE
SO SHUT UP PLZ

OKAY THANKS

maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:38 PM
WHY ARE YOU SO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN


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maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:39 PM
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maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:41 PM
*breath*

liquidstatik
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:41 PM
SRSLY UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION
GO AWAY >:

maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:42 PM
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oh hey my period's over :o



BACK TO ZE FUCKINK BUS

Chojin
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:46 PM
anime fags don't get periods

they get exclamations

liquidstatik
Oct 8th, 2006, 04:47 PM
I get off scot free during her period. All she does is clutch her stomach more than usual and ask for Advil a lot. Other than that she's the same, except she's more apologetic because we can't sex. :(

DID I ALSO MENTION SHE GETS HER PERIOD LIKE EVERY EIGHT WEEKS AS WELL? :eek

my girlfriend doesn't apologize for anything when she's ON THE RAG. :(

it goes from "aw, ily" and hugs, to her being all pissy and ignoring me the whole time. :(

and usually the bitchy part lasts like a hour more than the nice part.

zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 8th, 2006, 10:12 PM
anime fags don't get periods

they get exclamations Holy. Fucking. Shit. That made me laugh like hell. :lol

liquidstatik
Oct 8th, 2006, 10:13 PM
ahaha yeah go away

Yggdrasill
Oct 8th, 2006, 11:05 PM
Zeldas "biggest" fan stop quoting everything people say please.

Lol maggiekarp do you want some chocolate?

maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2006, 11:24 PM
fucker you callin me fat


you must be because WAHHHHHRGFG I AM BLOATERD AND FAAAT GODDAMMIT UUUUGH THE FRENCH



(I laughed at the exclamation joke to then cried myself to sleep on my anime character body pillow because I am such a fag)

Yggdrasill
Oct 8th, 2006, 11:26 PM
No, when my sisters and mom are all on thier period they desire chocolate.

Are you fat?

maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2006, 11:28 PM
yeah :(

maggiekarp
Oct 8th, 2006, 11:36 PM
oh wait I mean http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/maggiekarp/fatsad.gif

Yggdrasill
Oct 8th, 2006, 11:38 PM
It's ok girl, I didn't mean to offend.

MetalMilitia
Oct 8th, 2006, 11:51 PM
The pill gives my girlfriend mood swings but other than that she's always nice :>

Big McLargehuge
Oct 9th, 2006, 03:11 PM
when my gril is on her period she gives me blowjobs :0

glowbelly
Oct 9th, 2006, 03:41 PM
1. periods hurt, bitches. especially if you get bad ones. imagine having a small person with huge hands on your insides, squeezing and squeezing, wringing blood out of one of your biggest muscles until it comes dripping out of your dick.

2. you can have sex if a girl is on her period. if you know how to make her have an orgasm, it will most likely alleviate her cramps, making her less bitchy.

3. if your gal's period is really painful, you should try to talk to her about going to the doctor. there are different kinds of birth control that can help with that shit. she might have something called endometriosis, which can be treated.

4. yup.

Big McLargehuge
Oct 9th, 2006, 03:44 PM
My girlfriend is more grossed out by her period than me :0

I guess I have a good attitude towards menstruation

zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 9th, 2006, 04:57 PM
3. if your gal's period is really painful, you should try to talk to her about going to the doctor. there are different kinds of birth control that can help with that shit. she might have something called endometriosis, which can be treated.
Anytime I talk to her about it she gets even more pissed off and kicks me. IN THE NUTS. What do I do then?

Chojin
Oct 9th, 2006, 06:57 PM
then you wake up and realize how alone you actually are

zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 9th, 2006, 08:19 PM
That was uncalled for.

Sam
Oct 9th, 2006, 08:26 PM
when my gril is on her period she gives me blowjobs :0

DOES IT BURN? :lol

Big McLargehuge
Oct 10th, 2006, 04:19 PM
LOL >:

Chojin
Oct 10th, 2006, 04:22 PM
BOY, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR GRILL THAT WAY?

Big McLargehuge
Oct 10th, 2006, 04:26 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/square-smoker-grill-ES2200copy.jpg

Chojin
Oct 10th, 2006, 04:28 PM
oh man you should have left the vent as the mouth it's even puckering :<

Big McLargehuge
Oct 10th, 2006, 04:38 PM
I tried it made the face crooked :(

McBusto
Oct 11th, 2006, 08:49 PM
Women need to stop these period things. They are getting out of control.

Esuohlim
Oct 11th, 2006, 10:05 PM
If you wanted to make a big splash in this community you should have posted something along the lines of "Women need to stop these period things.............. they're getting out of control.............." and then we would all have a chuckle at the several levels of humor you had displayed but you lost your chance pal

nothing4buddha
Oct 12th, 2006, 12:46 AM
Sam beats me when i get raggy :)

...

:(

kahljorn
Oct 13th, 2006, 10:22 PM
I've heard that if you don't have periods (and sex too but not quite the same way) you can get a toxic build up of chemicals and die. Why don't you jerks think of someone other than yourselves for a change.

Sethomas
Oct 14th, 2006, 01:03 AM
I know someone that left a tampon in for too long and almost died of toxicity. A worse story is when they first became popular on the market and my dad was working the emergency room as an x-ray tech, and some lady didn't know you had to remove the old ones before inserting new ones. He said that the procedure to remove them filled the room with the worst smell possible.

My girlfriend told me that it's good to have sex while on one's period because the orgasm spasms accelerate the process by which the lining is removed and expelled. :themoreyouknow

WhiteRat
Oct 14th, 2006, 07:31 AM
If you wanted to make a big splash in this community you should have posted something along the lines of "Women need to stop these period things.............. they're getting out of control.............." and then we would all have a chuckle at the several levels of humor you had displayed but you lost your chance pal

Stop being such an e-bully. You drove out the geisha girl Fawnmaster Flex and now you are getting sassy with someone who could possibly be the greatest mocker ever. How rude.

Fathom Zero
Oct 14th, 2006, 11:40 AM
Yeah, I was gonna take her to Homecoming, but no! You had to gte your way. No one is gonna want to come over to our house and play now.

kahljorn
Oct 14th, 2006, 05:01 PM
Sethomas, on a similar note I've heard that female sexual abstinance can cause or influence cervical cancer (i think it's cervical) for very similar reasons.

Juttin
Oct 14th, 2006, 09:29 PM
I have an idea! :

Humans should drop their subconsious minds, successfully

1. Making sex reproductive again
2. Killing society and/or false religious beliefs
3. Making fat people physically superior

>:

Of course, I'm an asshole,
so my opinions are outrageous and/or extremely insane

Juttin
Oct 14th, 2006, 09:31 PM
Plus, I like the ring of "A pack of humans took down a lion" :lol

Sethomas
Oct 14th, 2006, 09:36 PM
Being insufferably lame isn't the same as being an asshole.

Juttin
Oct 14th, 2006, 09:47 PM
Hey, neither is " Egotistic Fag", but that's right up your ally, isn't it?

Be sure to repeat what I just said in your next post, using a Thesaurus to "Spice" it up

Sethomas
Oct 14th, 2006, 10:03 PM
Oh, by the way, you'll probably want to wikipedia "menstrual cycle" if you want any idea of what this thread is about.

Juttin
Oct 14th, 2006, 10:07 PM
I was commenting on how absorbed in fucking some people are,
that they'd rather have their girlfriend/ wife go without
the process of reproduction than have to wait to do so anyways

Sethomas
Oct 14th, 2006, 10:11 PM
I know you're not old enough for adult content yet, but also wikipedia the subject "orgasm".

Juttin
Oct 14th, 2006, 10:15 PM
Yeah, Yeah, I know.
That's why I said: " Drop Subconsious mind"
So, feeling doesn't matter anymore
It just makes our lifes into complicated empty shells

kahljorn
Oct 14th, 2006, 10:19 PM
how do you make a fat person physically superior besides giving them a weight bench?

it's impossible to kill society especially in terms of reproduction, reproduction is a social process :( Humans are social animals.

Sex should be reproductive.. or maybe it shouldn't be reproductive because your anarchist idealism will become harder and harder to acheive with overpopulation problems. Most people probably don't think that everytime they bring a child into the world they are fucking the world over. Especially as long as they have more than one per person.
I hate assholes who have like ten children. Quit hogging all the procreation >: PLus most people who have ten children probably won't even raise them well and they are just raising more cunts to fill the world with cunt attitudes.

WhiteRat
Oct 14th, 2006, 11:25 PM
Yeah, Yeah, I know.
That's why I said: " Drop Subconsious mind"
So, feeling doesn't matter anymore
It just makes our lifes into complicated empty shells

Why do you type out your sentences to look like a poem?

Juttin
Oct 14th, 2006, 11:35 PM
Erm, I guess it's more accidental Emo-ism :(

Terra
Oct 14th, 2006, 11:35 PM
Juttin needs to shut the fuck up and realize just how lucky he is that he came into the world 7 days before the first fucking menses and not end up in the toilet like some idiot zygot that didn't have the know how to shoot a barb up and hang on for dear life.

Juttin
Oct 14th, 2006, 11:38 PM
But, isn't that what Valentines Day is all about?

Oh wait.




Wait.

WhiteRat
Oct 14th, 2006, 11:57 PM
Erm, I guess it's more accidental Emo-ism :(

Please stop.

Chojin
Oct 15th, 2006, 12:26 AM
Juttin just likes the preggers because they're almost as fat as he.

Rez
Oct 15th, 2006, 01:04 AM
I was commenting on how absorbed in fucking some people are,
that they'd rather have their girlfriend/ wife go without
the process of reproduction than have to wait to do so anyways

you say this because absolutely no one loves you

Chojin
Oct 15th, 2006, 01:08 AM
juttin is also enamored of the concept of eating for two

GADZOOKS
Oct 15th, 2006, 01:40 AM
He's going to be dissapointed when he finds out there isn't an actual "bun" in the oven.

Rez
Oct 15th, 2006, 02:26 AM
why is he fat or something?

WhiteRat
Oct 15th, 2006, 03:37 AM
I think Juttin prefers the term "portly".

Juttin
Oct 15th, 2006, 02:44 PM
I'm a portly gentleman :posh

Big McLargehuge
Oct 15th, 2006, 03:51 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/STFUJUT.jpg

Juttin
Oct 15th, 2006, 04:05 PM
Clever

GADZOOKS
Oct 15th, 2006, 06:19 PM
I think Juttin prefers the term "portly".

I think he prefers the term "stuffed crust" more then anything.

Yggdrasill
Oct 15th, 2006, 08:10 PM
Erm, I guess it's more accidental Emo-ism :(

Saddly cutting yourself to death would involve several hedge clippers and a tractor. But you'd probably end up getting saved by a passing whale biologist.

liquidstatik
Oct 15th, 2006, 09:33 PM
ahhahahahhaha :(

p.s. juttin unless you have something to say about periods which im sure you don't then please shut up okay yesss ;D

oh and guys we broke up so i guess this doesn't even matter. :(

but i think i found a new girlfriend. :D

Sethomas
Oct 15th, 2006, 10:43 PM
Well I sure hope this new lucky young woman (I assume she's a young woman, who knows! I guess Danny Tatom does, but you know) doesn't subscribe to this period madness.

liquidstatik
Oct 15th, 2006, 10:47 PM
oh well guys this was kind of a joke cause it wasn't JUST the period it was also her being a bitch plus the period so i mean it wasn't worth dealing with i guess

but this new girl is actually of legal age so that makes it a bit better i guess

plus, she's mature enough to stop that whole period thing when i see fit

MLE
Oct 15th, 2006, 10:49 PM
and hopefully this one isn't your cousin!

liquidstatik
Oct 15th, 2006, 10:51 PM
lol secrets

but no she isnt so i guess thats ALSO a good thing :O

zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 15th, 2006, 10:53 PM
Very good thing Mr. Tatom. A very good thing indeed.

MLE
Oct 15th, 2006, 10:56 PM
you're moving up in the world!

lol at secrets
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23154

liquidstatik
Oct 15th, 2006, 11:01 PM
duh emily

Sam
Oct 15th, 2006, 11:04 PM
Dun worry Liquidstatik, this next girl will have periods and act like a crazy batshit nut job, and you'll be glad that you made this thread so you can tell us all about it.

BECAUSE WE ARE HERE FOR YOU DUDE.

liquidstatik
Oct 15th, 2006, 11:08 PM
THANK YOU SAM I APPRECIATE IT ;D

kahljorn
Oct 17th, 2006, 11:53 AM
some girls i know have periods every two weeks. That must suck, doubly so!

Guitar Woman
Oct 18th, 2006, 04:47 PM
THREAD BACKUPS


ps last post ever :(

Juttin
Oct 18th, 2006, 05:50 PM
Damnit
STOP STALLING
Either STAY or GO >:

GADZOOKS
Oct 18th, 2006, 06:17 PM
Same for you minus the "stay" part.

Juttin
Oct 18th, 2006, 07:02 PM
I TOTALLY DID NOT see that coming :rolleyes
Get a life >:

Rez
Oct 19th, 2006, 02:32 AM
how is it that you only have 1500 posts in the last year? i see you all over the place all the fucking time jesus

Big McLargehuge
Oct 21st, 2006, 03:17 PM
Hey guys serious question. My girlfriend has been taking birth control for the last two weeks to ward of her period. I told her to "let it flow" lol but she is damning the mighty river. Can this make her sick?

kahljorn
Oct 21st, 2006, 03:33 PM
uh, theoretically yes. What do you mean by damning the flow? like with tampons? if she's leaving blood inside of her than yes, she can get sick. I think birth control pills make it so you don't bleed though, so anything beyond that would probably take a long time to manifest as a sickness. There are some side effects to birth control, though.

liquidstatik
Oct 21st, 2006, 03:41 PM
hey guys i think women are joking about that whole period thing

kahljorn
Oct 21st, 2006, 03:44 PM
I think you're the one who's joking! >:

Rez
Oct 21st, 2006, 06:21 PM
this is from the scattered information i remember my girlfriend telling me, whose mom is a doctor, so i'm no expert myself,

but apparently delaying one's period isnt really harmful, it may actually be beneficial to do so if you have anxiety problems and you're in a particularly bad space, because you dont need that BS right then.
but usually you can go for about 3-4 months without having a period. after that, the stuff inside that needs to slough off but has been building for all that time really needs to go. i didnt know if it's actually unhealthy to go longer than that or if it's just unadvisable, since when you finally do get your period, it would be a nasty one, but yeah, you can do that and it's totally fine.

hell, there's even birth control doctors prescribe so that you only have your period 3-4 times a year.

liquidstatik
Oct 21st, 2006, 06:25 PM
lol rez that was gross :x

Rez
Oct 21st, 2006, 06:27 PM
lol rez that was gross :x

if you think that's gross then you're not ready to have sex >:

guys need to know these things so that they have a better understanding of what's going on.
so that they dont end up saying stupid shit that'll get them clocked like "what, are you on your period or something?"

liquidstatik
Oct 21st, 2006, 06:31 PM
lolol i've had sex and it is gross.

its like putting me inside of someone else, and that's gross. and it smells gross. >:

but idk it feels good and its kind of fun to watch boobies flop around. :<

Esuohlim
Oct 21st, 2006, 07:38 PM
My deal with my girlfriend is that every time she periods all over my bedsheets she has to pay for laundry. >:

One time though I got a bloody nose in the middle of the night and I thought I could get a freebie, and I tried to argue my point but she saw right through me and the jig was up :x

Terra
Oct 21st, 2006, 09:56 PM
That's because the blood was at the top of the sheets and not in the middlegetacluenimrodandandbeniceand she might just cop to your cheat.

Long as your nice...

:)

Sethomas
Oct 22nd, 2006, 04:27 AM
I would imagine that delaying periods beyond the natural cycle would cause a statistical increase in cervical cancer.

Rez
Oct 22nd, 2006, 05:34 AM
yeah, well, so does not having kids your whole life >:
anyway:

http://in.rediff.com/getahead/2006/jul/17health.htm

Esuohlim
Oct 22nd, 2006, 12:50 PM
That's because the blood was at the top of the sheets and not in the middlegetacluenimrodandandbeniceand she might just cop to your cheat.

That was obviously the point but it was worth a shot.

I believe I used the phrase "straddle my pillows", though. :/

liquidstatik
Oct 22nd, 2006, 01:05 PM
dont worry milhouse, terra doesn't know anything about doin the doins she's kind of ugly and all :x

Dixie
Oct 26th, 2006, 05:38 AM
this is from the scattered information i remember my girlfriend telling me, whose mom is a doctor, so i'm no expert myself,

but apparently delaying one's period isnt really harmful, it may actually be beneficial to do so if you have anxiety problems and you're in a particularly bad space, because you dont need that BS right then.
but usually you can go for about 3-4 months without having a period. after that, the stuff inside that needs to slough off but has been building for all that time really needs to go. i didnt know if it's actually unhealthy to go longer than that or if it's just unadvisable, since when you finally do get your period, it would be a nasty one, but yeah, you can do that and it's totally fine.

hell, there's even birth control doctors prescribe so that you only have your period 3-4 times a year.

I haven't had a period in over a year...AND I FUCKING LOVE IT! I'm on Depro-Vera (the birth control that comes with a syringe) and it's the best! No periods, no mood swings, none of the monthly symptoms at all! When I do finally have a period again it'll be like The Shining I'm sure...but it's so worth it right now!

Rez
Oct 26th, 2006, 05:59 AM
this is from the scattered information i remember my girlfriend telling me, whose mom is a doctor, so i'm no expert myself,

but apparently delaying one's period isnt really harmful, it may actually be beneficial to do so if you have anxiety problems and you're in a particularly bad space, because you dont need that BS right then.
but usually you can go for about 3-4 months without having a period. after that, the stuff inside that needs to slough off but has been building for all that time really needs to go. i didnt know if it's actually unhealthy to go longer than that or if it's just unadvisable, since when you finally do get your period, it would be a nasty one, but yeah, you can do that and it's totally fine.

hell, there's even birth control doctors prescribe so that you only have your period 3-4 times a year.

I haven't had a period in over a year...AND I FUCKING LOVE IT! I'm on Depro-Vera (the birth control that comes with a syringe) and it's the best! No periods, no mood swings, none of the monthly symptoms at all! When I do finally have a period again it'll be like The Shining I'm sure...but it's so worth it right now!

yeah, but that one is kinda hardcore. my aunt did it and she hemorraghed right the fuck out in front of the doctors and everything.

Dixie
Oct 26th, 2006, 07:11 AM
Luckily I don't plan on going off the Depro Vera until my hubby and I wanna make babies...and that won't be anytime real soon. I'm a heavy bleeder anyways.

kahljorn
Oct 26th, 2006, 12:42 PM
deprovera is progesterone (i think) which is safer for most people (if anybody's considering birthcontrol) but one thing to keep in mind is that deprovera is a progesterone and i think that's the pregnancy hormone so it can make your nipples get all crazy looking and produce milk :O

Dixie
Oct 26th, 2006, 11:27 PM
I have not produced any milk yet, but my nipples are puffy. I think they look better like this.

kahljorn
Oct 27th, 2006, 01:09 PM
i like slightlypuffy/big nipples too but have you ever seen the boobs that look like nipples instead of breasts? You know, thenipple covers the whole thing? I've heard that's from too much progesterone, but I'm just assuming that's correct from something i read, it might've been an exaggeration. I don't think it causes milk production, unless you have a lack/withdrawl of it actually. So maybe there's no need to worry until you're coming off of it.

Ninjavenom
Oct 29th, 2006, 10:16 AM
My girl does that to me sometimes, too. The whole take her shitty mood out on me thing. Generally i just tell her to cut the shit out, and if she's trying to be mad at me, i just laugh at how friggin irrational she's being. Eventually she gets over it and life goes on.

Chojin
Oct 29th, 2006, 10:20 AM
You think that works, until one day you find out she's catalogued every incident and blows up and cries and screams and pouts and then you have to spend all evening preparing SCENTED CANDLES and playing salsa music.

RectalWart
Oct 29th, 2006, 05:26 PM
Or frantically searching for a theater playing Dr Zhivago....

sadie
Oct 29th, 2006, 10:56 PM
time to change the record.