Apocalypse!!!!!!!

[Evil Robot]

Updated: 9 minutes ago

SEOUL, South Korea - North Korea said Monday it has performed its first-ever nuclear weapons test. The country’s official Korean Central News Agency said the test was performed successfully and there was no radioactive leakage from the site.

“The nuclear test is a historic event that brought happiness to the our military and people,” KCNA said.

South Korean officials could not immediately confirm the report.

South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun convened an urgent meeting of security advisers over the issue, Yonhap reported
The North said last week it would conduct a nuclear test as part of its deterrent against a possible U.S. invasion.

The director of South Korea’s monitoring center that is watching for a test with sound and seismic detectors declined to immediately comment on the report. The U.S. Geological Survey said it had detected no seismic activity in North Korea, although it was not clear whether a blast would be strong enough for its sensors.

This breaking news story will be updated

[Dr. V]

OMG I'M GONNA DIE!

[Evil Robot]

The nuclear test is a historic event that brought happiness to the our military and people

"HORAY!!! WE LOVE NUCLEAR TESTING!!!!!!! HORAY FOR UNDERGROUND EXPLOSIONS!!!! KILL MIDDLE EARTH!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Did anybody else catch the surveillance footage of the test area they were showing today? Fucking amazing, you can see it glowing and shit underground, looked like some kind of alien attack.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I dunno if its a rumor or not but I heard that they said if we interfere with them theyre gonna use that shit on us.

[kahljorn]

The North said last week it would conduct a nuclear test as part of its deterrent against a possible U.S. invasion.

[Anonymous]

all they could do is hit alaska, given the missiles hold up that long, be more worried about them giving what they know to al qaida, Iran, and then we can panic. Oh and remember that Bin Laden was telling all Muslims to leave all Major U.S. cities so he can kill 10 million, so, yeah we have a lot to look forward to.

[glowbelly]

if it means you getting blown to smithareens, i'm well, i'm smilin :)

[Anonymous]

Nah, i stay in small towns as plan B for just that reason.

[Ninjavenom]

We're always on the brink of total annihilation. :-/

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Im going to that bomb shelter -RoG- saw during the move.

[Archduke Tips]

Don't be afraid of North Korea.

If they are going to kill you with a nuke, you won't be able to stop them. But your life will be avenged because the US is down for a game of nukey nukey.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Don't be afraid of North Korea.

If they are going to kill you with a nuke, you won't be able to stop them. But your life will be avenged because the US is down for a game of nukey nukey. Fuck that. I hate the government. If Im going to die because THEY fucked up I wouldnt really care if this whole country or world for that matter went with me. Its selfish yeah. But I dont care. Its their fucking fault. Our government needs to learn when to shut the fuck up and have a shit eating grin instead of going and blowing shit up because they dont like what other people are doing. Also our government is full of hypocritic bull shit. We cant trade with Cuba becasue theyre communists. But we can trade with China which is also communist because they work cheaper than New York hookers. What the fuck. Its all about money. We arent fighting this FUCKING war because theyre worried about terroisim. The government wants OIL AND MONEY. They dont really give two shits about who blows up its about WHAT blows up. And what that is is money. MOTHER FUCKER. Im seriously pissed that so many GODDAMN people in this mother fucking world DONT KNOW THAT. :explode

[liquidstatik]

take a deep breath ;o

[zeldasbiggestfan]

NO FUCKING WAY. Im goin fuckin hulk on this thread!

[Sam]

zeldasbiggestfan I beleive that it is your bedtime.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I believe its time for you to go fucking kill yourself! Im pissed off right now and dont really feel like getting flamed.

[Sam]

I am not flaming you, I am merely informing you of a fact that your alchoholic mother cannot get off the floor to tell you.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I am not flaming you, I am merely informing you of a fact that your alchoholic mother cannot get off the floor to tell you. I want you to die.

[Dire Flamingo]

If Kim Jong Il wants to have a big pissing contest with the Bush administration, let him. He may be fairly egomanical but I doubt it would be to the extent of N. Korea launching an attack on the US.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

No they will cause the US doesnt know when or how to shut the fuck up.

[Sam]

I want you to die.

Do you see how cranky you get when you stay up late? Run along to bed now little fellow.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I dont know what the fuck your deal is. You never did this shit before and now you decide its time to piss me off. Thats just swell.

[Dire Flamingo]

We don't have any troops to invade the country with at this point, though. The only way we could is if we instated a draft, and if we did that it would be primarily for Iran, which seems to be the most likely candidate at the time. Bush may be stupid, but the people behind him aren't. I don't think we need to expect something to the extent of "bring it on" this time around, so I'm not going to be terribly worried until we start our own major Nookular weapons testing, then again, at the point of the announcement of something like that we would be screwed anyway. :/

[Sam]

Swelling like your precious little eyelids as angels prepare to drag you into night night town little man.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Have you seen Dick(head) Cheny? Yeah. He isnt too smart.

[Sam]

If you mom could wake up long enough to hear you use that language I'm sure she would be upset that her little angel has a mouth like a filthy hooker.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Dude seriously your fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up.

[Dire Flamingo]

Sure, he's evil, but not stupid. Besides the US/Iraqi casaulties (which only matter to the homosexual/liberal/terrorist media), there haven't been any serious reprocussions of the invasion of Iraq in the public eye. I think they at least sort of understand what they're dealing with when it comes to North Korea. I'm not denying that the US will probably fuck up somehow, just hopefully not to a degree that will any more seriously effect us that our current blah blah blah freedom thing.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I know I just really think they will. Bush IS that fucking stupid.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

And Cheny is pretty stupid. He shot his best friend on accident? Yeah. Right.

[Dire Flamingo]

As far as the greater good of the US citizen, yes, the whole administration is "stupid". But that's the thing - Dick Cheney is pretty evil, therefore his thinking is internal. As long as it doesn't effect benefactors of the party, rather, the part of the Republican party that still seriously believes in our president, they're happy as ever. And yeah, Bush is pretty damn stupid. But everybody's grown to accept that by now and I think we're working with it as well as we can at this point.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

You forgot one person. Me. lol

[Dire Flamingo]

What, that's trying to work with his stupidity? Of course most of us can't. I guess I meant more of America as a whole. I accepted that the current power is going to charge forward, limping and bleeding from the eyeballs until their time comes. We thought that was ~ 2 years ago, but it turned out not. I respect your distain for what's going on, but if the chance of getting him out of office failed via the election (Although the electoral college wouldn't really help even if he had "lost" by conventional terms) I don't know what we have left.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Im still shocked as hell that people still managed to vote for him after all the past fuck ups.

[kahljorn]

What about bush is stupid ? Which policies of his do you think are stupid?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

If your really serious about that question you should kill yourself RIGHT NOW.

[AngryTinyMan]

If your really serious about that question you should kill yourself RIGHT NOW.
Well, if it's such a "duh" question, perhaps you'd have the compassion to enlighten the poor man?

[Chojin]

zeldasbiggestfan has been banned for a week so he'll have plenty of time to give me a book report on our rules & guidelines

especially the parts where it says 'please do not reply to everything ever ok'

[kahljorn]

sorry chap i just like to check up on things you know a little review if you will.

[Archduke Tips]

If your really serious about that question you should kill yourself RIGHT NOW.

Sounds like he has a bitchy history teacher.

[Grislygus]

Dude seriously your fucking annoying. Shut the fuck up.

IRONY ALERT.

[Esuohlim]

zeldasbiggestfan has been banned for a week so he'll have plenty of time to give me a book report on our rules & guidelines

If this is true then you should try banning him again I've seen him showing his ugly face round these parts lately

[Chojin]

he cried to rog and got unbanned ;<

[Evil Robot]

Can a moderator ban another moderator?

[Dr. V]

As much as I like to think I trust in the goverment and all the stuff that "they know but don't tell us", I'll admit I'm scared to death of a nuke. The only solice I have is that maybe a sub in the pacific could cut it off with another missle. Where's Reagan and his star wars death beam when you need him?

[WhiteRat]

Don't worry, if NoKo does launch a nuke by the time my ashes are blowing away you'll have time to hunker down and watch the entire Mama's Family series on D Bee D.

[kahljorn]

you guys should waste your lives worrying about things besides instant death, like worrying about wasting your lives.

[Juttin]

I like how Bush goes after somebody who's openly hostile to the US but doesn't have the capabilities to bomb us, moreso than:
Somebody who has the hostility, capabilities, and WEAPONS
necessary to kill a whole country.

I study Nostradamus, and I'm not an avid Christian,
nor a believer of Religion altogether,
but I believe we're all gonna die VERY SOON

[Chojin]

you guys should waste your lives worrying about things besides instant death, like worrying about wasting your lives.
it makes them feel not-so-bad about it

[WhiteRat]

I study Nostradamus, and I'm not an avid Christian,
nor a believer of Religion altogether,
but I believe we're all gonna die VERY SOON

Well I study Rasputin and he says to shut the hell up about Nostradamus.

Stop trying to act like he's some legitamate scholar. The man babbled about shit that can easily be related to a number of different historical events.

[Juttin]

Nostrdamus obscured his writings to make sure they didn't fall into the wrong hands

[Sethomas]

:lol

[Juttin]

I know, that sounded gay, but it's true.
His books of prophecies were meant as a gift for his son, and he knew that they could have an effect on the world

[Grislygus]

Oh, of course. That's why L. Ron Hubbard's work seems so crazy, he obscured it deliberately.

[GADZOOKS]

Indiana Juttin and the Temple of Food

[Juttin]

He even said, in his writings, that they would be obscured to the common eye. But, alot of them were clear enough to be understood

[Callum Creyshaw]

Son of a bitch...

[Juttin]

GO BACK TO YOUR CAGE >:

[GADZOOKS]

Indiana Juttin and the Last Croissant

[Sam]

Indiana Juttin and the Raiders of the Lost Dessert-Cart

[Grislygus]

No, no, no. Gadzooks was better, his rhymed and matched the title syllables. A better one would be "Raiders of the lost tart".

[GADZOOKS]

I admire his effort.

Nobody loses when Juttin is on the other team.

[ArrowX]

Juttin you make me look lean and attractive by comparison, for that I thank you.

But before you get any funny ideas

How bout you form your cands into a scoop shape and hit that 4 gallon tub of ice cream. Its what nostradamus would have predicted. On a related note: If nostradamus predicted things, and a few of them came through that means he must have been reincarnated into my 87 year old alsheimers diagnosed grandfather, who did nothing but sit around and babble about how the brown people steal and fuck everything up.

[Grislygus]

StupidKraut, you know that you have absolutely no lyrical craft, right?

[ArrowX]

I'm aware of that. It still desn't change the fact that I dont like Mr.NoDad

[WhiteRat]

He even said, in his writings, that they would be obscured to the common eye. But, alot of them were clear enough to be understood



http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/6275/rasputinblessingpose2tv4.jpg

I command you to shut up.

[Rez]

Indiana Juttin and the Temple of Food

seriously is this guy really fat or what

[Juttin]

I try posting ONE TIME without getting fat jokes,
and it's not even possible.
Are you guys reading something that I post that I didn't know I posted? Seriously. Where is the basis of all these fat jokes?
Answer me that. And don't reply with more faggot comments,
I'm posting this in plain-fucking-english >:

[Misdemonar]

your fat :(

[Juttin]

Oh. I see. You're all geniouses

[Chojin]

seriously guys you can't make fun of someone unless they brought it up in the past 30 seconds or so even internet conversations have rules of engagement FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Juttin seriously dude. I whine alot but not because I get made fun of. I cut you some slack on the board where you "killed yourself". But damnit this is too far. Your being a whiney little pussy over shit over the INTERNET. Come on man. Quit gettin so damn pissy about it. Oh and by the way , Not everyones making fat jokes. That one person is me. So not everyones shitting on you. Kay? Now quit your bitchin and take it like a man you whiney fuck!

[Esuohlim]

Fat people are dumb (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/10/15/nweight15.xml) hahaha

[Chojin]

there was this kid we knew in elementary school that juttin reminds me of. he was a little retarded, after the mask came out he'd like, pose, and then make a PSHCHEWWW noise and run away and i bet he thought he was like, moving at the speed of fat or something.

but yeah, he was a serious porker too and would handle it in juttinesque fashion. and then one day my mom told me that his mom told her that every day he'd come home from school crying and begging her to buy him slim-fast.

i guess what i'm trying to say is here you are, son (http://www.boots.com/shop/product_list_new_template.jsp?classificationid=103 8278).

[Esuohlim]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/2314/juttinxs2.jpg

Whoa someone should check the post-flood settings for the food forum :x

[Sam]

Wow, Juttin floods the food forum what a shocker. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

i know rite

[Sam]

REALLY, I AM SO SURPRISED. :rolleyes

[MrAdventure]

thank you for the heads up evil robot!

[Misdemonar]

This is not an issue :posh

[Grislygus]

I try posting ONE TIME without getting fat jokes,
and it's not even possible.
Are you guys reading something that I post that I didn't know I posted? Seriously. Where is the basis of all these fat jokes?
Answer me that. And don't reply with more faggot comments,
I'm posting this in plain-fucking-english

Juttin, every fucking time someone makes a jibe, you completely refuse to take it in stride. You let it get under your skin, say something stupid, and give everyone here even more ammunition. You've turned yourself into a punching bag.

Stop wallowing in self pity and take a joke.

[Juttin]

I took the jokes, up to the point where everything I posted anymore was typed in some kind of language that was easily read by contracending and just making off-the-topic fat jokes >:

[liquidstatik]

shut up

http://thefatkids.tripod.com/untitled11.jpg

[Grislygus]

I took the jokes,

No, you didn't. Remember when Gadzooks talked about you blubbering for three pages?

[Archduke Tips]

contracending


Word of the day.


Juttin, I don't dislike you. You are just an easy target (because you are fat).

[Juttin]

shut up

Picture of some obese kid


Yeah, that looks like me. Totally. Well, time to go wander around in a sweatsuit, breathing heavily with sweat EVERYWHERE because that's the kind of sick-ass deathly abomination I am, apparently.

[GADZOOKS]

Ok, don't come back.

[Juttin]

I will. Oh yes, I will. After I eat dinner. and snacks. lots of snacks

[liquidstatik]

Then what's the point of running? :/

[Juttin]

Because I'll never be pretty :(

[Grislygus]

But you're still special.