NEW GRAB BAG: "WHAT YOUR COSTUME CHOICE MEANS"

[Mockery]

Choosing a Halloween costume is not something you should take lightly. For it's not only the doorway to a successful candy-hunt, but it's also a big neon sign that tells everybody exactly who you really are inside. Choose wisely.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/costumechoice-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/your-costume-choice.php)
NEW GRAB BAG: "WHAT YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME CHOICE SAYS ABOUT YOU!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/your-costume-choice.php

Enjoy!

[mburbank]

Hey, Mock; A few typos:

In witch, You CAN''T tell her should be you CAN tell her from other witches

in Something you have to explain, 'bring little sack of crap' should be 'boring little sack of crap'

and

in Sexy girl 'sexual shame and string denial' should be 'sexual shame and startling denial'

Thank you, sir!

[Mockery]

All fixed, Typo McTypeson! ;)

[MarioRPG]

They can now be obtained for around $1.20 a gross. I laughed soooo hard at that line.

Overall, very funny article. And surprisingly, it reminded me, that I only saw 1 Power Ranger last year. Maybe they're on the decline?

[executioneer]

IMPORTANT NOTE: It is not legal to open fire on them.

shit

[Grislygus]

I could NOT stop laughing after that Power Rangers bit.