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Misdemonar
Oct 18th, 2006, 10:57 PM
Let's go ride bikes down the river, my mom made sandwiches :picklehat
Juttin
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:04 PM
I can't. I have Homework :rolleyes

* Wah Wah Wahhhhhhh*
Misdemonar
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:06 PM
that's okay, you weren't going anyways, you'd eat all my sandwiches :o
Fathom Zero
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:06 PM
Hey, kids! Who wants an Ice Cream cone?
Juttin
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:10 PM
HEY SURE MISTER!

You get in the car. The man rapes you and tortures you,
then kills you.

YOUR STORY IS OVER
YOU HAVE DIED
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:12 PM
Shut up, all of you. This thread is meaningless and does not contain any fat jokes.
Misdemonar
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:13 PM
He'd break his bike because of his flab. FAT, The icecream man/rapist would not be able to fit him in his car. FAT.
glowbelly
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:14 PM
there was this boy who had two children with his sisters they were his daughters they were his favorite lovers
Juttin
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:21 PM
He'd break his bike because of his flab. FAT, The icecream man/rapist would not be able to fit him in his car. FAT.

I'm 5'9 and I weigh 205 Lbs.

Unless it's a clown car, I beg to differ
Misdemonar
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:22 PM
Hey, just go with flow buddy
Juttin
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:24 PM
Why should I?

You know what? Fuck you.
You're like, probably younger than me.
I COULD BEAT YOUR ASS >:
liquidstatik
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:24 PM
lol what, are you gay?
Juttin
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:27 PM
Ugh...fine....
let's find another euphenism for "Injure you"

Erm...I could Break you in half? No...too....jocky....
I could.....Injure you >:
glowbelly
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:27 PM
we'll keep well bred, we'll stay well fed, we'll have all sons, they will be all well hung
Misdemonar
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:28 PM
:lol
zeldasbiggestfan
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:28 PM
God damnit. Now its turned into another episode of "Juttins bitching" and then later on it will be "Make Juttin cry.". Damnit why wont you guys leave him alone?
Juttin
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:29 PM
Arg...I wish the internet was physically enter-able :/
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:30 PM
I'm 5'9 and I weigh 205 Lbs.

http://hcgtv.com/media/news/kim_jong-il.jpg
glowbelly
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:30 PM
my sister held me close and whispered to my bleeding head
"you are the son of a mother fucker"

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Misdemonar
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:30 PM
:lol
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:32 PM
Wrong trail, loose 2 days.
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:32 PM
Inadequate grass.
Sam
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:33 PM
God damnit. Now its turned into another episode of "Juttins bitching" and then later on it will be "Make Juttin cry.". Damnit why wont you guys leave him alone?

Awwww. I'm sure it's comforting for Juttin to know that you'll always be there to hold him when the nights are cold. To kiss his bruises to make them feel better. When are you two going to get married?
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:33 PM
It is 75 miles to chiminey rock
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:34 PM
You have reached chiminey rock, would you like to look around?
glowbelly
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:35 PM
i was talking to preachy-preach about kissy-kiss
he bought me a soda
he bought me a soda
he bought me a soda and he tried to molest me in the parking lot
yep yep yep yep!
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:37 PM
Indians help find food.
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:37 PM
Anna has cholera
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:39 PM
The wagon tipped over while floating. You lost: John (drowned)
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:40 PM
Severe blizzard, loose 1 days.
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:40 PM
Henry has a fever.
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:41 PM
Anna has a broken arm.
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:42 PM
Sara has a fever.
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:42 PM
Henry has died.
glowbelly
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:43 PM
ed is dead.
Evil Robot
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:45 PM
Indians help find food.
Misdemonar
Oct 18th, 2006, 11:54 PM
The chucks on youre wagon have failed - 10 days.
Evil Robot
Oct 19th, 2006, 12:02 AM
Im playing Neuromancer now.
Evil Robot
Oct 19th, 2006, 12:03 AM
Youve just spent the night sleeping face-down in a plate of synth spaghetti in a bar called the Chatsubo.
Archduke Tips
Oct 19th, 2006, 06:29 AM
I like sandwhiches.
WhiteRat
Oct 19th, 2006, 09:45 AM
Gertrude has gout.
sadie
Oct 19th, 2006, 11:30 AM
don't pout. don't pout. or you'll spout like a trout.
Fathom Zero
Oct 19th, 2006, 06:27 PM
Mae has Dysentery.
Juttin
Oct 19th, 2006, 10:14 PM
You have reached Snake River Bend.
Trade with other travelers?
Juttin
Oct 19th, 2006, 10:15 PM
You need to cross the river.

Float all of your supplies on your wagon?

YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SUPPLIES
EisigerBiskuit
Oct 19th, 2006, 10:15 PM
Ferry the river.
You lose 45 pounds of food.
How did that happen?
Juttin
Oct 19th, 2006, 10:16 PM
Wow...same thing at the same time :/
EisigerBiskuit
Oct 19th, 2006, 10:17 PM
Now I know why the food's gone.
Juttin
Oct 19th, 2006, 10:18 PM
Well, the DAMN RIVER ATE MINE.

MANIFEST DESTINY AT ALL COSTS >:
DamnthatDavid
Oct 19th, 2006, 10:51 PM
You have been eaten by the GRU.
EisigerBiskuit
Oct 19th, 2006, 10:57 PM
Think, you must find a way to freeze the key. Wasn't there a cold place on the way in?
ArrowX
Oct 20th, 2006, 12:05 AM
Horse pulling wagon has died.
Beatrice has Tuberculosis
Fathom Zero
Oct 20th, 2006, 12:20 AM
Get "lamp"
DamnthatDavid
Oct 20th, 2006, 01:00 AM
A voice issues from the lamp
"Wrong, cretin!" and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust.