Hey gang

[Misdemonar]

Let's go ride bikes down the river, my mom made sandwiches :picklehat

[Juttin]

I can't. I have Homework :rolleyes

* Wah Wah Wahhhhhhh*

[Misdemonar]

that's okay, you weren't going anyways, you'd eat all my sandwiches :o

[Fathom Zero]

Hey, kids! Who wants an Ice Cream cone?

[Juttin]

HEY SURE MISTER!

You get in the car. The man rapes you and tortures you,
then kills you.

YOUR STORY IS OVER
YOU HAVE DIED

[Evil Robot]

Shut up, all of you. This thread is meaningless and does not contain any fat jokes.

[Misdemonar]

He'd break his bike because of his flab. FAT, The icecream man/rapist would not be able to fit him in his car. FAT.

[glowbelly]

there was this boy who had two children with his sisters they were his daughters they were his favorite lovers

[Juttin]

He'd break his bike because of his flab. FAT, The icecream man/rapist would not be able to fit him in his car. FAT.

I'm 5'9 and I weigh 205 Lbs.

Unless it's a clown car, I beg to differ

[Misdemonar]

Hey, just go with flow buddy

[Juttin]

Why should I?

You know what? Fuck you.
You're like, probably younger than me.
I COULD BEAT YOUR ASS >:

[liquidstatik]

lol what, are you gay?

[Juttin]

Ugh...fine....
let's find another euphenism for "Injure you"

Erm...I could Break you in half? No...too....jocky....
I could.....Injure you >:

[glowbelly]

we'll keep well bred, we'll stay well fed, we'll have all sons, they will be all well hung

[Misdemonar]

:lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

God damnit. Now its turned into another episode of "Juttins bitching" and then later on it will be "Make Juttin cry.". Damnit why wont you guys leave him alone?

[Juttin]

Arg...I wish the internet was physically enter-able :/

[Evil Robot]

I'm 5'9 and I weigh 205 Lbs.

http://hcgtv.com/media/news/kim_jong-il.jpg

[glowbelly]

my sister held me close and whispered to my bleeding head
"you are the son of a mother fucker"

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[Misdemonar]

:lol

[Evil Robot]

Wrong trail, loose 2 days.

[Evil Robot]

Inadequate grass.

[Sam]

God damnit. Now its turned into another episode of "Juttins bitching" and then later on it will be "Make Juttin cry.". Damnit why wont you guys leave him alone?

Awwww. I'm sure it's comforting for Juttin to know that you'll always be there to hold him when the nights are cold. To kiss his bruises to make them feel better. When are you two going to get married?

[Evil Robot]

It is 75 miles to chiminey rock

[Evil Robot]

You have reached chiminey rock, would you like to look around?

[glowbelly]

i was talking to preachy-preach about kissy-kiss
he bought me a soda
he bought me a soda
he bought me a soda and he tried to molest me in the parking lot
yep yep yep yep!

[Evil Robot]

Indians help find food.

[Evil Robot]

Anna has cholera

[Evil Robot]

The wagon tipped over while floating. You lost: John (drowned)

[Evil Robot]

Severe blizzard, loose 1 days.

[Evil Robot]

Henry has a fever.

[Evil Robot]

Anna has a broken arm.

[Evil Robot]

Sara has a fever.

[Evil Robot]

Henry has died.

[glowbelly]

ed is dead.

[Evil Robot]

Indians help find food.

[Misdemonar]

The chucks on youre wagon have failed - 10 days.

[Evil Robot]

Im playing Neuromancer now.

[Evil Robot]

Youve just spent the night sleeping face-down in a plate of synth spaghetti in a bar called the Chatsubo.

[Archduke Tips]

I like sandwhiches.

[WhiteRat]

Gertrude has gout.

[sadie]

don't pout. don't pout. or you'll spout like a trout.

[Fathom Zero]

Mae has Dysentery.

[Juttin]

You have reached Snake River Bend.
Trade with other travelers?

[Juttin]

You need to cross the river.

Float all of your supplies on your wagon?

YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SUPPLIES

[EisigerBiskuit]

Ferry the river.
You lose 45 pounds of food.
How did that happen?

[Juttin]

Wow...same thing at the same time :/

[EisigerBiskuit]

Now I know why the food's gone.

[Juttin]

Well, the DAMN RIVER ATE MINE.

MANIFEST DESTINY AT ALL COSTS >:

[DamnthatDavid]

You have been eaten by the GRU.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Think, you must find a way to freeze the key. Wasn't there a cold place on the way in?

[ArrowX]

Horse pulling wagon has died.
Beatrice has Tuberculosis

[Fathom Zero]

Get "lamp"

[DamnthatDavid]

A voice issues from the lamp
"Wrong, cretin!" and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust.