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Mockery

Oct 25th, 2006, 02:40 AM

Alllllllllllllllllllllllrighty! Here it is everyone... if you've been with the site over the years, you know that this is an annual tradition between myself and the other writers on the site. We spend months working together on a story, playing off of each other with what we write, and come the final week before Halloween, we unveil for you to enjoy!

I also want to tell you that this was easily the most fun I've had writing one of these stories so far (which I'm sure the other writers will agree with) and it will show in the writing. This is also the largest "Select Your Destiny" story we've ever done, so there's plenty for you to read and laugh at.

Alright, you've got a huge adventure to dive into, so I won't keep you any longer. Good luck!

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/cyoa7-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa7)
NEW FEATURE: "I-MOCKERY'S ANNUAL 'SELECT YOUR DESTINY' STORY: ALIEN INVASION!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa7

From myself, Dr. Boogie, Max Burbank and Protoclown... Enjoy!

RaNkeri

Oct 25th, 2006, 07:53 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa7/assmasher.jpg

:lol

sspadowsky

Oct 25th, 2006, 08:00 AM

"Select Your Destiny?"

Sounds like someone got a Cease & Desist order.

Fuckin' lawyers. :(

Protoclown

Oct 25th, 2006, 10:47 AM

Glad to see someone likes my drawing. I put a lot of sweat and blood into that thing.

FartinMowler

Oct 25th, 2006, 04:38 PM

i don't remember reading anything about this tradition and because of that I didn't read it :)

Mike P

Oct 26th, 2006, 01:55 AM

I got to stab Jeff Goldblum in the face. It was nifty.

Azrael

Oct 26th, 2006, 08:06 AM

Tremendous. It took me 2 hours to read every possible scenario, but it was worth it. Bravo!

MarioRPG

Oct 26th, 2006, 05:26 PM

I went through the first, 10 or so pages reading all of the outcomes, and then realized I had things to do
Mainly finish the goddamn story which took like, 1 1/2 hours.

All in all, pure excellence. A few of the comic references went over my head but it still was hilarious.
So, is the next one coming out soon? :)

Grislygus

Oct 26th, 2006, 07:36 PM

Flight of the Navigator. Beautiful.

NES Boy

Oct 28th, 2006, 12:52 PM

The whole recruiting montage and the Trek and Glasses Lincolns becoming different versions of the Thing and being mistaken for Herman Munster and Tetsuo made my day.