Not to be a total wad, but...

[RectalWart]

Doesn't ANYONE proof the text on the stories before they're posted? There are SO many errors on the latest stuff you guys are posting. For instance, in the scarecrow story, page three, in HUGE type to go to the next page, it says "WILL JACK AND BETH GET TO "DO IT" ON LAST TIME?" On last time? On? I can understand errors getting lost in the stories, but this is in a title!

Ok, I know it's picky, but Christ, this is why Johnny can't read!

[Yggdrasill]

Uhm, you're hired?

[Dr. Boogie]

Who's Johnny?

[Chojin]

Rectal, you're getting this error as a part of I-Mockery's newest ad campaign with Wheel of Fortune, wherein you need to buy your vowels.

I have the paypal information if you're interested.

[Mockery]

Actually, it's our way of making readers like you feel special. Each story is a race. A race to see who can find the typos first.

In all seriousness, we do check over all our articles for errors... but when you're constantly up until 3 and 4am and working on several different projects at once just to make a deadline, some things are gonna fall through the cracks. So if you find a typo, rather than quivering in a dark corner about the "wrong words which made you question everything that you thought was whole and pure in this world "; drop us an email and let us know about it so we can fix the typo.

[RectalWart]

But quivering is EVER so much more fun.

Who's Johnny?

The kid who can't read.

[EisigerBiskuit]

If he isn't able to read, how did he get to the part with the typo?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Its not really that big of a deal. Calm the fuck down. I dont like you already. >:

[Yggdrasill]

Zeldasbiggestfan that was mean. What would Zelda do?

[Fathom Zero]

Johnny was the kid in "Only a Lad".

[Juttin]

Well, I believe Zelda would, in a completely alternate universe than the other 500 different Hyrules, get kidnapped by some kind of jackass who has magic powers and the ability to transform into something gay, like a small dragon.
Then, she'd be all:
"Link! Link! I know you just met me, but I need you to traverse 50 different dungeons to open a door to fight -jackass who has magic powers and the ability to transform into something gay, like a small dragon- !!!

[Esuohlim]

Hey Juttin if you can fit through the door you should think about going outside once in a while.

[Juttin]

I think walking 6 blocks to school, going to P.E.,
and walking 6 blocks back is good on "Going outside" >:

[Gurlugon]

Are you sure you weren't rolling those six blocks?

[executioneer]

man rectalwart way to be a TOTAL WAD :rolleyes

[Mockery]

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[Juttin]

Are you sure you weren't rolling those six blocks?
Yes, I'm sure. I don't think I'm fat enough to ROLL AROUND :/

[Grislygus]

Juttin, you can be anything you want to be.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Well, I believe Zelda would, in a completely alternate universe than the other 500 different Hyrules, get kidnapped by some kind of jackass who has magic powers and the ability to transform into something gay, like a small dragon.
Then, she'd be all:
"Link! Link! I know you just met me, but I need you to traverse 50 different dungeons to open a door to fight -jackass who has magic powers and the ability to transform into something gay, like a small dragon- !!!

Look at least I can run around and save a princess from something gay like a small dragon without having to stop every 10 seconds to eat a fucking twinkie.

[Juttin]

I USE TWINKIE FUEL ENERGY >:

[RectalWart]

Its not really that big of a deal. Calm the fuck down. I dont like you already. >:

Really? Excuse me whilst I do the Happy Feet Dance. That's what us wads do when fags don't like us.

[Juttin]

DESTROY >:

[Fathom Zero]

OMG, this thread os totally horribal

[Chojin]

guys it isn't juttin's fault he has tried EVERYTHING from not changing his diet to walking an entire 12 city blocks, split up into two trips.

[Juttin]

I DEMAND A SPOT ON THE MAURY POVICH SHOW >:

[Chojin]

and he also has P.E., guys. you can't forget that.

[Juttin]

Sometimes, they use me as the giant, inflated rolly-ball :(

Seriously. You're my talent agent, right?
GET ME A SPOT ON THAT HORRENDUS SHOW OR I'LL THROW MORE SCALDING HOT COFFEE AT YOU >:

[RectalWart]

It's sweet the way Juttin and Zeldasbiggestfag look out for each other. :)

[WhiteRat]

I think walking 6 blocks to school, going to P.E.,
and walking 6 blocks back is good on "Going outside" >:

Being pulled in a Radio Flyer while your pasty rolls billow out of it doesn't qualify as walking.

Simmons, Richard wants to help.

[Fathom Zero]

Man, this is the greatest thread ever.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

It's sweet the way Juttin and Zeldasbiggestfag look out for each other. :) Im going to cut off your face and feed it to hounds. Shut the fuck up.

[RectalWart]

I say something nice, and you give me threats. Shame on you!

Erm...what will you be using to cut my face off, and what kind of hounds will my face be fed to?

Oh damn, I ended the sentance with a preposition. Shit shit shit!

[sadie]

how ironic that you know where a preposition shouldn't be, yet you misspell sentence.

[RectalWart]

Sweet sweet irony....

[Esuohlim]

Seriously, stop misspelling things RectalWart don't you have a spellchecker :rolleyes

[Misdemonar]

it's okay rectal, evreyone here is a grammar and spelling nazi!

[RectalWart]

It's ok. I admit to being human, and thus imperfect. *sob*