NEW ARTICLE: "TURKEY TALK!"

[Mockery]

I know, I know... for years you've been begging us to provide you with a comprehensive guide to all things turkey. Well, the day has finally arrived my friends. You can thank Dr. Boogie for his exhaustive research in the turkeyological field. Here are his extremely detailed findings...

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/pics/turkey-talk-square.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/turkey-talk.php)
NEW ARTICLE: "TURKEY TALK" -by Dr. Boogie
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/turkey-talk.php

Enjoy!

[Grislygus]

The fourth paragraph was frickin' brilliant.