I've come to reclaim my kingdom.

[The One and Only...]

The administrators have been suppressing the Mocketariots for far too long. The time for revolution is now, my brothers. Will you stand with me, or will you stand divided?

[Emu]

OH THANK GOD I WAS WORRIED THERE FOR A SECOND.

[The One and Only...]

Yes, Emu. I am back for you. Fear not.

[FartinMowler]

If you AoA are gay and this is a silent but deadly attempt at taking reign of this site then sure.

[Emu]

Where in the fuck did you get "AoA?"

[The One and Only...]

Names name me not, for I am beyond mere existence. I am a transcendent ideal, an aspiration for mortals. Hence the ellipses.

[Yggdrasill]

What the fuck is going on? Should I be frightened?

[The One and Only...]

I, King OAO, will now proceed to establish the Holy Kingdom of Logorrhea in this, the Isles of Great Mockery. Who will be my champions?

[Emu]

Champion of OAO

Class Features

Hit Die: d7

Proficiencies: Champions of OAO are proficient with no weapons but the Thigh Club.

Abilities:
Level 1: Thigh Smite - Champions of OAO can smite an enemy 1/day with their Thigh Club and deal 1d4 Charisma damage.
Level 2: Suicidal Tendencies - Champions of OAO must make a successful Will save (DC 20) to avoid killing themselves.

[Yggdrasill]

Can I be the damsel in distress? I'm lazy.

[The One and Only...]

Only if you're an attractive female.

[Fathom Zero]

fathom zero is steadily becoming the new oao

Man, I feel awkward.

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/me/2006/oao.jpg

[FartinMowler]

what you have something in your eye and you want us to tell you the time? :/

[ArrowX]

oh shit guys!

I didn't even remember OaO did you guys?

[Esuohlim]

Hey thunder-thighs what's shakin'

[sadie]

re- 

a prefix, occurring originally in loanwords from Latin, used with the meaning “again” or “again and again” to indicate repetition, or with the meaning “back” or “backward” to indicate withdrawal or backward motion: regenerate; refurbish; retype; retrace; revert.

[kahljorn]

"Names name me not, for I am beyond mere existence. I am a transcendent ideal, an aspiration for mortals."

I don't think you were paying attention when you read the Qabala the most "Transcedental ideal" is existence itself. Ein Sof my friend, Ein sof. All things flow out from existence itself, even if that existence may be "Nothingness". "I am that I am" :O

[noob3]

gay

[thebiggameover]

fuck where is that pic with oao and david hassoholf?

[Mike]

Oh great >: More of this shit. I was really hoping you'd managed to decapitate yourself with your sword or suffered a massive thigh hemorrhage, or choked on a really hard spelling bee word.

[MetalMilitia]

I thought loveline was your kingdom.

[Supafly345]

Lets overthrow the most relaxed forum administrators on the internet.

[mburbank]

Big Thighs needs shut it's food eat hole.

[Mockery]

Your emoticon missed you, OAO

:oao

[The One and Only...]

Do not jest, Kahl!!! I am the one who puts the waffle in wafflehouse, the cock that fills the gaping void of the vagina!!! Tremble and quake.

Who is this Fathom Zero? I will slay you all for your adultery.

[RectalWart]

Who are you supposed to be...the 5th Stooge?

[mburbank]

He's a friggin' big thighed narcisist weiner who thinks the light of the universe shines out his bung, one of the most irritating bits of flotsam ever to wash up on the shores of I-mockery. When he's not bragging about his sad adolescent love life, he's pontificating and name droping philosiphers like doing that gave him orgasms. This latest attemt at humor is perhaps the saddest, most inept version of the ever re-inventing, ever the same OAO, as I believe that last bit about the 'cock' in the 'vagina' shows.

He's fun like a traffic accidentg. You find yourself loking, but you know better and it makes you feel dirty.

[MetalMilitia]

Who are you supposed to be...the 5th Stooge?

Read the thread backups section. OAO used to be the loveline king with his hilarious attempts at finding a girlfriend.

[ArrowX]

I bet his penis is still tiny guys!

[Fathom Zero]

Do not jest, Kahl!!! I am the one who puts the waffle in wafflehouse, the cock that fills the gaping void of the vagina!!! Tremble and quake.

Who is this Fathom Zero? I will slay you all for your adultery.

I am number one. Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers.

[Archduke Tips]

How can I possibly make this thread more pointless?

Oh okay, that'll do fine.

[The One and Only...]

Fathom Zero, you have failed your own name. You have yet to comprehend your own worthlessness.

Burbank, I'm sorry, but it just wasn't meant to be. I know the dirty sex was good. Damn, how well I know. The time with the Santa hat and cowboy boots? Hot. But you can't hold it against me forever. You've got to move on.

[Jeff The Ninja]

BEHOLD, FOR MY POST IS IN ALL CAPS. I AM NOW YOUR KING.

[ArrowX]

THIS MAKES ME GOD

[Jeff The Ninja]

NOT AS GOD AS THIS

[The One and Only...]

Idolators of text.

[Archduke Tips]

Bamboozler of wide thighs and faggotry!

[RectalWart]

Thanks Max.

That whole "Heteroflexible" thing had me really nervous. I was afraid he'd start hitting on everything that moves, so I was standing REALLY still. :/

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fathom Zero, you have failed your own name. You have yet to comprehend your own worthlessness.

Burbank, I'm sorry, but it just wasn't meant to be. I know the dirty sex was good. Damn, how well I know. The time with the Santa hat and cowboy boots? Hot. But you can't hold it against me forever. You've got to move on. Youve got to move on because you know Fathom struck your retarted ass from the throne. :oao

[RectalWart]

Who are you supposed to be...the 5th Stooge?

Read the thread backups section. OAO used to be the loveline king with his hilarious attempts at finding a girlfriend.

Thanks MM, I did just that. And I swear if I have to read about OAO "making out" one more time, I'll be forced to climb a tall structure with a high-powered semi-automatic weapon of some sort.

But my favorite response came from Max:

""Your characters suck oao"
-K. Haddas

Well, laws, you can't expect anyone ELSE to suck OAO."

[Big Papa Goat]

So, OAO comes back but Helm doesn't.
There's no justice :(

[kahljorn]

"I am the one who puts the waffle in wafflehouse, the cock that fills the gaping void of the vagina!!!"

so you're saying you're formation but formation comes from existence. Not only that but Yesod is pretty low on the tree of life. Still pretty material buddy but you know it's on the way to christhood or whatever so you know you'll get there soon.

[mburbank]

"Burbank, I'm sorry, but it just wasn't meant to be. I know the dirty sex was good. Damn, how well I know. The time with the Santa hat and cowboy boots? Hot. But you can't hold it against me forever. You've got to move on."
-OGB

That's really funny. Great job with the humor. Seriously. Like everything else you do, you've mastered funny with little effort, and are so good at it, you can now move onto some other area of interest. Great job.

[Archduke Tips]

Max,
Don't you think the whole sarcasting "you're so funny" thing is a bit hackneyed?

Seriously, I know you have better insults in you. I've seen them before.

[mburbank]

I don't see any reason to unwrap them for this.

[Azrael]

Holy crap, I just read OaO's thread backups!

That shit made my week. You are truly a very sad excuse for a human being, and the only person who can fence and not be gay is Bruce Dickinson.

[sadie]

you're forgetting that oao prides himself in his gayness.