You're a Throwback to the Stick Deodorant Era

[McClain]

Sans a few lucky people I met in train stations, everyone else I know are assholes. Except for you. I like you. And I like that you still wear that cake deodorant. You spit in the face of modern advances and popular census. Why wear something clear when only cake deodorant gives you those errant white balls that dangle from your pit hairs? You can't achieve those results with a clear gel or a spray. Semper Cake Deo!

[mburbank]

Cake deoderants are for whippersnappers. I plug my pours with good old fashioned chicken fat. It was good enough for my ancestors in impoversihed eastern European squalor, it's good enough for me.

[Emu]

I find sprays tend to burn when applied to open sores in the armpit. Thoughts?

[RectalWart]

Open sores?? In your pits??? How many you sporting there, champ?

[McClain]

That's what happens when you play bocce ball without actually using your arms.

[FartinMowler]

I can only wear deoderant for special occasions...it gives me a rash. I guess this is like my "why does pee smell?" post...does sweat have a certain smell because of what you eat?

[DuFresne]

I actually researched that about half a year ago. Yes, it does have something to do with what you eat. That's why Indian people smell like curry and onions. Of course, that just explains why someone's BO smells the way it does. The reason it smells at all is because bacteria thrive in warm, moist, sweaty, body crevices.

I couldn't answer why what you eat affects your BO smell. I just know it does. :(

[zeldasbiggestfan]

If you eat enough garlic youll smell like garlic for awhile and if you eat a lot of it you can actually sweat and smell like it.

[the_dudefather]

that explains why I sweat toast

[MetalMilitia]

I don't like the sprays with powder in as the powder always seems to stick to hairs creating an inpenatrable white-ish coating.

Although it could be down to me not washing frequently enough.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I must be using the wrong on both sides, since gels just make it all runny and funkatron, and the cake doesn't leave any marks. Am I a woman?

[kahljorn]

" I guess this is like my "why does pee smell?" post...does sweat have a certain smell because of what you eat?"

most of the reason why you eat is to replace the cells/fluids in your body that die or are used everyday. That's why they say you completely regenerate your cellular structure (except a couple of places) every couple of years.
it's also where that old addage, "You are what you eat" comes from. It's true!

ps same for babies that are being made in the womb the mothers body creates it out of the food the mother's eatting i use this as an example because it's a more common understanding (people know they shouldn't smoke/drink when they are pregnant this is why). Just imagine how many mothers are cooking up little mcnuggets in their womb. It's also important for prenatal development :O

[Dole]

The day a deodorant is made that doesnt fuck up t-shirts (despite any wildly innacurate claims from manufacturers), I shall be a happy bunny. Had to bin so many shirts over the years due to build up of deodorant muck.

[Coca_Dolittle]

You know? Deodorant is for losers! Smelling like the apocalypse during low-tide is one of the most free sensations one can have! I life my armpits to you, world!

[ArrowX]

I use gel deodorant


that smells like LIGHTNING :O

[Mike]

I had no idea people had this much trouble with deodorant. I just use the cheap and basic Speedstick. It hasn't fucked up any of my shirts.

[ArrowX]

yeah same here and I have primarily black shirts with no marks, its probably just the Americana sweating out of dole

[Gurlugon]

Spray deodorants are king. Just alternate on and off days and your shirts will survive.

[Coca_Dolittle]

You know? I always find spray deodorants to not work as well... And AXE smells like old man; OLD MAN USING THE LITTERBOX. That's how bad it smells.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

old spice HIGH ENDURANCE ARCTIC FORCE is good enough for me and i borderline have sweating issue!

[Mystie]

I don't like spray deodorant because it feels like I'm putting air freshener on my pits. I've been using Dove for a while now, and it's pretty fantastic as far as deodorant goes.

[noob3]

i use ARM AND HAMMER stick deoderant BABY! it dosn't leave balls or stains on my shirt and my pits always smell like baking soda :o

i mean it cleans up vomit why NOT put it under my arms y'know?

[xbxDaniel]

Old spice for me. It smells alright.

[Misdemonar]

Axe, because I'm a desperate shutin, who needs ladies :o

[zeldasbiggestfan]

i use ARM AND HAMMER stick deoderant BABY! it dosn't leave balls or stains on my shirt and my pits always smell like baking soda :o

i mean it cleans up vomit why NOT put it under my arms y'know? Damn right dude! That shit lasts for a long time too!

[noob3]

oh man i gotta switch deoderants now :lol

[MrAdventure]

uh um i use mitchum unscented because i dont like having my deodorized armpits described with a smell that sounds like a place elves would hail from