a question for the ladies

[liquidstatik]

first and foremost, terra shut up and go away

alright so i kind of have a crush on this gal, and i think we'd be great together. buuut, she's moving in a few months. what could i do to make her stay?

:[[

the only reason she's moving is because she doesn't have a reason to stay, im guessing if we fell in LOOOVVE[:x] that'd change. but idk how to make her like me that much in such a short period of time

[Sacks]

Let her move. She's already thought about it, she's moving. Do you really want to have her pull that card on you every time you guys get in a fight? "I SHOULDN'T EVEN STILL BE HERE WAA WAA WAA" Jesus, you are some kind of stupid maniac.

[Jixby Phillips]

you give her some kisses while you still can

[noob3]

ask her if she likes to fuck

[Chojin]

Actually, Sacks is dead on :<

[Jixby Phillips]

no he isnt you should just smootch her and cherish her while shes still around but let her go when shes gotta go you dont wanna regret never giving her smootches when you're on your deahtbed do you!!!

GIVE HER SMOOTCHES NOW

[Terra]

Agreed. Listen to the Jix

[Supafly345]

Well I think that since she is leaving, you don't have to worry about ruining a friendship or seeing her again if things don't go your way. That's like having a wild card to play on her.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Or vice versa if you fuck up.

[Mystie]

what could i do to make her stay?

How long is your tongue?

[liquidstatik]

ew, mystie :x

and idk guys
i saw her today, and i was too shy to say anything
i dont think ill have the balls to do this in 2 months :X

[Guitar Woman]

what could i do to make her stay?

How long is your tongue?
hahaha

so just how dead set are you on getting this girl, if you don't mind my asking

[noob3]

like u'd know anything about girls spaz maybe how to eat butthole

[noob3]

ps eating butthole is not the answer danny D:

[kahljorn]

why don't you just hang out with her alot and have fun and when she realizes that she has alot of fun with you and her eyes sparkle when you look at her you can steal the sparkles and sell them for some easy cash okay :(

no but seriously any girl wh ohas ever liked me liked me because I was fun or smart or something so try doing that also it doesn't require any sauve pickup lines it just involves you keeping her entertained and happy and not being a weirdo. That's what I'd do until it seems like she likes you alot then you can start trying to be her boyfriend.
Sometimes if you're fun for too long though you become a friend or something so you have to be careful with that maybe make some high sexual tension jokes then act like you don't care afterwards.

[liquidstatik]

Sometimes if you're fun for too long though you become a friend or something so you have to be careful with that maybe make some high sexual tension jokes then act like you don't care afterwards.

yeah i kind of have that problem, too :X
im more of a friend than a bf to girls

buuut, she's so pretty. im a shy guy as it is, but its worse when im around her. because, idk. her friend is trying to hook us up, so everytime i see her i stress over not acting dumb, instead of just hangin out and havin fun.

i think that might be a problem :O

im seeing her next week, though
ill post pictures/resutls :X

[Terra]

No pictures. Thank you. Just a bit more angst will do.

[liquidstatik]

i dont know what you're talking about ;_;

[Shifty]

become her friend, and then date after about a year of knowing each other, and then after another year get her pregnant, then shes stuck with you for life...hahahaha......ha....

[liquidstatik]

i don't have 2 yrs >:

[Shifty]

O so its all about you? >:

[liquidstatik]

wtf you're not even making sense >:

[Shifty]

Thats what you want isnt it! ISNT IT!

[draw a sidewalk]

let her move, there will more than likely be tons of other awesome girls you will encounter in your lifetime.

unless you think shes the one you want to spend your lifetime with. then, just be like, look. lets get married or something. i dont know.

im with whoever said just let her move though.

[Jixby Phillips]

GIVE HER KISSES

FRENCH ONES :eek

[liquidstatik]

oh man that sounds good jixby :x

so i was at a party last night, and she was there, and i think i was the only person that DIDN'T make out with her ;o

[mischief]

she was practicing for the day you decide to make your move ;)

[BlueOatmeal]

This is totally stealing my talking to girls thread thunder. :(

[noob3]

i highly suggest u dont lose too much sleep over the girl who makes out with everyone at parties ;(

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah, especially at a party. It's like everyone ate the same doritio chip.

[noob3]

and you are really wanting to fuck the dorito

[executioneer]

ouch!

[liquidstatik]

okay so she was all "im so embarassed!" this morning. i guess they were playin spin the bottle, so that might count. but even when they weren't playing she was all loud as fuck and wavin her tounge in everyones mouth ;<

i think i give up on this sl*t :x

[Azrael]

okay so she was all "im so embarassed!" this morning. i guess they were playin spin the bottle, so that might count. but even when they weren't playing she was all loud as fuck and wavin her tounge in everyones mouth ;<

i think i give up on this sl*t :x

That would be your best bet, unless you want to find out first hand what SuperAIDS is.

[Jixby Phillips]

uh yeah i didnt know she was gross when you started this thread

uh even if she isnt moving stay away, yuck

[Sethomas]

I once joined a group called on Facebook called "I Made Out With Lauren". It referred to two specific Laurens and right now it has 15 members, but I remember it used to have over 20. See, my old school had these parties that were hosted by the Vegans where you just went and basically stuck your tongue in any mouth that would talk to you. Both Laurens would go to these.

I remember one time I stopped counting beers/people at 12/8. Yeah, it's gross, but nerds need their own brand of lovin'.

[liquidstatik]

groooss :x