So what's up with Black Flags [Archive]

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:18 AM

this thread is about how it's going to be deleted, duh

man i am dyeing for a chilli dog

Black Flag

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:28 AM

yeah i'm hungry too

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:29 AM

dude i gotta hit up a&w for 2 chilli/mustard dogs fries & a rootbeer hot damn ;x

but there isn't really any a&ws close to my house, i'd have to settle for SONIC D:

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:30 AM

http://static.flickr.com/11/12824609_242efc2125_m.jpg

Black Flag

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:30 AM

you should just make a sandwich

Rongi

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:31 AM

they always have sonic commercials on tv, but i have yet to find one anywhere near where i live.

Black Flag

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:32 AM

then you should make a sandwich, RONGI

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:33 AM

i'd make a sandwich if i was maybe at jen's house, and not at my mom's house, where the only thing i would be making a sandwitch out of is paper

paper sandwich

with extra dirt

Black Flag

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:34 AM

hey protoclown i think you should get on board with this thread

Black Flag

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:34 AM

it's exactly what you need in your life!

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:35 AM

yeah proto im sure you really need sandwich advice from the sandwich master chef himself, blackflag!

Black Flag

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:36 AM

some of my favorite sandwiches are ham

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:37 AM

with mustard maybe

dude i can't take this anymore im goign to sonic guys ill be back later with a report on how delicious it was and or wasn't

Mockery

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:42 AM

RED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERT

Black Flag

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:44 AM

uh oh guys! the jig is up!

Mockery

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:47 AM

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WHAT'R YOU BOYS UP TO?

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:52 AM

Is this thread about the X-Cops?

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 11:57 AM

it was all sacks idea man

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:00 PM

Noob3 you fucking stoolie I hope you like sweet syrup because you're going to be drowing in it

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:02 PM

this chilli coney tastes like fucking ass

they gave me a fork to use with it & i tried to and it fucking shattered

thats how gross it is

Sethomas

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:02 PM

I imagined that this thread title was Black (derogatory term for those with same-sex attraction!)s, and I remembered Jamesman's old avatar and this bus driver who I knew in Chicago. He'd wear shiny sweaters, listen to 80s music on the bus, and call all of the passengers "my stars" while talking to himself loudly while driving. Ironically, his name was James!

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:03 PM

Why didn't you just go buy a can of chili and some hot dogs?

Mockery

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:10 PM

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WHOAH, WHOAH, WHOAH! ONE PERSON AT A TIME! I WANT TO HEAR FROM EACH OF YOU. I WANT TO YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY, BUT FOR CHRISSAKES, SPEAK ONE AT A TIME SO I CAN MAKE SENSE OF THIS DEBACLE!

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:13 PM

*starts crying*

Sethomas

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:13 PM

I just want to have some fun!

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Mockery

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:14 PM

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SON, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO REMOVE THE UMBRELLA HAT AND DISENGAGE THE MOTOR ON THAT HOPPY VEHICLE IMMEDIATELY!

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:32 PM

Actually I believe that's a wacky bouncing caterpillar, Sarge. There is no motor.

Mockery

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:32 PM

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GET BACK IN THE SQUAD CAR, HANRAHAN!!

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:36 PM

*sniff*

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 12:38 PM

Yes sir, sir. :(

ArrowX

Dec 7th, 2006, 01:25 PM

Hey guys you'll never guess what I just....

Mockery

Dec 7th, 2006, 01:40 PM

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JUST WHAT? WERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE MARI-JOE-WANA, SON? YOU KNOW THAT STUFF WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN AND MAKE YOUR TESTES SHRIVEL UP TO THE SIZE OF A GODDAMNED TREE GRUB. UP AGAINST THE CAR AND SPREAD 'EM! BEFORE I SEARCH YOU, DO YOU HAVE ANY CONCEALED WEAPONS OR DRUGS THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 01:44 PM

*sniff* just this sack of chronic officer oh and the porta methlab in the trunk but it's cool if i keep it locked right?

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 01:46 PM

just kidding guys crack is wack!

ArrowX

Dec 7th, 2006, 01:52 PM

Cheese it! You Aint Gunna Catch me Pig!

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 02:01 PM

FIGHT THE CRYSTAL MENACE

Mockery

Dec 7th, 2006, 02:05 PM

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ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD NOW! I'M CALLING FOR BACKUP BEFORE THIS SITUATION GETS OUT OF CONTROL. *CLICK* THIS IS OFFICER MOCKERY, I'VE GOT A 415C AND A 647B SIMULTANEOUSLY TAKING PLACE HERE. OFFICER NEEDS ASSISTANCE!

ArrowX

Dec 7th, 2006, 02:06 PM

Why does this Koolaid mix smell like cat pee Mr?

Guitar Woman

Dec 7th, 2006, 02:09 PM

I liked this thread a lot before ArrowX showed up

ArrowX

Dec 7th, 2006, 02:21 PM

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 02:44 PM

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NOBODY MOVE BACKUP HAS ARRIVED! OFFICER SWANSON DEMANDS RESPECT! NO ONE MAKES A NOISE OR I WILL PLUG YOU!

Mockery

Dec 7th, 2006, 02:53 PM

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GODDAMNIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING THE PROPER ATTIRE? GODDAMNED ROOKIES JUST OUT OF THE ACADEMY STILL HAVE NO GODDAMNED IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE GODDAMNED DOING. LOOK, JUST GO INTERVIEW SOME OF THE WITNESSES AND I'LL HANDLE THESE PUNKS.

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 03:01 PM

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WHICH ONE OF THESE DIRTBAGS FITS THE BILL, HUH? WHO'S FIRST YOU PUNKS?!

tenno

Dec 7th, 2006, 03:10 PM

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DID SOMEONE CALL FOR BACKUP? HOMELAND SECURITY IS HERE FROM LAS VEGAS! EVERYONE STAND DOWN, LET THE BIG BOYS PLAY!

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 03:15 PM

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WHO INVITED THESE VEGAS CLOWNS!??

kahljorn

Dec 7th, 2006, 03:19 PM

I'm eatting chilidogs for lunch now... laced with LSD YOU STUPID COPSUCKERS.

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 03:24 PM

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GET YOUR JUNKIE HANDS IN THE SKY SHITBAG! IT'S CURTAINS FOR GOOD FOR YOU NOW! SAVE THE SOB STORIES FOR OL' LADY LIBERTY! THE 60s ARE OVER! MOCKERY! MCCLARY! TAKE HIM DOWN!

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 03:32 PM

:lol

nice fingernails officer cockinass

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 03:37 PM

Shut up I smashed them with a hammer doing tough guy stuff ok. :( really really tough guy stuff. Like building a rhinocerous.

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 03:39 PM

worst. cop. ever.

so hey like can i borrow your gun i gotta go do some hard core crimes

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 03:48 PM

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YOU GOD DAMN HOOD... YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M NO GOOD ANYMORE! I'M TOO OLD AND TOO SLOW!

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TELL GLADYS I AIN'T COMIN' HOME TONIGHT!

kahljorn

Dec 7th, 2006, 03:54 PM

This guy just couldn't cut the mustard, and when the strong arm of crime is after your ass you better be prepared for some hard times! lol he got fisticuffed :(

kahljorn

Dec 7th, 2006, 03:56 PM

more like fistifucked :(

ps what is that syrup drinking thing from I swear I saw that in a movie or something

ArrowX

Dec 7th, 2006, 04:02 PM

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You may want to load your gun officer dickweed :rolleyes

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 04:05 PM

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You may want to load your gun officer dickweed :rolleyes

Because loading a gun for the soul purpose of waving it around in your house to take silly pictures you plan to post on an internet forum is what gun safety is all about.

ArrowX

Dec 7th, 2006, 04:15 PM

BTW That loos to be a Raging Bull or an of shoot of a Taurus Revolver, Thats not Cop Issued Mr Rookie! What do you think this is?

tenno

Dec 7th, 2006, 04:23 PM

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SORRY WE CAN'T ALL BE AS GREAT AS YOU SACKS, WAVING AROUND OUR TOY LIGHT GUN WHILE THE REAL MEN, WHO WEAR CLEAR NAIL POLISH INSTEAD OF RED, BUST CRIMINALS! hOLY SHIT I JUST KILLED A DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WASHROOM! I'MA REAL COP BITCH!

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 04:26 PM

WOW YOU SURE KNOW A LOT ABOUT GUNS (http://www.gunsworld.com/rossi/rossi7.htm) YOU MUST PLAY A LOT OF COUNTER STRIKE!

Guitar Woman

Dec 7th, 2006, 04:27 PM

Put this in thread backups before ArrowX queers it up any more

ArrowX

Dec 7th, 2006, 04:49 PM

k cool I'm not that familiar with Rossi. Also a lot of medium to Large frame revolvers look the same from an angle like that. BTW There are no revolvers in counterstrike you hack. GOSH YOU SURE KNOW A LOT ABOUT VIDEO GAMES!

tenno

Dec 7th, 2006, 04:58 PM

hahaha i win!

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 05:02 PM

What did you win? :)

kahljorn

Dec 7th, 2006, 05:04 PM

nevermind i know which movie the syrup drinking thing comes from SUPERTROOPERS (gay movie) and ELF (actually better than supertroopers for some reason).

sadie

Dec 7th, 2006, 05:06 PM

this successful life we're livin' got us feudin' like the hatfields and mccoys.

tenno

Dec 7th, 2006, 05:14 PM

:( i won an interweb....

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 05:25 PM

Actually, Sadie just won your internet. Take it up with her.

tenno

Dec 7th, 2006, 05:56 PM

:) >: :/ :(

noob3

Dec 7th, 2006, 07:06 PM

true story:

i thought it'd be funny to take a picture of myself with a gun for this thread. i've never held a gun or anything before, so like, i'm at my girlfriends house (where the guns are) so i was like "hey let me hold that sucka" just to see if i could handle carrying it from her parents room to jen's room (where the camera is at)

i couldnt do it guys

that gun was just too loaded and ready to kill me at any moment for me to even hold it for more than 10 seconds :/ but i picked it up and that's all that matters right?

*shivers*

Sacks

Dec 7th, 2006, 07:17 PM

It happens to the best of us.

Archduke Tips

Dec 7th, 2006, 08:47 PM

Noob3, I just wanted to apologize. I think you know what for.

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Dec 8th, 2006, 09:26 PM

I like Rollin's band better. As much of a punk lover as I am, Black Flag is a little to grungy for me. But it's great to hear some of the other things Henry Rollins has sung with from Misfits to Tool (I swear to God I have live footage of both)

Did you hear Dez's new band has Jerry Only on bass, marky ramone on drums and some no name loser singing Jpop as the frontman? It's called Osaka popstar.

Oh and Henry Rollins is God. I like his rant on how Anne Kalter is a retard.

Dire Flamingo

Dec 9th, 2006, 12:25 AM