NEW SHORT: "PREPARING FOR SANTA!"

[Mockery]

Wanna get on Santa's good side? Of course you do, because if you get on his bad side, you'll be in a world of pain that will last you another year. Well, Dr. Boogie has come up with some excellent tips on exactly how you can get the jolly ol' fat guy to give you all the gifts you want.

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/santa-prepare-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/santa-prepare)
NEW SHORT: "PREPARING FOR SANTA!" -by Dr. Boogie
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/santa-prepare

Enjoy!

[Angryhydralisk]

I got a good laugh. Especially about milk blowing up Santa's stomach. And speaking of Santa, he's quite a character...

- He thrives in the coldest tundras of Earth with midget elves and an old wife.

- He's been alive and in spirit for hundreds of years.

- He can visit Over 6 billion houses in a night.

- He can carry enough toys in a tiny sled for said 6 billion+

- He makes a bunch of deer fly.

- And he manages to stay fat doing all of these amazing tasks that'd wear out the Flash in a couple hours.

If I didn't know better, he sounds like some kind one-day superhero! (With the Warrior as his greatest nemesis, no doubt.)

Predating DC & Marvel by 200 years, it's SANTA CLAUS!

[Protoclown]

Nice one, John.

[MarioRPG]

I liked the end of the Christmas list.

[xbxDaniel]

I so want that creme brulee.