Can Santa help your love life?

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

this was me last year

http://i14.tinypic.com/2exacr5.jpg

shortly after i got my wish and this year we are planning marraige.

I just wanna say thanks to the man in red for making it happen.

[adept_ninja]

she a mail order bride?

[MetalMilitia]

santa order bride.

[Jixby Phillips]

faggot order bride

see my thread where i blow the lid off the santa situation

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=24559

[Supafly345]

Asians look like little boys you know. Might as well fuck a grade-schooler you fucking pedo.

[adept_ninja]

fuck you sir asians are sexy

[Supafly345]

Well since you are 12 that wouldn't make you a pedo, just gay, so don't worry!

[adept_ninja]

ask any hetero male here and they will tell you that asians are sexy.
also im not 12, your 12.
Also im going to shoot your mother in the back and fuck the bullet hole till she dies you fucking faggot.

[noob3]

sounds like you have low standards, maybe when you get older you won't want to fuck bullet holes/little boys?

[adept_ninja]

I only fuck kids out of spite so if you have kids watch out because im going to touch them where they pee from.

[Terra]

man this is a feel good thread if i ever read one thnx guys

[WhiteRat]

Did you know that his girlfriend is hot AND azn?

[adept_ninja]

no i dont really divulge in the personal lives of people on this board.

That would be weird and creepy.

[WhiteRat]

He only talks about his sweet azn girlfriend in every five posts he makes.

[adept_ninja]

now that you mention it i do recall that he does that because i made fun of him for it; I just didnt know she was azin.

[noob3]

i didn't know you were into childrens genitalia

[adept_ninja]

Not normally but seeing you in pain makes me feel good inside so i'll go through it. why not?

[noob3]

Why not molest small children? It's none of my business if it makes you feel better, Adept Ninja.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1069459/2/istockphoto_1069459_sexy_asian_mrs_santa.jpg




ho ho ho

[Uncle_Sham]

Her face seems quite manly.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

those are really Lenor's tits. :/

[FartinMowler]

Asians look like little boys you know. Might as well fuck a grade-schooler you fucking pedo.

Supa likes the big bottom girls with da cottage cheese...

[Supafly345]

Fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go 'round.

[DamnthatDavid]

Get on your bikes and ride. :(

we had this discussion once... but if I recall, didn't you go to prom with a Asian girl? Or was she islander? I don't remember.

[Supafly345]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/supafly345/Prom2.jpg
She was Blackanese

[DamnthatDavid]

ha, good times. I had a great time skipping that prom.

I still shudder at the thought of my sister trying to get me to go with her mannish Girls Basketball Teammates.

But hey, besides being slightly slutty and dirty and all, why did you and Pat tell me not to go with Brook? I just took ya'lls advice without question at that point.

[GADZOOKS]

Why don't you text message him that question, David.

[DamnthatDavid]

A a text message? I don't use it enough, and thus, I don't think about using it when appropriate.

[Supafly345]

OMG did you know that navi had james young's baby I saw it and its ugly.

[Jixby Phillips]

damn that david? more like FUCK YOU DAVID

[Chojin]

haha remember when james puked all over maria???

"would u like a towel?" nearly pissed myself good times