Being named Larry kinda sorta sucks.

[BlueOatmeal]

Through out my elementary school years it was always "Hey Larry were is Curly and Moe?" Then in middle school when all the kids would watch Newheart on Nick at Nite it was "Hey weres Darrell and Derrell?HAR HAR HAR" Now all I get at ABAC is "Hey Larry GIT-R-DONE!! H-yuk"

I'm just blowing off some steam because I'm all alone.

[WhiteRat]

Junior High kids watched Newheart?

[FartinMowler]

Well if it's any consolation I've alway's liked you Blue Oatmeal :/ I could think of worse names than Larry to have. My sister went to school with a guy named Tim Burr (I'm not sure how the last name was spelled) I went to school with kids before everyone was sensitive about bullies and got my ass kicked and called Fartin Mowler :( some people say that people that have to struggle and work there way through life are more creative and interesting or die a horrible death :)

[GADZOOKS]

That's the joke, WhiteRat. This is Blue Oatmeal's opening of his Comedy Central special.

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah the background on stage was a little carnival game (could anybody figure out why?)

[MarioRPG]

Were's ur leisure suit?

[executioneer]

did you never get perfect strangers references, cousin

[BlueOatmeal]

Oh man I forgot "Harry Larry" "Scary Larry" (Eat shit Gamepro) and the classic "Larry the Ferry"
Some times in gym class they would call me Larry Bird but I could never ball for shit.

:Memories

[Cosmo Electrolux]

People in my aerobics classes used to call me Scary Jerry.

[sadie]

what about larryboy, the costumed cucumber?

[Grislygus]

I can make you feel better.

Y'see, my name's the Welsh spelling of Reese, R-h-y-s. Which means that I will be forever mistaken as "Rice", "Rize", "Riss", "Rizz", and this one time, Russ.

Unfortunately, the resident jock at my Junior High put two and two together, and came up with the title of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.

Probably the cleverest way of calling someone a faggot that I've ever heard. It didn't catch on, but it's still depressingly funny.

[BlueOatmeal]

Its kinda depressing when I'm trying to lay the groove on a keen dame and she talks about her abusive stepfather named Larry. :(

[Grislygus]

I wish I knew a keen dame. :(

[BlueOatmeal]

Oh man tell me about it. :(

[Grislygus]

I think I have a stalker, though.

[BlueOatmeal]

That sounds pretty hot.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Being called Austin Powers when your in kindergarten sucks ass. :( I feel your pain because people call me schnider. Wheres the SCH come from? My last name is SNIDER. No SCH! I feel your pain! I FEEL IT HARD.

[GADZOOKS]

You were in KINDERGARTEN when Austin Powers came out?

[executioneer]

you guys think you got it rough, try being an overweight named willie in hs in 1993

GUESS WHAT MOVIE CAME OUT IN 1993 ;_;

[BlueOatmeal]

Poor Willie. :( Kids can be so cruel. AND HILARIOUS

sorry :(

[executioneer]

;_;

[liquidstatik]

i get called tater sometimes :x

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:tear This thread is depressing.

[noob3]

my last name is baxter so when i was growing up in elementary people called me BAXTER STOCKMAN :(

[sadie]

my maiden name is a disease spelled wrong. :(

[kahljorn]

My middle name is Todd :(

TODD. Say it out loud; it sounds like the proper title for a retard.

i dont really care though :O

[Pub Lover]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/freewillie.jpg
:(

[executioneer]

:lol

[Noodles]

My middle name is Todd :(

TODD. Say it out loud; it sounds like the proper title for a retard.

i dont really care though :O

I met a retarted guy named Todd.

I was called Noodles when i was in school... this was probley because of my measly weaing only 94 Lbs.

[sadie]

retarted always makes me think pastry.

[Dire Flamingo]

My last name is Fick.
Fiona Fick.
:(
I'd say children are cruel but couldn't my parents have at least not given me a name that starts with the same two letters?
Also Shrek being out when I was in 2nd-3rd grade or so didn't help. One time I heard so many classmates saisd "Oh like Princess Fiona from Shrek!" in a row I started crying.

[noob3]

retarted always makes me think pastry.

I use to think "fucktard" was "fucktart" like a pop tart until my sister corrected me! I still think fucktart is funnier, even though I'm not 12 anymore :o

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I actually think Fiona is a really beautiful name :/

[Sicktodeathmx]

When I was in fifth grade, and extremely overweight, kids would call me Jenny Craig. I punched them in the head :(

[Dire Flamingo]

Also Noodles that's why Jhonen Vasquez originally made up the character.

My brother had the comics.

[Noodles]

No,when Jhonen was in high school he was asked to make a comic, but he was rushed on it so he purposely drew crappy stick figures, THUS DAWNING HAPPY NOODLE BOY! Jhonen had Johnny draw it because he was called a "Noodle Boy"

Edit: I wish I had the comics :(

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/freewillie.jpg




A wet willie

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol

[Wiffle Bat]

I think Larry is a cool name. Pretty standard and there are alot of worse names out there.

[kahljorn]

You know what name I'd hate to have? Sheila. I've never met a person named Sheila who wasn't a complete idiot.

[Uncle_Sham]

Or Bernard

[kahljorn]

fuck you I always picked Bernard in 'Guess Who'

[Sethomas]

In my very white very Protestant hometown, Seth was considered a rare and exotic name. Then I went to college and all the girlies would tell me about their stupid ex-boyfriends named Seth because everyone is Hebrew in academia. Now Seth is like an ultra-vogue name and I wish I were special again. :(

[Uncle_Sham]

When i think Bernard it reminds me of that fat lard from Charlie and the choclate factory, even though his name is augustos witch would also suck.

[sadie]

which witch?

[Uncle_Sham]

which