So I've been re-activated.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Second time on hiatus and I'm not remembered but who gives.

What's going on in people's lives that has meaning to their message that would make others happy? Like, that tuna fish sandwich you had for lunch, or the football you almost kicked if that bitch hadn't moved it. Also, inquiries about my depressing hiatus would kind of ruin the moment.

[WhiteRat]

i heard from an industrial tycoon that you were filming a pilot for the WB network in Ulaanbatar but then you had to find immediate passage back to your domicile because the WB pulled the plug on themselves. Is there any truth to this?

[DehydratedPorkMan]

No. Don't believe anything that frog says. He was the one that committed me. I blame everything on the WB. As for the tycoon, I was simply playing the game "Rollercoaster Tycoon."

[Sam]

Are you Juttin?

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Pennsylvania?

[Esuohlim]

Why's the guy in your avatar all smug about not having anything better to say? If I couldn't think of anything better to say than lol I probably wouldn't be smug I'd be embarrassed.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

www.ndeman.com
I bet it will make you lol. roflmaozomg.
I'm embarrassed.

[GADZOOKS]

I'm appauled

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I bet I know why you were banned...

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I wasn't banned. I was inactive.
*gets defensive*

[Sethomas]

*slaps dehydratedporkman with a fish then looks around sheepishly*

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Did you describe your fish-slapping reaction as sheepishly because of my portrayal as a sheep?

[noob3]

if you had a flavor, it would be feces

[kahljorn]

Pig feces.

[sadie]

so who's the wonder twin? dehydratedcowdude?

[Rongi]

Pig feces.

i dont know why, but that made me lol

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Are you Juttin? Jesus H. Christ I hope not.

[Terra]

I wasn't banned. I was inactive.
*gets defensive*

yeah i was "innactive" twice, you shitless wonder. so whom did you piss off and why the fuck did they let you back through through the gates?

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I sucked a lot of dick.

[Terra]

funny, i figured you bent over for most of it.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

And for the record...
I am not Juttin. Just some person that only comes on for sporadic times, pisses everyone off, then doesn't log on for a year.
I like roller skating and pina coladas.

[Fathom Zero]

Your avatar doesn't blend. :wink

[kahljorn]

Shall we have another round of, wackies for this whackular dude?

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Your avatar doesn't blend. :wink

Don't breathe this.