how to unplug my ear?

[FartinMowler]

I've had a few ear infections over the past year in my right ear. I took a decongestant today and it's not working. Any suggestions?

[MetalMilitia]

Usually yawning does the trick. Try reading some of Zeldasbiggestfan's threads and call me in the morning.

[executioneer]

i was gonna answer RAPE THE BITCH RAPE SOLVES EVERYTHING but then i was like "wtf this isn't loveline :/"

[FartinMowler]

I tried Yawning and I don't know any bitches :/

[MetalMilitia]

Be less old. It's the cure for all of life's alements. :p

[Azrael]

Umm, go to the doctor before you lose hearing in that ear.

[FartinMowler]

I booked an appointment weeks ago and go on Monday.

[Esuohlim]

It might not be congestion, it might be impacted wax.

[executioneer]

my mom would put warm olive oil with garlic in my ear when i got a ear infection, thankfully she didn't put any tomato sauce or mozzarella in there :x

[FartinMowler]

Someone suggested rubbing alchohol. I think I have a middle ear infection and will have to have a camera shoved up my nose or throat.

[executioneer]

if it's an inner ear infection they will give you eardrops and antibiotics

[FartinMowler]

already done both :( I'm doomed

[sadie]

just don't take amoxicillin 'cause you could get a bad case of thrush.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Get one of those ear candles. Theyre wierd as hell feeling but they work really good. If you cant find any find someone who smokes and get them to blow smoke into our ear. Itll be smelly as hell if you dont smoke but its worked for me before.

[FartinMowler]

I took some stuff that started with Apo...I broke my nose and my right nostril is alway's plugged when I sleep and now it feels like it's really plugged all the way up to my ear, if that is possible. I'm not sticking a candle in my ear...

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Its not a real candle. Its like a foot long and hollow and gets kinda smokey. It turns into a smoke vacuum and starts pulling out the wax like smoke in a chiney. And it doesnt hurt at all. It actually feels pretty good. :/

[Uncle_Sham]

My mom used to work at a natural health place thingy, and thought those ear candles worked very well when my were crammed full o, wax

[Angryhydralisk]

Put some peroxide in your ear and hold your head to the side. Then tilt your head back over and the peroxide dump out on a cloth or something, along with any infection or wax. Worked for me.

[FartinMowler]

thanks for the suggestions...it's still bothering me :( I was reading some posts on ear infections and a guy wrote that I better get it checked, it could be a brain tumour :)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Holy shit.

[Uncle_Sham]

I never thought of relating a plugged ear to a brain tumor.

[noob3]

Put some peroxide in your ear and hold your head to the side. Then tilt your head back over and the peroxide dump out on a cloth or something, along with any infection or wax. Worked for me.

this works

+ if your ear really hurts put a cotton ball in it :]

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Arent you going to the doctor tomorrow?

[FartinMowler]

I'm going to the Doctor in 20 minutes :)

[FartinMowler]

I'm back...I had my hearing tested and the doctor say's I have a slight hearing loss. I have to see another specialist again (ear nose and throat) :/ another weeks or month of waiting. I should have worn ear protection when playing music with idiots that keep making a mic squeel and can't turn down there guitars >:

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:eek That sounds like it sucks!

[FartinMowler]

My ear is still plugged >: this is bullshit. I had a hearing test and now I need to wait a week for them to send the test upstairs in the same fucking building to my doctor for him to send me to a Ear Nose and Throat specialist...

[Angryhydralisk]

Yeah, that's most definitely something major. Here's hoping your ear can be saved. Being deaf in one ear is pretty bad.

Story: A person from college who was deaf in one ear was listening to music (Nickelback, to be specific) during class one day. The other students started yelling near said ear and dangling their car keys & :lol . Never mind the fact I cracked a joke on him oncecalling him "Deafdevil".

[FartinMowler]

Story: A person from college who was deaf in one ear was listening to music (Nickelback, to be specific) during class one day. The other students started yelling near said ear and dangling their car keys & LOL . Never mind the fact I cracked a joke on him oncecalling him "Deafdevil".

:|

[Preechr]

Move to America. You could have that fixed sometime before that side of your head falls off.

[FartinMowler]

I can't even visit your country until I get a passport...I doubt our health care is that different from yours.

[Sacks]

Dude, just go watch It's A Wonderful Life. Everything will be ok.

[FartinMowler]

The only Jimmy Stewart movie I liked was Rear Window