So, I work with a murderer.

[ArrowX]

I work at a staples, and this guy named Jeff is responsible for a hit and run death by my house in front of a school but he never owned up to it. Turns out I'm a good friend of his cousins. So yesterday I find out that the Jeff I work with is the same Jeff that killed that girl.

[mburbank]

This looks like the beginings of a sucky ethics problem, but we need more info. Your friend is Jeff's cousin, and Jeff is the driver in the hit and run, yes? What do you mean he never owned up to it? Like, nobody knows at all? Or the police know, but there isn't a case?

'Cause if nobody knows, I think you ought to tell the cops what you heard, even if it costs you your friend. Or you friend should tell. We're talking about a dead kid here.

[Seven Force]

hey kid

yeah you

come here





wanna see a dead body?

[ArrowX]

Max:
Jeff was the driver, and he got out of any serious time, with some bullshit fine and like 8 months in jail. Everyone knew he did it.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hey kid

yeah you

come here





wanna see a dead body?


very clever. and quite original.

[kahljorn]

You sh ould wait till he gets out of work then run him over lol that'd be hilarious and after you do it scream out something about just desserts and Dairy Queen chocolate dipped icecream.

[Noodles]

That would lead into a chain reaction of people running over people.

[Chojin]

does he accept paypal

[ArrowX]

Yes I assume he does. I wish I could find a pic of him because he looks like a greasy toothless Keanu Reeves

[noob3]

I am going to alert the authorities

[Zomboid]

I hope he gets away with running you over too :lol

PS - I will pay for any damage done to his car

[Terra]

Yes I assume he does. I wish I could find a pic of him because he looks like a greasy toothless Keanu Reeves

...and something tells me he is in competition with you over the amorous attention of "teh grande" moose?

dood. i've seem YOUR picture. you and king kong are running neck and neck.

toothless keanu reeves has a shot

[Preechr]

At?!

[Chojin]

Terra.

[kahljorn]

:lol

now that's some table turning action

[noob3]

kahljorn has a boner

[Uncle_Sham]

:lol

[kahljorn]

that's not my dick in your face, chum. and why are you looking at my dick, fag? I've never felt so violated! unless you're the penis administrator and it's your job to maintain the records of boners please stop staring!

[Evil Robot]

I think what you should do is fuck with him. Make him feel as though everybody is talking about him behind his back, only thing is they actually are.

1: Leave notes for him to find that say "I know what you did last summer".

2: Place ravens knocking upon his door.

3: Go to the Edmunds Scientific catalog and buy a skeleton. Break into his home and leave it in a closet.

4: Get some red printer cartridges and break them open on the hood of his car

5: Use your imagination, anything you can do to make this person feel hated in thier own community will drive them closer to suicide where Allah can judge them.

Just remember, anything you do is not immoral because he deserves it! God is great!

[kahljorn]

:lol

http://www.hermetic.com/bey/taz1.html#labelPoeticTerrorism

that reminds me of that evil robot guy

[kahljorn]

I just wanted to add: this is the best thread EVER.
:bestthread

[ArrowX]

everyone at work hates him and its awesome, for some reason every time he snaps on the people who are bugging him a supervise walks by and gets mad at him. And on the bathroom stall theres a pic of a car chasing someone that say,"OH NOES DEATH JEFF"

[Jeanette X]

I take it that he's never shown the slightest remorse?

Trick him into getting indelible red ink all over his hands, so it looks like he has blood all over them that he can't wash off.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Oh, spend all day playing music about cars.

[DamnthatDavid]

God, you have no class... I just don't see how Little Deuce Coupe, Barracuda, or Mustang Sally really fit the bill.

Start off making references to Death Race 2000, and how Hollywood is planning on making a Death Race 3000, and dontcha know, wouldn't it be awesome if you where cast? You have that practical experience, that would just be killer cool.

[ArrowX]

me and the others at work have been pretty subtle about it. not many people know it was a hit and run he just says he was in a car accident, when he actually struck a pedestrian then fucked off and did crack!.


It was AWESOME, last night he was driving the forklift in the back, and one of the other guys ran int front of him yelled really loud then threw himself into a stack of boxes. Then right after we taped a piece of paper to the side and started writing a bullseye for each person he hit, we all will do that at some time.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:lol