Worst Pizza Inventions of the 20th and 21st century

[GADZOOKS]

Stuff crust pizza so you can eat it backwards :rolleyes

Rip and Dip Pizza :rolleyes

The whole point of having crust on the edges is to you have something to grasp onto that's not greasy cheese or sauce.

F-

What is the worse pizza invention to you? Calzone? Buffalo Pizza? I would love to know for my talk show.

[Uncle_Sham]

stuffed crust is the worst, my friend took a piece pulled out the cheese and flung it at a pizza hut window. Thus it is the greseyest thing i have eaten since my first trip to McDonalds.

[Grislygus]

Definitely Buffalo Pizza. If I want chicken on my pizza, I want it grilled with bbq sauce, and onions. I certainly don't want a regular pizza with crap boneless buffalo wings thrown on top.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

It's a battle between the stuffed crust and the buffalo pizza. I've seen some weird shit. But if I wanted a mozzerella stick at the end of my pizza I would ask for mozzerella sticks. Surely they sell them, too.

I don't know if it's the worst creation ever, but it wasn't bad. I saw a pizza with seaweed on it. I enjoyed it...

[Angryhydralisk]

This is why I eat at Domino's or Little Caesar's.

[Uncle_Sham]

Little ceasars fucking owns.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Little ceasars fucking owns.

They need more sauce to cheese ratio.

But seriously. A slice for a buck? Awesome. I have to say that I like Dominos better because I can get a small extra cheese pizza and a 2 liter bottle of Coke for 6 bucks. That's awesomer.

[Uncle_Sham]

we dont have dominos in canada :(

and with dip n, strips pizza dont even bother rippin the crust just dip the whole fuckin thing in the sauce.

[Grislygus]

Dominos and Little Ceasars? Sure, I love cafeteria food, too.

[kahljorn]

LOL THATS FUNNY BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE

i like dominos better than little caesars, though.

[noob3]

why dont you make your own pizza you idiots

[Uncle_Sham]

Because peoplez are lazy.

[Fathom Zero]

I make my own Chicago style pizza using a pot. It's about 4 inches thick w/ sauce on top, cheese in the middle.

Excellent. The key is to use ground beef in the sauce and use flour instead of cooking spray.

[Uncle_Sham]

Why should i even care about this, i dont even like pizza that much.

[kahljorn]

gross i hate ground beef unless it's for hamburgers :X

i wonder how it'd be with italian sausage in the sauce.

flour=waytokeepdoughfromsticking. Usually when you're kneading bread you should cover it in flour so it won't stick to your hand/surface

also you can put cornmeal on the bottom of pizzas i guess and I think a LITTLE bit of fennel in tomato sauces tastes good. I still need to try putting red wine in it as preechr and grislygus suggested.

[executioneer]

i like to put la yu chili oil in pizza sauce to make it a little spicey :(

[Grislygus]

I still need to try putting red wine in it as preechr and grislygus suggested.

Remember, less wine in pizza sauce than pasta sauce. Of course, I personally just throw in garlic salt and whatnot to change the flavor.

[MrAdventure]

it's pretty hard to beat messing up the crust on a pizza, and the fact that pizza hut has done it time and time again (in spite of their cheesebread being pretty good in a plastic replica sort of way) amazes me to no end

sorry if we're not allowed to talk toppings (topping talk haha) but i have to just say that i'm sick of pizza places using the equivalent of beetle husks for their olives

how many of you dudes have tried anchovies (i wanted to just because the ninja turtles were all *NO ANCHOVIES DUDE*) i hear they are quite good when the pizza place knows what the hell they are doing (mainly the salt content of the fish i hear??)

[Esuohlim]

I love anchovies and I always try to get them to throw in a tin of anchovies with my order.

I don't know who did it but recently some pizza chain started selling hamburger pizza. I love hamburgers, but come on >:

[kahljorn]

getting hamburger meat on pizza has started to become popular lately for some reason. i bought a digorno pizza and it had ground beef on it I almost didn't eat it.
I think it's just a way for businesses to capitalize on stupid ghetto people by selling them cheap meat instead of good meat.

[WhiteRat]

I worked at Pizza Hut and Papa John's for a total of six years and I can honestly say that for a chain Papa John's is good pizza. All of the vegetables are cut fresh and if my memory serves me correct they aren't supposed to last more than 4 days. The ingredients blow Pizza Hut out of the water. Pizza Hut ships it's vegetables pre-cut and FROZEN in plastic bags. The Hand Tossed and Thin Crust dough comes frozen as well. The only thing there that is actually made fresh is the pan dough. I have a very hard time trying to stomach the greasy mess that is Pizza Hut on the rare occasions that I actually put myself in a position to even eat the shit.


Regarding the ground beef, Pizza Hut and Papa John's has had beef for as long as I worked there (1999-2005). In fact, Pizza Hut used to have a Cheeseburger Pizza (around 99-00 or so), which was basically just ground beef with onions, breakfast bacon, mozarella, and cheddar cheese.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Although it's a faily obscure topping, I enjoy pineapple pizza. Unfortunately it's hard to find at a decent pizza chain besides the "cafeteria" resteraunts. At least they satisfy though. As far as making my own pizza, I'll buy a pre-set one from Shop Rite and maybe throw some pineapple on it but I always fuck it up. I think you're supposed to put the pineapple on afterwards. How does Papa John's do it?

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I worked at Pizza Hut and Papa John's for a total of six years and I can honestly say that for a chain Papa John's is good pizza.

Going just a bit off topic, but they did start selling pizza which is fucking disgusting, I worked at Subway briefly and if you want a sandwich that's not six bux, go there. All the vegetables are peeled, cut and sliced, except for the lettuc which is kept dated. Just don't order things like the steak or the special chicken orders. They come frozen. The other meats come in a store-bought-like package and they're decent and we don't keep anything more than four days either.

But seriously. They take a pizza crust, put sauce and cheese on it, and then any of the sub toppings you want and throw it in the "fresh-toasted" oven. I still have yet to try it but if anyone has let me know how it tastes.

[WhiteRat]

Although it's a faily obscure topping, I enjoy pineapple pizza. Unfortunately it's hard to find at a decent pizza chain besides the "cafeteria" resteraunts. At least they satisfy though. As far as making my own pizza, I'll buy a pre-set one from Shop Rite and maybe throw some pineapple on it but I always fuck it up. I think you're supposed to put the pineapple on afterwards. How does Papa John's do it?

You put the sauce on, then toppings such as pineapple, and the cheese goes on last. What I always did when I worked at PJ's was to use the measuring cups and properly drain the juice. Then, I would put the pineapple in my hand and squeeze out the rest of the juice before putting it on the pizza. If you don't drain the juice it will make the pizza somewhat soggy and generally shitty.

EDIT: Back to the original post, the worst pizza ever made was Pizza Hut's 4-For All.
http://www.pizzahut.com/menu/images/fullmenu/4forall.jpg

This thing was an absolute bitch to make and if you had consecutive orders of them on a Friday night you were fucked. I thought they tasted like shit and were a big waste of money. That and the costumers stopped ordering them after about 3 weeks.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

EDIT: Back to the original post, the worst pizza ever made was Pizza Hut's 4-For All.

FUCKING A. I have never waited so long for a pizza. It was the worst birthday party of my life. It drove me to the point to crave Chucky Cheese's, which runs a close second.

[WhiteRat]

The 4-For-All debuted during the 2004 Super Bowl and was heavily marketed. Naturally, we were swamped with orders for them that night. Well the next day we had run out of the dough (Remember, it's frozen) to make them, so whenever a customer ordered one we just gave them 4 personal pans. No one ever complained or noticed.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

getting hamburger meat on pizza has started to become popular lately for some reason. i bought a digorno pizza and it had ground beef on it I almost didn't eat it.
I think it's just a way for businesses to capitalize on stupid ghetto people by selling them cheap meat instead of good meat.

Hell no. The so called "ghetto" people (that you call them. I say urban) fucking hate hamburger meat on pizza at my school. Their like "That shit is nasty dog!" and Im like "word!". Then they get the buffalo chicken kind and I tell em "Thats fucking gross".

But seriously the 4-for-all sucked dick.

[Yggdrasill]

Does pizza hut still sell that lasagna pizza?

That shit is NASTY

[kahljorn]

Ghetto white people, then. White trash people but hamburger meet in everything in my experience.

[GADZOOKS]

thanks everyone (except zelda who is a fucking idiot and racist), the show went off without a hitch. The winner was Pizza Hut as a whole, more specifically Pizza Hut Express, which there was some gross stories :(

[FartinMowler]

we dont have dominos in canada :(

and with dip n, strips pizza dont even bother rippin the crust just dip the whole fuckin thing in the sauce.

I'm in Canada and have a Dominos down the street. I don't like there pizza.

[Fathom Zero]

Chicken on pizza.

[SKATERMONKEY]

anchovies.

[Grislygus]

Chicken on pizza.

How DARE you. This is grounds for a blood feud, mister.

[Fathom Zero]

You wanna go? Cuz I can throw down. You don't want none of my

CHICAGO DEEP DISH GOODNESS.

I make it in a pot. What do you make, monkey boy?

[Grislygus]

I can make pure awesomeness, that's what.

[executioneer]

barbecue chicken pizza is totally delicious

[GADZOOKS]

guys the shows over, it's time to move on

[Grislygus]

It's not over 'till the fat lady sings, and I don't see Noodles anywhere.

[Womti]

http://www.mcfun.com/images/thumb_coupon_pizza.gif
;o

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Rip n' Dip pizza is back. Ick.

[Divisible by Waffle]

Oh fuck, I think WHAT just won. As if their burgers aren't bad enough.

Worst pizza I've ever had is probably the garlic chicken pizza from Papa Murphy's, when they started using that really shitty chicken on it. It used to be awesome.

EDIT: Shit, I must need glasses or something. I thought that zelda had posted on the 18th, not the 8th. Oh well.

[Robodie III]

I have to agree on the 4 For All Pizza. Dividing a pizza into four pizzas, each with their own crusts turns the pizza into nothing but crust. It increases the surface area and stuff. At least with stuffed crust pizza you can avoid the offending crust.

[Grislygus]

Trust me, the fat lady has fucking sung already.

[executioneer]

the worst pizza invention is when they invented the idea to close down almost all of the little caesar's pizzas everywhere :(

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/fat20lady20sings.jpg

[WhiteRat]

the worst pizza invention is when they invented the idea to close down almost all of the little caesar's pizzas everywhere :(

There is still a few of them up and running in Minnesota. In St. Cloud, a city of about 50,000, there's actually 2 of them. A stand alone store and one jammed into a K-Mart. How can you beat a large 1 topping loaded with cheese for only 4.99?

[executioneer]

that was why the ALMOST >:

i don't wanan drive to hillsboro oregon to get it :(

[Esuohlim]

There are a ton of Little Caeser's around here but that's only because the guy who owns them also owns the Detroit Tigers and Red Wings. I've been pretty much taking them for granted though :(

[kahljorn]

i think little caesars tastes like soggy assholes.

[noob3]

in oklahoma there is a little ceasars pretty much on every block

sooo good for $5

[executioneer]

ARGH QUIT

[kahljorn]

yea eating soggy assholes is a great deal at 5 dollars

i make my own pizzas for like $4.00 and it doesn't look/taste like soggy assholes.

[executioneer]

i don't think that they taste like soggy assholes, they're at bare minimum better than dominos

[executioneer]

BUT THEN AGAIN ITS BEEN PROBABLY 15 YEARS SO HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW ANYMORE :(

[WhiteRat]

ARGH QUIT

May I suggest some Crazy Bread to calm your nerve?

[executioneer]

*shoots this thread w/ a gun*

[FartinMowler]

we dont have dominos in canada :(



I live in Canada and I have a Dominos down the street :| Salty shit pizza

[Esuohlim]

You already responded to that statement in this thread Fartin, sheesh

[kahljorn]

That's part of fartinmowlers sense of senile humor.

[GADZOOKS]

You already responded to that statement in this thread Fartin, sheesh

Hahahaha, he lost his fucking mind.

Oh man, I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

[executioneer]

ha ha fools now i am eating litel caesars pizza whose laughing now

[executioneer]

and it is totally awesome ps totally worth driving 23 miles >:

[GADZOOKS]

did you get some crazy bread?

[executioneer]

awww yeah

[Durin]

Hmmmm. May be off topicl but some restaurant I went too once had a fucking great chicago deepdish bacon scheesburger pizza.

On the topic of crap pizza, ima have to go with Stouffers Frozen French Bread Pizza. I would rather make love to a pizza hut pizza than even touch one of those frozen shits.

[Geggy]

I'm gonna go ahead and jump on the domino hater wagon because they tastes like cardboard with cheese and sauce thrown on top of it

[Geggy]

Speaking of frozen pizzas, how about those red barons? They're awesome, especially the 8 pack bite size kinds, just so as long you heat them up using conventional oven instead of zapping them with microwaves which is an absurd way of cooking a pizza.

[GADZOOKS]

I was big on "The Baron" back when I was broke. But now that I make six figures a year I can afford Digornio and Frechetta.

[Durin]

Oh, the other kind of frozen pizzas ive had are great. Just not the ones I mentioned. And know that i've thought about it, a pizza hut pizza would be warm, squishy, i could easily cut a hole in it, and it would never complain, and when I was done I could eat it...

[FartinMowler]

I just ordered Pizza...one medium bacon cheese burger with pineapple on side and one cheese only...KEVIN!!!!!!

[Fathom Zero]

I just made a pizza, bitches.

[GADZOOKS]

Good for you, sheesh :elainerolleyes

[Yggdrasill]

You guys Tombstone's garlic bread pizza is amazing and like $3.50 at wal-mart.

[Angryhydralisk]

Okay, I just recently got to go to a Mr. Gatti's a few months back. Their pizza tastes like it has Bleach for one of the toppings.

[noob3]

probably some asshole was washing dishes used bleach on the pan/pizza roller (more likely) and cut it without rinsing the untensils properly

the worst pizza invention is easily parmasean, because most pizza places leave it uncovered and roaches love that shit. usually they will just scoop the roaches out, and then proceed to top your breadsticks, fill the parmasean cups & containers with the said, roachy cheese

[Angryhydralisk]

But I've been there twice...and the pizza tasted that way both times. At two different Mr. Gattis.

[kING k00kY]

I used to LOVE pizza hut back in the day, I cant Stand it now.

Although the cheesey bites pizza was AMAZING imo, i loved the twisted crust pizza but other than that DO NOT WANT

now dominos, when i used to chill at my friends house his mom would order it and i could swear when i ordered it on my friday and saturday night pizza days it tasted different. The philly cheesesteak pizza was TERRIBLE i loved the double melt lol but the thin crust pizza LITERALLY tastes like cardboard with a smoked touch lol.

Then papa johns came to new york!

But yeah i HATE HATE HATE beef. and papajohns meatball pizza was disgustin

[noob3]

IDK why people complain about beef being cheap, when they have things like jalapeneos as topping at all pizza places.

jalapeneos are like $5 a silo. toppings are usually all the same price, gimmie my massacred, ground cow over jalapeneos any day!!!

[Grislygus]

Jalapenos make things spicy, tho


Waidaminute what if you put beef AND jalapenos on a pizza that shit would be crazy and I am genius

[noob3]

haha yea, seriously, dude! you should go to work for pizza hut, they'd be all over marketing the cheapest pizza EVER made!

[Sacks]

You guys are a bunch of pizzafags.

[GADZOOKS]

And you are a whole bunch of stupid, get lost you creep

[Sacks]

I never get lost my brain powers are too vast for me to succumb to mortal complications such as misdirection!

[arg_zombies]

You guys ever heard of Perfect Pizza?
They nick other pizza places boxes and stick Perfect Pizza logos over the other logos :lol
But they're tasty
Tasty tasty

[GADZOOKS]

I never get lost my brain powers are too vast for me to succumb to mortal complications such as misdirection!

I'm going to put you in a labyrinth of pain, son.

[Sacks]

DO IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS! I'LL GET OUT OF IT THAT'S WHAT.

[arg_zombies]

"Please don't cry... it's a waste of good suffering"

[SUFFER]

the dominos oreo pizza
who the fuck wants to eat hot cookie pizza ?

[jackvanseven7]

Dominoes new oreo pizza.
EW!:hangman

[DuFresne]

emoticon lol!

[Matt Harty]

I talked to a Dominoes employee who said he wanted to throw up after eating some. It's just a giant wafer covered in mashed up oreos and a thick creamy semen-like substance that reminds you of the cinnamon stix sauce. Like a Diabetes pizza

[DuFresne]

My girlfriend and I got one yesterday. I didn't know Oreos covered in frosting could be so bland.

[noob3]

who the fuck WOULDN'T want hot cookie pizza? i'd pour that shit in my pants if it wasn't made by dominos

[zeldasbiggestfan]

That made my stomach turn just a little. But Caesars is getting huge here. There was one about 10 miles away and they opened another one right across the street from my school next to the plaza. Its bitchin' to go up there with some friends and get like three pizzas when you all chip in.

[noob3]

yeah when they quit doing delivery & started doing the $5 thing, A LOT of them popped up. the only thing is, they raised the prices on everything else now. ie, 20 ounce sodas are 1.29 instead of 99, bread sticks are 1.50 instead of 99, the sauce is 99 cents up from 50 cents. and the pizzas are usually underdone, you have to request them well done if you want a good pie and that totally negates the "hot and ready for $5" thing

(i cant stand a underdone pizza, it's like you are eating a cheesey doughnut. disgusting)

[GADZOOKS]

pizza is a popular food these days....do you think pizza will lose it's place in pop culture like peanuts did? will americas thirst for grease be quenched....these are things to think about in the upcoming election

youtube

[Odd Duck]

The Oreo Pizza doesn't make any sense. Why couldn't they make it a pie or something?

When I saw the ad on TV, it just looks...unnecessary. Besides, KFC already has Oreo cake.

[Durin]

Ya know, maybe we could work a little in reverse here. how about pizza oreos, of KFC chickin oreos. Now THAT would be something...

[Kenster102.5]

we dont have dominos in canada :(

and with dip n, strips pizza dont even bother rippin the crust just dip the whole fuckin thing in the sauce.

Dude you just need to look in Ontario we do.

[Kenster102.5]

The worst shit ever is that Delicissoso It is just a small ass slic with really bad dough.

[JediScum]

I clicked on a Yahoo news blurb yesterday about this place in NYC that sells a pizza for $1000.00. Can't find link now and too lazy to Google but, it's supposed to come topped with lobster(might be good), i think 4 different types of caviar and some blend of high-dollar, foo-foo cheeses (article didn't list which). I've never partaked of the fish eggs yet, so maybe that would taste good, i don't know.
However, if i'm going to pay a grand for a pizza, it better be able to drive me to the liquor store, blow me, do my laundry, go on another beer run and blow me again.
Thing is, the article I read claimed this restaurant (in a hotel, i think) has actually sold ten of these. Ridiculous.

[Mintrude]

That cheese in a Stuffed Crust. I swear, you could use it as a bungee rope.

[Obscurus Lupa]

Buffalo sauce as the pizza sauce. I seriously could only eat one slice before I was sick.