Attn: All

[Homowner]

I declare a mock war on all users of this board. I am the best. I am superior. I am Homowner, God of Ass Kickery and vanquisher of shit-dickery. True story. Prove me wrong.

[Guitar Woman]

Well you have "homo" in your name I'd say it's a pretty fair bet that you aren't that great

[Homowner]

False statement. Alexander the Great, a homosexual faggot who took cocks up his asshole, was one of the most powerful and brilliant generals of all time. He conquered much of the known world, from Greece all the way to the Hindu Kush Mountains. Homosexuality and sheer greatness are in no way related.

However, I am not a homo. My name is derived from the words of two other brilliant men who go by the names "Beavis" and "Butthead."

[MrAdventure]

http://home.comcast.net/~nicsr/youglyman.jpg

uh guess who just got real ugly it's you you wimp

[Guitar Woman]

Alexander the Great, a homosexual faggot who took cocks up his asshole, was one of the most powerful and brilliant generals of all time.
Are you going by the Peter Chung version, which is obviously the only real version that anyone should be going by?

[Homowner]

uh guess who just got real ugly it's you you wimp


Ugliness has no effect on Geezer Butler's ability to play a bass...He wrote N.I.B. There is no song with better bass than the beginning of N.I.B. (sometimes refered to as "Bassically.")

[MrAdventure]

http://home.comcast.net/~nicsr/youglygirl.jpg

lets see how you deal with being a girl now not so well i bet

[Fathom Zero]

Oh god somebody came.

[Fathom Zero]

By the way, HELL MAN, you need to sign up in the official thread if you want to particpate in the Mock War.

[Homowner]

Yeah. Fathom Zero led me hear You have him to thank. I notice that Fathom has been hoo hoo'ing me by posting pictures of The A-Train. I would like to let you all know that I was the first person in the history of the internet to post a picture of The A-Train. Thank you all.

[Guitar Woman]

led you "hear," huh

[Terra]

homowner your village is missing you

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, shit, now you've got Terra on your case. You better run, boy!

[Fathom Zero]

He's too manly, Terra best back off.

[Guitar Woman]

Guys, I think we should make a rule where we can't ask any faggots from other places to come here because it just leads to shitty stuff like this thread

[MrAdventure]

i think it is pretty clear that i am the winner better luck next time you slobs

[Bubsy]

homeowner more like homeBONER!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

[Homowner]

led you "hear," huh

Yes. I learned to hear thanks to him. That was a play on words, using the verb "hear" as the name of a place.

homowner your village is missing you

No, my village is known as Herndon, not Missing You.

Guys, I think we should make a rule where we can't ask any faggots from other places to come here because it just leads to shitty stuff like this threadThis thread is not shitty. This is probably the best thread ever created. That is because it was created by me. I am the best person ever to exist. True story.

homeowner more like homeBONER!!!!!!!!!!! :lolMy name already contains sexual innuendo. You have accomplished nothing but the spread of sheer shit-dickery.

[Guitar Woman]

Seriously, where the fuck are you from

Is it Maddox Addicts

I bet it is

[Homowner]

Maddox is quite brilliant. He has taught me much about ass-kickery and manliness over the years. However, his fans are all dumb cunts, and unworthy of bearing witness to my superiority.

I come from a much better place (although it has fallen victim to cuntiness over the past few weeks). That place is www.hideoutheretics.net

[Guitar Woman]

Christ, the fact that you think maddox is brilliant proves what a dumb cunt you are. I used to post on his shit forums, and even then I knew he was a fucking boring unfunny and generally worthless piece of human trash. Leave us the fuck alone and go back to your shitty shit forums before I fucking wreck you.

[Homowner]

Wreck me? Sounds sexy. Sign me up.

[xbxDaniel]

Dude, do you see how he just turned that around on you?!?!?

He's a natural guys, you should totally sign up for Mock Wars. Oh, and if you see a guy named Chojin tell him off. That'd be sooo cool.

[Fathom Zero]

I am pleased at the amount of "cunts" in this thread.

[Guitar Woman]

After scrutinizing your forums I can see why you'd wanna come here instead. Is that place some kind of gay radio station fansite or some shit

[Homowner]

Yes. But the show the forum is devoted to is off air for now...and most likely forever. Now the forum is just 2 drunkards, a macaca, and a teenage asian kid.

[Guitar Woman]

PS MORE LIKE HOMOBONER LOL

[bigtimecow]

alright, so fuck you dude

[Fathom Zero]

I'd be willing to bet you'd all enjoy Gigermunit.

[Homowner]

Guitar Woman? More like Sitar Mo-Man! M I RITE?


Speaking of sitar, I sure do love how the sitar is used in the song "Paint it Black." That is probably one of the greatest songs ever. It just sounds so ahead of it's time. It was made in 1966, but sounds so modern. Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are quite talented composers. Although not nearly as talented as Tony Iommi and Geezer Butler.

[bigtimecow]

alright, so fuck you dude

[Homowner]

Go fuck your mother.

[sadie]

homowner, it's not nice to come to a new place and use such filthy language. you don't want to have to sit in the time-out chair, now, do you?

[Guitar Woman]

I don't think this guy gets the Guitar Woman inside joke yet

[bigtimecow]

this guy means business

and i mean BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZNESSSSSSS

[Homowner]

Ok...I'll use racial slurs instead...kike.

[Grislygus]

I always thought that was spelled with a 'y'.

[Guitar Woman]

PS THE JOKE ISN'T THAT I'M JEWISH :rolleyes

[bigtimecow]

homowner, did you know that guitar woman ISN'T a woman?

lol!!! use it against her!! i mean him!
oh man homowner

[Goat Cheese]

MrAdventure has got you under his adventurey thumb.

[Homowner]

lol!!!


You used the phrase "lol." You have now lost all credibility. You lose, good day sir.

[xbxDaniel]

This thread has limitless potential I tell ya.

[Grislygus]

That one never had any credibility, young Skywalker,

[bigtimecow]

oh man, a willy wonka quote!

you were made for the internet

[Grislygus]

DAMMIT EVERYONE ELSE IS QUICKER ON THE DRAW

[xbxDaniel]

Blame Quick Reply.

[Grislygus]

I do, sir. I do.

[Homowner]

oh man, a willy wonka quote!

you were made for the internet


No. I invented that quote long before that movie was made. It was all me. They're stealing my ideas.

[Guitar Woman]

Are you trying to act all big like your hero maddox, because it isn't fucking working.

[Goat Cheese]

http://themot.org/gallery/d/83046-1/foolstatusMrT.jpg

[Guitar Woman]

lol that was hilarious are you gonna post a picture of some dogs in mid run and caption it "hover dogs" now too

[bigtimecow]

oh man

[Fathom Zero]

Maddox was your hero first, Mrs. Spaz.

[Guitar Woman]

ha ha what

[Fathom Zero]

Yes, I am insinuating that you're married.

[Guitar Woman]

To Maddox? Pfft, he only likes fat chicks.

Of course, if you've never checked out the picture thread on MM you probably won't get that joke

[Homowner]

oh man


Wow. This post added so much to the thread. Thank you for making such well written and insightful posts. I was about to leave this place for good, but then I saw how clever your post was and decided to stay.

[bigtimecow]

+1 for pointless posts then i guess =/

[Goat Cheese]

WOAH DUDE

[Guitar Woman]

I like how homowner "gets" this forum

[Terra]

okay no more posts on the homo boner thread. stop feeding the fucktard

[Esuohlim]

Wow this forum server switch has really opened the door to an influx of gays

[Esuohlim]

Oh haha by the way Terra (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=2221) This message is hidden because Terra is on your ignore list (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/profile.php?do=editlist).

It works :D

[Terra]

yet you still fester to respond? oh milhouse where IS your girlfriend at this hour???

[Fathom Zero]

He can't hear you.

You're not on his level.

[Esuohlim]

Hey Fathom what's up :D

[Fathom Zero]

Nothin' dude, moving PSX games over to my Xbox.
How 'bout you?

[Esuohlim]

Well have you heard about my nipple :x

[Fathom Zero]

As a matter of fact, no.

Tell me about it.

[Homowner]

I like how I already have three pages of hate against me. In just one topic I managed to make everyone hate me. That is one of the things that makes me great. I have the ability to spread my anger, bittnerness, and hate very rapidly. True story.

[Guitar Woman]

Pfft, that's nothing. I remember at one time or another there would be at least 5 "Guitar Woman" threads on the front page of the Mock Wars at any given point in the day.

Good times :<

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/Hemmorage.gif

[Homowner]

Haha. That was genius. Posting a picture. I never would have thought of that. You are quite the clever guy, Grislygus.

[Fathom Zero]

Hey, Grisly. Did you draw that?

[Grislygus]

Yeah, why?

[Fathom Zero]

THAT'S AWESOME.

[liquidstatik]

HOMOWNER I'M HERE TO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME I THINK I HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT

[liquidstatik]

I already won this thread, by the way. :rollseyes

[liquidstatik]

wwhoooops i thought i was logged in on another account ;<

[Homowner]

HOMOWNER I'M HERE TO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME I THINK I HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT


LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS CATCH YOUR ATTENTION!

I already won this thread, by the way. :rollseyes

false. You managed to type a message in all caps, and then later triple post.

[liquidstatik]

false. You're the only one seeing caps, man :rollseyes

[Fathom Zero]

I SeE CaPs.

[Goat Cheese]

I hope theres a beatdown. Im betting on you liquidstatik.

[Bubsy]

guys watch out i think homoboner needs a nap :lol

[Fathom Zero]

After scrutinizing your forums I can see why you'd wanna come here instead. Is that place some kind of gay radio station fansite or some shit

Well, granted it's not on par with MADDOX MANIA, but I think we can hold our own.

[kahljorn]

He can't hear you.

You're not on his level.
hilarious

[Wiffle Bat]

Homeowner, do you like candy?

[Homowner]

Do you like homosexual africans who come from the planet, ANUS?

[xbxDaniel]

So you don't like candy then?

[Homowner]

I love candy. Especially Strangers With Candy. What a great show that was. Too bad the movie blew hard cock.

[kahljorn]

Too bad you blow hard cocks with your mouth.


Let me guess you're going to point out how uncreative gay joks are!!!!!! that's an interesting route but I have to say it's pretty uncreative to comment that gay jokes are uncreative. So maybe you should try another route.:squigly

[Grislygus]

FISHY FISHY

[Homowner]

Too bad you blow hard cocks with your mouth.


Let me guess you're going to point out how uncreative gay joks are!!!!!! that's an interesting route but I have to say it's pretty uncreative to comment that

False. I just did make a gay joke. In fact, it was in the post made prior to yours. I am not going to point out the lack of creativity found in gay jokes, but the lack of creativity in pretty much copying my post.

[kahljorn]

Whatever cockblower

with a copyright on gay

[kahljorn]

or maybe that should be cock BOWLER lol

you take sports seriously

[Homowner]

One time I bowled with my cock. I used my cock to lift up bowling balls and then push them into the pins. I scored 300. True story.

[kahljorn]

that's physically impossible :rolleyes

[Goat Cheese]

not for Chojin.

[xbxDaniel]

You guys are all being so mean to Homowner. :(

Don't you know he's just doing this all for attention, unlike Juttin, his daddy loved him too much. He's doing this all to compensate for that. He's afraid that if somebody really does like him, he'll get raped in the ass again.

It's sad, really.

But don't worry Homowner, I'm here for you. ;)

[kahljorn]

Maybe we could merge goat cheese and homowners account and with goat cheeses.. jokes, and homowners cornball wit we could have:
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e58/leelee44/candy_corn_dancing_Newbig.gif

[Goat Cheese]

ha ha funny man.

[jin]

Do you think your wu-tang style can defeat me?

en garde!

[Womti]

I like how I already have three pages of hate against me. In just one topic I managed to make everyone hate me. That is one of the things that makes me great. I have the ability to spread my anger, bittnerness, and hate very rapidly. True story.

I dont really like you that much :\

[Schimid]

hey guys goold ol'd schimid here!

whats the haps, freinds o mine??

[Schimid]

hahah boy howdy you guys really have a great thread here!

[Schimid]

oh and in that first post i meant to say "freinds" instead of "freinds" sorry i'll try to do better!

[Schimid]

whoops sorry again guys "friends"

[kahljorn]

Are you sure this is a great thread? Are you sure it's not the gravitational pull of homowners mighty ego that has drawn all this "greatness" here? I mean it's like he said, he's sooo cool that like he already has three whole frigin pages of hate against him. Man, you better balance that into your checkbook, that's pure value! Like gold or something.

[Fathom Zero]

Or rupees.

[Homowner]

Or ****** semen.

It's funny because I used a racial slur, which in no way contributed to the funniness (or lack thereof) of this post.

[Guitar Woman]

Are we still posting in this shitty thread?

[Homowner]

Yes. You are all drawn to my sheer ass kickery.

[Emu]

I don't like this therad.

[Emu]

Wait fuck I made a tyop

fukc

i can't fEDIT ANHYTHG!

[Guitar Woman]

Are you trying to be completely over the top with your narcissism? Because it's not working.

[Homowner]

That is because in actuality, I am an extremely insecure person. I like to act narcissistic over the internet to make up for the inadequacies in my life. True story.

[Guitar Woman]

Me too but when I do it I don't fuck up horribly

[Goat Cheese]

I don't know about you guys but homowner is a rebel.

in a bad way.

[kahljorn]

You know what else doesn't contribute to your posts being funny?

You.

[Schimid]

hey guys just stopping in again before i grab a bite to eat, HEY i saw something really cool wanna know what it was?

[Schimid]

i'll tell you! it was a cat, i think he got run over

[Schimid]

at first i was like, ew, super gross! right? well then my friend, like, said the same thing so we agreed!

[Schimid]

it was the craziest thing ever! and you know what happened after that? we went to denny's and ate!

[Schimid]

i got the grand slam breakfast, i think, but he got something like the rooty tooty or something that sounded gay lol!

[Schimid]

oh wait no that's ihop but still denny's has good pancakes and at affordable prices!

[Schimid]

you know, i used to sleep in the benches at denny's after eating with my family and they would get mad at me for embarassing them!

[Schimid]

i mean, seriously come on parents that's not cool!! like i'm supposed to stay awake until THEIR finished eating, what selfish brats!

[executioneer]

is this the new chat room thread

[Schimid]

oh hi executioneer have you ever eaten at a denny's before? if so, how did you enjoy it?

[Schimid]

actually on second thought can i have a likert scale example of that enjoyment please?

[Schimid]

for scientific validity, you understand

[Womti]

That is because in actuality, I am an extremely insecure person. I like to act narcissistic over the internet to make up for the inadequacies in my life. True story.


I fucking hate the way you've been ending just about every other goddamn thing you say with this. True story.

[kahljorn]

yea.. i noticed that too, which is partly why I said he has "Cornball wit." If I end every ridiculous thing i say with, "True story" then it'll be funny. Don't drive the joke into the ground. Also he said "Ass kickery" which makes me think he's 17 years old. Ass kickery dickory dock, the fag blew the cock. <fill in the blanks>
personally i was thinking:
Ass kickery dickory dock, the fag blew the cock. the cock got hard the clown went down ass kickery dickory dock.

denny's=slightly above shit

[Grislygus]

Wow, Schimid single-handedly dove in with a plunger and saved the thread. I salute you.

[Homowner]

I prefer the food at iHop to the food at Denny's. However, I like Denny's because the food is cheaper. True story.

[Womti]

True story.


:lol:explode

[Goat Cheese]

I prefer the food at iHop to the food at Denny's. However, I like Denny's because the food is cheaper. True story.

:lol:explode

VERBAL EMPHASIS.

[Johnnie]

Homowner, why do you talk like that?
are you trying to flaunt intelligence you clearly don't have?
Fucking loser..

[Homowner]

Homowner, why do you talk like that?
are you trying to flaunt intelligence you clearly don't have?
Fucking loser..

Why do you talk like that? Are you writing a book of free verse poetry?

[kahljorn]

Hello. Nice to meet you. In some prestigous parts of this democratic country I am known by my voted name of Cacapoopoopeehead, but on this message board you all can call me my birth name of Homo Owner. Just Homo please, no need to be formal -- After all, aren't we all friends? I've come here to tell you a story, a story you may have heard before, or maybe you didn't hear it. Regardless, it's a story that has been heard before. Or maybe I'm making it up. Regardless of that as well, I have a story, a story of my youth. One time when I went to my friends house who lived on a farm, there was a bull who lived there like an old hermit who hated civilization (except farms). Now this bull was mighty and he had glaring red eyes and a pocketwatch, and his tail curled like the mighty river of colorado. Sometimes I would speak with this bull, to try to learn from him how he became so mighty and where he bought his pocket watch. Well, it turns out his pocket watch is from Sears and Roebuck, wow! what a surprise, here i was expecting to have to travel to some expensive exotic jewelry when I could get it in my hometown. Thank you, Mr. Bull, your behavior was truly amicable and concerned. He was more reluctant to tell me how he became so mighty. so I developed a plan. What does a bull want more than anything? A rodeo? No. No they probably hate those. Who likes to be ridden all day for 15 seconds by men wearing chaps except gay whores. So, I thought some more, and read some books by a man by the name of Dale Carnegie. So I gave the book to the bull and he asked if he looked like he could read, so i said, "What does the red eye make it hard to see" and he was all yea it's like smoke is in my eyes all the time. So I bought him some visine which didn't change the color of his eyes at all, they were still as red as the fires of hell, but he said his eyes felt better. So then the bull imparted this mind breaking story: When he was born, he was born to a cow, the cow was fucked by a bull, that bull came out of a cow, that cow fucked a bull. end of story. So, logically, I tried to crawl into a cow's womb -- to little avail. In the end, I was forced to resorting to drinking 15 bottles of milk. When I was a child my parents told me I was lactose intolerant but I never believed them and now I had proved them wrong and they were dead because they died in a car accident when I was five. Suddenly I realized the world around me was not quite as I perceived, and I had overcome all obstacles, percevered and became king. I felt as if I could conquer the entire world. This was a mighty lesson to a wayward youth who felt he had no place in the world and could become nothing... now... now i knew i could do anything. I flew with the eagles. True story.

[Johnnie]

Why do you talk like that? Are you writing a book of free verse poetry?

been writing too many essays lately, college sucks. but getting back to the topic..why do you have to express yourself like that? Be yourself.

[Homowner]

been writing too many essays lately, college sucks. but getting back to the topic..why do you have to express yourself like that? Be yourself.

I am being myself, by being somebody.



You say you don't wanna run and hide
A face that no-one knows
And everyone ya meet, you're gonna show
You're nobody's slave, nobody's chains are holdin' you
You hold your fist up high,
And rule the zoo


Oh, you just got to be
Up high where the whole world's watchin me
Cause I, I got the guts to be somebody......to cry out


I wanna be somebody,
Be somebody soon
I wanna be somebody
Be somebody too


You say you don't wanna starve
Or take the table crumbs that fall
You don't wanna beg or plead at all
You don't want no nine to five
Your fingers to the bone
You don't want the rock piles' bloody stones


Oh, you just got to be
Up high where the whole world's watchin me
Cause I, I got the guts to be somebody.....to cry out


I wanna be somebody,
Be somebody soon
I wanna be somebody
Be somebody too


I want shiny cars and dirty money
Lotsa rock and roll
I will live in fame and die in flames
I'm never gettin' old


I wanna be somebody,
Be somebody soon
I wanna be somebody
Be somebody too


I'm gonna be somebody,
I'm gonna be somebody

[Grislygus]

I'm runnin' FREE yea,
I'm runnin' free
I'm alive,
I'm alive and I'm me
I've just got to be free, I'm alive to the world
I'm free
I'm free
An' freedom tastes of reality,
I'm free
I'm free
an' I'm waiting for you to follow me.

POP QUIZ: How many songs did I just bastardize, and why did each of them rock?

[Johnnie]

Alright, Im done. You unoriginal idiot.
Have a good one.

[Lenor]

Nope .. just another boring thread .. :/ dammit people GET SOME IMAGINATION

[kahljorn]

Ass kickery dickory dock, the fag blew the cock. the cock got hard the clown went down ass kickery dickory dock.

I DEMAND THAT BE NOTICED DAMNIT
Lenor, despite how true what you're saying is, please don't call other people boring.

[Lenor]

kahl - ill make sure an jump rite on that ..

*cough cough* hahaha .. im funny

[Homowner]

kahl - ill make sure an jump rite on that ..

I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough.
I've seen the toughest around.
And I know,
baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. Jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Aaa-ohh Hey you ! Who said that ? Baby how you been ?
You say you don't know, you won't know until we begin.
Well can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump


So, how great is that bluegrass version of "Jump" that David Lee Roth did with the John Jorgenson Bluegrass Band?

[Lenor]

whats with the continous string of lyrics spewing all over this thread? ... ok sure thing ..

but eh' you got the joke haha

[kahljorn]

Please explain this "Joke"

[Lenor]

kahl it was perverted an dirrty... shhhhhh

[kahljorn]

I still don't get it.

[Lenor]

the crazy lyrics kid gets it.. and u dont .. wts

[kahljorn]

So your joke was.. um.. a.. song.. about jumping?
what the fuck is funny about that? What you said doesn't even fit into the song, you just said the word jump.

HAHA LENORE ILL MAKE SURE TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR JOKES MORE IN THE FUTURE

get it? PAY ATTENTION? hahahahahahahaha

[Homowner]

PAY ATTENTION


I've got war on my mind blood on my hands
And love on my head
So open your hands open your mouth
Let it be said
You know I've got it mad in my mind
Don't waste my time it's not going to change
So say what you want spit it out loud
Into my face

And I'll pay no attention

They're gonna tell you where to walk
When to smile and just what to say
They say have your own fun
Make your own mind
And don't make no waves
But if you got a handful of change
Don't throw it away it's gonna come
So say what you want, suck all my
Suck on my brain

And I'll pay no attention

[kahljorn]

OMG HE GOT IT :rave

(jk i actually just made up pay attention like lenor did and then pretended afterwards like i meant it all along)

(OR DID I?)

[Womti]

I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me"
They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else
Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat

Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight
You don't want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing

Get over it
Get over it
If you don't want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, Get over it

It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You're makin' the most of your losin' streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak

You drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass

Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it
Get over it
It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit
Get over it, get over it

[Lenor]

Guitar FUck: This rule you want to make, wouldnt it subsuquently drop your chubby ass outta here real quick?

Kahl: I just felt the need to inform you of the massive serverity of your joke.

[liquidstatik]

guys please don't try and explain jokes to each other kaaayy?

[Lenor]

liquid, sweetie, did you intentionaly bump this thread to post last?

PostWhore :love


Kahl and I, are ok now. :rave

[Fathom Zero]

lol Lenor's got a boner.

[Terra]

and you know what a boner is??

[Lenor]

Obviously not..

Missing the proper equipment, nor can I piss standing up.

[Fathom Zero]

and you know what a boner is??

I know what a fat vagina is.

[Terra]

I know what a fat vagina is.

and i suppose you've thrown your hot dog down that corridor?

[Fathom Zero]

No, and I don't think I want to either.

[Terra]

that's good. it could make you bitter as an old man

[Homowner]

that's good. it could make you bitter as an old man


So that's how I got this way.

[kahljorn]

what's with this "okay" thing just because you talked to me on aim doesnt mean we're friends. TALKING IS NONCONCLUSIVE FOR FRIENDSHIP.

[Terra]

what's with this "okay" thing just because you talked to me on aim doesnt mean we're friends. TALKING IS NONCONCLUSIVE FOR FRIENDSHIP.

if you want non friendship abuse just talk to me: valdonia on google

i promise to hate you forever!! :)

[Seven Force]

what's with this "okay" thing just because you talked to me on aim doesnt mean we're friends. TALKING IS NONCONCLUSIVE FOR FRIENDSHIP.

Can we ever be friends, Kahl?

[Lenor]

Kahl DID I SAY WE WERE FRIENDS? NOPE

I SAID 'OKAY'

blah blah blah.. shut up or ill revert back ... blah blah blah

[kahljorn]

seven force i like you. You make me laugh.

Sometimes you make me uncomfortable though so i just hide my face :(

[Homowner]

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friend




The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

[Seven Force]

seven force i like you. You make me laugh.

Sometimes you make me uncomfortable though so i just hide my face :(

Ok, so that's a good start. :)




...do you think we could ever be lovers, Kahl?

[Seven Force]

i see you hiding now come back :(

[kahljorn]

LOVERS?
Depends, do you want to love someone as dry and unloving as the MOJAVE DESERT?

[Seven Force]

Well if its gritty down there I guess we can apply liberal amounts of lube.

[Homowner]

Speaking of lube, how 'bout that BG44k?

[Fathom Zero]

Was it getting that boring over there?

[Homowner]

Yes. True story.

[Fathom Zero]

Hahahahaha.

[Homowner]

So...anyone here a fan of the the Danish independent film "Gay******s from Outerspace"?

[Fathom Zero]

I was going to suggest the film, but you can't spell Niggas that way.

I think it's too high-brow for those around here, anyway.

[Lenor]

'Nigga what, Nigga why, Nigga please'

*Dedicated to liquid for being so GHHEETTTOOOOO.

[Homowner]

Black Power.

[Fathom Zero]

White powder.

[Homowner]

White Lines.


That is a song by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five.

[Fathom Zero]

No shit.

[Esuohlim]

Homowner more like Homboner

Haha I bet no one else thought of that I am the first

[Lenor]

MORE LIKE HOMESTAR RUNNER

[Homowner]

Homowner more like Homboner

Haha I bet no one else thought of that I am the first


Esuohlim? More like homosexual African.

[Grislygus]

Oh fer fuck's sake. Just go jerk off, or something.

[kahljorn]

HOMO OWNER?

MORE LIKE KENTUCKY IS A STATE

HOMO OWNER

MORE LIKE I HAD BREAKFAST BURRITOS FOR BRUNCH SO I GUESS THEY WERE MORE LIKE BRUNCH BURRITOS

HOMO OWNER

MORE LIKE THE WEATHER IS KIND OF WARM TODAY

HOMO OWNER

MORE LIKE WATER TASTES PLAIN

HOMO OWNER

MORE LIKE GAS PriceS ARE HIgh AND GETTIng highER

HOMO OWNER

MORE LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP

[kahljorn]

HOMO OWNER

MORE LIKE SHIRTS ARE DESIGNED TO BE WORN

HOMO OWNER

MORE LIKE WHOA

HOMO OWNER

MORE LIKE UM IM RUNNING OUT OF BORING THINGS TO SAY

HOMO OWNER

MORE LIKE THAT WAS PRoBABLY THE LAST

HOMO OWNER

MORE LIKE JUST KIDDING PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM

HOMO OWNER

MORE LIKE LACKLUSTER RESPONSE

[Homowner]

Kahljorn?

More like Arrested Development needs to get a new season.

Kahljorn?

More like it sure is great to see that Curb Your Enthusiasm will get a new season.

Kahljorn?

More like Loveline sure does suck with that Stryker cunt.

Kahljorn?

More like I just pre-ordered my copy of "Black Sabbath- Live at Hammersmith Odeon."

[Lenor]

o0o0o I wanna play:
err wait, I do believe I already am!

Homowner-
More like no one cares about your queer TV watching habits!

Kahl-
More like you lost your fucking edge ya bitch!

homowner-
More like it's almost 5am and I still haven't gone to bed!

Kahl-
More like you should really consider going into the hydroponics business!

homowner-
More like you need to gain some type of humor or wit!

homowner-
More like forget the last thing I said, most likely you wouldn't know what to do with it!

homowner-
More like your too boring to even say anything about, and thats pathetic!

[Womti]

this thread sucks

[Homowner]

False. What really sucks is your avatar. Borat is no longer funny. He was only funny on the Ali G Show 3 years ago. He is like Napolean Dynamite, in that he sucks now that he has become popular. However, unlike Napolean Dynamite, Borat was initially funny.

[Womti]

could you please stop being a goddamned fucking android?

[kahljorn]

lol he does act like an android

even his jokes are jokes androids would make!

All of them have that boring unhinged jaw quality.

[executioneer]

man now i'm gonna read all his posts w/ a kryten voice lol :(

[kahljorn]

lol That's why I m ade that whole

HOMOOWNER

LINES INSERTED HERE thing

because it looked like how an android would chat on the internet.

[Homowner]

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Cunt

[Grislygus]

I'm just going to dump Maakies strips into here until everyone leaves.

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/m17.gif

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/m18.gif

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/m642.gif

[executioneer]

that's not gonna scare me away i like maakies

[Grislygus]

That's cool do you think the show's gonna be good

[kahljorn]

the last one made me laugh a lot because the button nose surprised me

[Bubsy]

looks like HOMOBONER got scared away by the I-MOCKERY CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

be proud everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:imock:imock:imock:im ock:imock:imock

[Fathom Zero]

Woooo.

[Homowner]

I ain't never scared.

I forget who did that song. But it sure did blow hard cock. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Some of my best friends are homosexual faggots.

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/m643.gif

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/m26.gif
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/m28.gif)

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/m28.gif

[Homowner]

So, how 'bout that Chris Benoit?

[Fathom Zero]

Captain Cold Cock.

[Bubsy]

f**k you for making fun of boncrusher no seriously FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ArrowX]

I hate you bubsy, I wish I could murder you.

[Bubsy]

yeah come to my house then i live in MOLINE ILLINOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

[ArrowX]

I live in Illinois now

[Bubsy]

:eek !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well come molest my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ArrowX]

I will....inois