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Colewolf
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:21 PM
I have been in Wyomings capitol for almost eight years, and it seems like every girl I have met out here has been in serious need of mental help.

I have delt with everything from the 10 phone calls in one day, to the one that acts like your second mother, and my favorite, "I know we had sex only two days ago, but I am pregnant and you are the father."

Is it like that everywhere else, or do I just need to up my alcohol consumption to adjust?
Goat Cheese
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:39 PM
Women are stupid. be an individual. love yourself.
Colewolf
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:45 PM
About at that point. Figured you would have put in a Broke Back joke, or is that for the other thread?
Chojin
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:46 PM
You need to take some more ultra-cool pictures of yourself in your mom's house with things you bought at the flea market. All the REAL catches on myspace respect that shit.
Colewolf
Feb 1st, 2007, 08:51 PM
You mean something like this?

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j2/colewolf/DrunkenBastards.jpg
Dixie
Feb 2nd, 2007, 03:45 AM
Every female (and every person for that matter) has some kind of hang up, you'll never find a girl without problems. So stop looking and start embracing your homosexuality.
SKATERMONKEY
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:02 AM
reminds me of every chick i've met off the internet i hate it when they say "I love you" when they hardly know you although i do like the ones that buy me stuff.
executioneer
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:05 AM
move out of wyoming, it's like the worst state in the union
Colewolf
Feb 2nd, 2007, 11:57 AM
I thoguht that was West Virginia.
Yggdrasill
Feb 2nd, 2007, 01:00 PM
You can find yourself a real women when you get some muscles! It's true.
FartinMowler
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:07 PM
If I was gay I would move to Wyoming
Colewolf
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:17 PM
I moved here with parents when I was 15 did not really have a choice in the matter but it is better than Ohio or West Virginia.
Dixie
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:21 PM
Don't try and explain. You done fucked up boy.
Colewolf
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:24 PM
Very well believe what you will.
Yggdrasill
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:25 PM
nude pix please colewolf
xbxDaniel
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:26 PM
Hey, take that to the NSFW board mister.
Colewolf
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:37 PM
Ummm no nekkidness damnit. I do not want people to go blind!
Goat Cheese
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:47 PM
don't let xbxdaniel fool you. Post as many naked pictures as you can.On every forum.
Yggdrasill
Feb 2nd, 2007, 05:48 PM
no no no he's gonna send em to me goat cheese
Colewolf
Feb 2nd, 2007, 06:05 PM
Like I said. Do you want to go blind?
Goat Cheese
Feb 2nd, 2007, 06:44 PM
I wanna go erect. by looking at your pasty white body.