Editing

[FartinMowler]

When I post a Script or story I can cut and paste from WORD but it won't be in the same format with the Bold or Italic lettering. Is there a program that will do this? If you could leave edit for the reading section I would be appreciative.

[Guitar Woman]

There's no way to disable or enable editing in specific forums on vBulletin. They're figuring that shit out now, I think.

[GADZOOKS]

We wouldn't of had this problem, Fartin, if it wasn't for the idiot above me editing the archives.

[Guitar Woman]

Is it your fucking mission in life to turn every thread in this forum into a "We hate GW" thread? Jesus, you say I'm creepy, but I don't fucking follow people around on the internet and pester them with tired out and generic insults. Fucking idiot.

[GADZOOKS]

Oh dear, first ZeldasBiggestFan, now you.

[Guitar Woman]

Holy shit, you know what this really reminds me of? When I first joined and wouldn't stop bothering Jixby about his guy in a bread slice costume avatar. You've essentially become Akira teh Cat. :<

[GADZOOKS]

Is it your fucking mission in life to turn every thread in this forum into a "We hate GW" thread? Jesus, you say I'm creepy, but I don't fucking follow people around on the internet and pester them with tired out and generic insults. Fucking idiot.

Flashback to 1999

Is that all you can fucking do? Try to fucking insult me? Shut the fuck up you fucking cocksmoker. Thats all you fucking do and I havent said shit to you you motherfucker. Fuck you. Son of a bitch.

Like reflections from a Funhouse Mirror

[Guitar Woman]

MEANWHILE:

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3567/z1511008yl9.jpg
HI I'M GADZOOKS TEH CAT AND I SAY FIVE PHRASES HERE TRY ME

*PUSH*

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3567/z1511008yl9.jpg
YOU SUCK GO AWAY I HATE YOU YOU'RE AN IDIOT SHUT UP

COOL HUH

I ALSO FOLLOW PEOPLE AROUND I DON'T LIKE AND BUG THE SHIT OUT OF THEM AND THEN SNICKER WITH ALL MY NO VIRGINS ALLOWED DOT COM BUTT BUDDIES

GOOD THING THIS FORUM HAS AN IGNORE FEATURE OTHERWISE YOU'D PROBABLY NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT!

[GADZOOKS]

That's only four, kid

EDIT: WAIT A SECOND, HE ADDED ONE :rolleyes

[Guitar Woman]

1. You suck
2. Go away
3. I hate you
4. You're an idiot
5. Shut up

I'd advise you to now take a look at number 4 again, idiot

[GADZOOKS]

Come again?

[Guitar Woman]

Did you really not understand my post? Do you want me to explain it to you or something?

[GADZOOKS]

Can you do it without crying? I know you are a girl and all but, sheesh.

[Guitar Woman]

EDIT: WAIT A SECOND, HE ADDED ONE :rolleyes:
I might edit my posts a lot, but I wouldn't stoop so low as to do it in the middle of an INTERNET BATTLE. Seriously, just what the fuck do you think I am?

[GADZOOKS]

I'm sorry I didn't know we were battling. I don't fight girls.

[Guitar Woman]

Pussy.

[GADZOOKS]

Puppy :)

[Guitar Woman]

To be fair, I hate you a lot less now that you've lost that Sam Kinison Beetlejuice avatar. :<

[DuFresne]

Is it weird if I still hear a girl's voice in my head whenever I read something from Spaz? Am I the only one?

[Guitar Woman]

When I type and proofread my posts it's in a girl's voice, even when I'm posting on other forums as Mr. Resistor. Old habits die hard, I guess. :x

[Zomboid]

To be fair, I hate you a lot less now that you've lost that Sam Kinison Beetlejuice avatar. :<
Are you hitting on him now? You just don't quit, do you?

[FartinMowler]

this is about as insightful as the Meaning of life thread

[Seven Force]

Fartin Mowler
Private Dick :/



Mister Will Graham

So where are we headed?

Fartin Mowler

Downtown my friend

The two detectives end up in a Queen St West Apartment building Lobby. A young lady is heading out the door as the detectives are entering

Fartin Mowler

Stop her

A young whore that Fartin Mowler recognizes even though she tries to keep her head down.

Daphne

You like what you see detective?

Lifts up her shirt

Fartin Mowler

Can I have some Syrup with those pancakes?

Mister Will Graham coughs as he tries to hold back laughter

Daphne tries to struggle her wrist out of Mister Will Grahams Grasp


Fartin Mowler

Bring her up

The two detectives enter the room with Daphne who is holding her nose

Daphne

What’s that smell?

Mister Will Graham

Decomp…the smell of death (pauses and then turns around upset) you dirty whore

Daphne (laughs and then lights a cigarette)

So who is it?

Fartin Mowler bends down and searches pocket to find I.D.

I could only find this Porn King Dong Video credit card with the name Animadverto

Mister Will Graham

Looks well used, probably an alias

Fartin Mowler

Yes it does, the magnetic material when you swipe is almost gone

Daphne
Can you pull his pants up? That’s disgusting

Fartin Mowler

What you’re telling me you haven’t seen that wiener before?

Mister Will Graham pulls out a giant Dong in a dresser drawer next too the dead body.

Mister Will Graham

I’m sure this was used more than a few times

Fartin Mowler

What makes you think so?

Mister Will Graham

If you look close you can see brown ring lines that go up the Dong (smiles) it’s like a tree

Daphne (looks bored as she puts another smoke in her mouth)

I don’t get it

Fartin Mowler

I know you killed him

Daphne

Fuck you copper

Daphne pulls her had loose and runs towards the door only to be shot by Mister Will Graham

Back in the Holster Mister Will Graham slowly slides his gun in, but not before he kisses the hot steel and say’s a few words

Mister Will Graham

I don’t like to do stuff like that it bothers me. (Paces the floor and lightly kicks the body).

Fartin Mowler

I know (Fartin notices something about Daphne’s shirt) can you pull up her shirt again?

Mister Will Graham

Why? there not very impressive, I mean I’m sure some guy’s might find that attractive

Fartin Mowler

No look there is another t-shirt under that black one she is wearing

Mister Will Graham

Holy shit you’re right (reads the logo on the t-shirt) Porn King Dong and look she has a pin that say’s “employee of the month” still stuck to it

Fartin Mowler

Well Will are job is done here

Mister Will Graham

Should I put her shirt down chief?

Fartin Mowler

Sure and take a few pictures for later

Mister Will Graham (gives a look of a job well done and high fives Fartin)

Will do

[Seven Force]

Is it your fucking mission in life to turn every thread in this forum into a "We hate GW" thread? Jesus, you say I'm creepy, but I don't fucking follow people around on the internet and pester them with tired out and generic insults. Fucking idiot.

Yes GW, everyone is creepy but you.