YOUTUBE

[Zomboid]

After all that stuff about puppy bowl I wanted to see it so I went on youtube and watched part of an old one or something. Then on the right I saw a link to a video that looked like it had a girl making an ass of herself, so I clicked it and found this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=CQO3K8BcyGM

OVER 2 FUCKING MILLION VIEWS AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT THIS BROAD HAS A SMALL FOLLOWING ONLINE. I don't get how really stupid but good looking girls are made internet celebrities.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Simple. Perky tits and blonde hair wins ratings.

Also, spaghetti (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nwprwCH1QM4).

[Seven Force]

I only use youtube for viewing worthwhile things (and d/loading them cause I hate the users). Those videos are few and far between. That place is nothing but attention-starved morons and anime music videos.

[RaNkeri]

Even I could rap better than her D:

[Esuohlim]

I hate YouTube because of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9vG85jX1g) and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxQW9hyuZVE)

[Seven Force]

good god esuohlim how do you find this shit

[Guitar Woman]

The first one reminded me of the pale man from Pan's Labrynth :<

[Fathom Zero]

Dear lord, I wish I hadn't watched that.

[Guitar Woman]

Retarded crap like this isn't the only thing on youtube. There are a bunch of people who upload full episodes of old cartoons like Aeon Flux and Jonny Quest and stuff :o

[Fathom Zero]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m8LXQZ9Mwh0

[Emu]

And those videos of cartoons get immediately taken down >:

[Esuohlim]

Yeah once I was trying to watch "Doug Bags a Neematoad" and part 2 of 2 was deleted before I got to it. >: Youtube blows

[Esuohlim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPd7Bo1HzOE

lol though

[Seven Force]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78mFokL5QIo

[Guitar Woman]

lol

the kleptomania part was kind of futurama esque :<

[Guitar Woman]

oh also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twuYOi82jdo&mode=related&search=

lol

[GADZOOKS]

There's already a thread for those, stupid

[Guitar Woman]

If it makes you too pissed off to handle, I'll change it, ok? :<

[GADZOOKS]

Wait is ":<" now a get out of jail card for being a dimwit?

[Zomboid]

GW CAN YOU MAYBE JUST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THREADS WHERE NORMAL PEOPLE ARE TALKING?

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah really, this isn't "DJ CONNER COMMENTS ON YOUR YOUTUBES"

I have a youtube video for a great movie I'm downloading.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k802ZQsifE

Jixby didn't like it, he thinks jews and skateboards don't mix.

[Zomboid]

I thought I was the only one who thought it looked like DJ Conner so I didn't wanna mention it and look like a dumbass, but that was the first thing that came to mind after seeing the picture.

That movie looks like it would have a special half hour sneak preview following back to back episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos back in '93 or so. It even featured HOT COFFEE SPILLED ON GENITALS.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a367UDa6xhc

Jet Powered Cat Washer

[Esuohlim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLyTCQLI0SY

This just struck me as funny only because of how mundane it is. He doesn't even get a strike >:

[EisigerBiskuit]

FATHOM TAKE THAT VIDEO DOWN, WETTING A CAT IS NOT COOL THAT IS JUST PLAIN CRUEL

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArA39oGJUOk

[Krythor]

I love on the bowling video that he has the bumpers up and that he hits one of them AND that he doesn't get a strike.

[Womti]

FATHOM TAKE THAT VIDEO DOWN, WETTING A CAT IS NOT COOL THAT IS JUST PLAIN CRUEL
lol at This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by The Walt Disney Company
:<

[Womti]

also, this video is great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVTN5o9Kgu8

[Zomboid]

Man, I'm getting sick of everything being taken down because of copyright infringement >:

[Chojin]

i'm sick of people just posting links and not describing them ;<

[the_dudefather]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz_OgHqZYvA&NR

an angry cat, a really angry cat

[zeldasbiggestfan]

This made my cat wake up like "whuttuhfuh?"

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfGWeul6U5w

Dead Rising, for reeeeeal

[Womti]

i'm sick of people just posting links and not describing them ;<

it's about sexual healing, what more can I say

[zeldasbiggestfan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtWGi1-iIvI

Deeeeeaaaaaaam!

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HLqhIieDDI&mode=related&search=

Killard Willard The Asshole

I'm not saying the handlers didn't deserve it

[FartinMowler]

Don't mess with Kangaroo's :orgasm

[Grislygus]

I like how the host playfully jabbed out at it after it became clearly obvious that it was pissed off.

[Fathom Zero]

lol at This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by The Walt Disney Company
:<

I wonder if the feature where it adds a watermark to all of the edited posts could come back because I could've sworn this said something different.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C7SLyXrNXVU

BAck for a second round, much to the dismay of Disney.

[Womti]

it weas only gone because you removed it anyway, fucktard.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwBsC3dst3I&eurl=

Basically, this was supposed to be a segment on eagles for this show in St. Louis. Half of their footage was useless because of a microphone problem. So to save the segment they got someone to sing a song about eagles, and it's the greatest thing ever. It's like Dog Bites Man but for reals.

Just remarkable, I LOVE IT!

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEvxrE3DTXA

thank you ameen. CHAOS AT CARSON CITY.

[Fathom Zero]

That is the most violent footage I have ever seen. I hope you are ashamed of yourself for letting me watch that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lcRkaXOla4

The best rendition of the Imperial March yet.

[Chojin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz_OgHqZYvA&NR

an angry cat, a really angry cat
DarthSparks (4 weeks ago)
umm i dont get the humor of this....how is a vidoe of a very sick and probally abused cat funny. this is the reason why we have jails and rules

[Emu]

that video about made me cry ;_;

[Chojin]

Jails and RULES

[GADZOOKS]

I think that cat is just being a dick, I mean it's not like it's being starved.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TkFVjEPtnA

My biology professor rapping :( :( :(

This was yesterday at the beginning of class. He was demonstrating how "Bust a Move" represents an example of sexual selection.

[Divisible by Waffle]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Om84Zc4-KcQ

Warning: Will leave skid marks on your soul. Seriously one of the best classic video game ads I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59ZX5qdIEB0

Pretty impressive shit. I can fully appreciate this, as I've played flute for nearly seven years now.

[Blue Fox]

I have to agree with you on the first on DBW, that was awesome!

The game sucked, but its like people will buy anything if the commercials good.

I wonder if it would work with something no one really wanted, like sewage or something.:lol

[Womti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_XrIx2eUGc

GIVE ME EVERYTHING :x

[GADZOOKS]

The only reason you think that game sucks because when you grew up there were far more advance games out there. In the day, Pole Position was boss.

[ArrowX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehn2Me7BXoA

My hometown

Covers the basics of the tow, the York, Dukes, Ramonas, and A slight mention of "bum park"

[GADZOOKS]

Your hometown has a terrible taste in music.

[FartinMowler]

Suggestion to ArrowX...move as soon as you turn 18

[Divisible by Waffle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEvc-0uPF2k&NR

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, old Nintendo commercials were the best.

[Fathom Zero]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sNfNevVeebc

A bunch of Blaxploitation and Grinhounse trailers, including the fabulous "Trouble Man".

He's coming to get your honky ass.

"He has one edge and that's his cool, but that's enough, baby, cause he's thinking all the time. And if he wants your ass, he get's it."

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KRPHf90Fi24

Oh God, this one's even better.

"The Black Connection, Run Nigga Run."

[Womti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-At6wk_fQs

how to get a shit song out of your head

[ArrowX]

canned JLA Pilot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSO7FobnMzc&mode=related&search=

[GADZOOKS]

hey guys! You should use this again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdF2zqs1bxQ

Sexy!

"Where Babay Dog Come From?"

[Chojin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SeUpgDpcmg

This is probably better if you regularly watch poops :<

[Emu]

The part with link and that chick going "yeah!" was the best

[WhiteRat]

Check dis out:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yC_G4n_zKMM

EDIT: also this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=hMCebsCeo1s

[Vendettagainst]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW_p73_paD4

World of Warcraft nerds vs. Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

[Jixby Phillips]

ME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThHHl1Ue4Zc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqw9DU2ex2w

[Chojin]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aCE3ksUJ3BU

I love how she's being all seductive about this

[DuFresne]

"Why did you do that for? It's hurt."

Aiko, the molestable robot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78krbfy9hh0&feature=dir

[WhiteRat]

Vicious Cycles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAj0NvKt9pM

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRlgiF_IPYs

I can't believe I've left this unwatched for so long.

Also, someone alert Jonathan, I've found his future spouse.

[RaNkeri]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw

WE HAVE TO STOP BECAUSE IT CAME SOME STONE...SOMETHING THROUGH TIMO'S SEAT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRlgiF_IPYs



Stop posting stuff like that, it makes me depressed :(

[Seven Force]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nYzsskE5ObA

[stitchfan626]

here's a couple of my youtube vids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buBbvuJD7tE
this was made in response to both the closure of Back to the Future: The Ride and Chris Crocker's Leave Britney Alone

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiYdxbuPkaY
This YouTube Poop was made as a parody of Hotel Mario and Faces of Evil with a Halloween Horror Nights twist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5XD02Ygxw0
another YTP i made

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqVvWoM6Yso
one of my Video Arcade Walkthroughs

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs&feature=bz302

I love Garry's Mod :<

[Chojin]

what is garry's mod :< what does it do :<

[Sam]

:<

[Zomboid]

:<

[WhiteRat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrnVNZpnvRI

Billy Mays raw and uncut

[georgezepeda]

I've been seeing these Obama Girl videos, and she's super hot so I was wondering if any of you people knew her real name? I wonder if she's done anything else besides these videos. This is the newest one of her and she looks smoking hot. I would want her to come and rescue me. :)

Sexy! Flashy! Wonky! Super Obama Girl! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-MCiicH7lY)

[executioneer]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22obama+girl%22+real+name (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22obama+girl%22+real+name)

[Action Ham]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc

I know I'm probably months behind, but I can see why people hate clowns now.

[Esuohlim]

I watched 15 seconds of that and I want those seconds back. >:

[Zomboid]

Yeah, that kinda pissed me off. Then again, so do any of those stupid "OMG LOL LOOK AT THIS IT'S INSANE" kinda videos.

[Geggy]

OMG LOL LOOK AT THIS IT'S INSANE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGiTwcvkcCI

[WhiteRat]

click clack bitch ya heard me?

west palm yee know?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-HrucqUaaZE

[liquidstatik]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DnZVY7ksMr0 D:

[Zomboid]

click clack bitch ya heard me?

west palm yee know?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-HrucqUaaZE

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Man they shot the crap out of some air.

I really love some of these youtube comments.

[liquidstatik]

those people are some dummys :x

[ElPila666]

Ji ji ji (Chucky laugh) keep it coming sadistic stuff!!

[Chojin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNhOYIZG1AI

sevenforce your sister is here to pick you up

[Guitar Woman]

rofl

[WhiteRat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNhOYIZG1AI

sevenforce your sister is here to pick you up

He sounds like he's doing some serious straining on the shitter.

[executioneer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veEfwqE8Snc&feature=user
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu32n0QsKwA&feature=user
zomfg, i found some mad movies :o

[Zomboid]

This is the only kind of girl I can picture most of you ending up with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbooQf-7No&feature=related

[Pub Lover]

That is the real GW. :(

And I would. :(

[Guitar Woman]

hey

[Pub Lover]

You say you wouldn't have made that video, baby? :love

[darkvare]

just because i love myself ;< me preaching
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya1rTYQHm18

[Geggy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJpZ9TFmRS0

flying pizza monster?

[JediScum]

I don't think I can argue with any of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3kttnyQjgA

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnSFGLtlSYo

YES.

[23_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnSFGLtlSYo

YES.
The craziest thing about that video is the fact that the warning at the end was not edited in any way.

[executioneer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UNNXAOCdpI&NR=1

THE BEST PART IS AFTER 1:56

[Esuohlim]

My throat hurts from laughing so hard at that :(

[Guitar Woman]

WalrusGuy is a man among men

[thebiggameover]

This is the only kind of girl I can picture most of you ending up with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbooQf-7No&feature=related
GIB PHONE # NOW PLZ KTHX


in other news, yes i watch aots...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryas9OANw-E

[Fat_Hippo]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QmVhwfFkVFA

I know this is wrong, but I can't help thinking it's funny. Do I need help?

[23_]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QmVhwfFkVFA

I know this is wrong, but I can't help thinking it's funny. Do I need help?
I've added it to my favorites.

[MetroidJunkie2007]

Some people on Youtube are awesome. Aron's 12 fuck you's of online gaming:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8C3yWypDns

[23_]

Some people on Youtube are awesome. Aron's 12 fuck you's of online gaming:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8C3yWypDns
I liked the video until the "Ventrilo harassment has to stop" part.

[Zomboid]

Some people on Youtube are awesome. Aron's 12 fuck you's of online gaming:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8C3yWypDns
That guy is such a loser.

[MetroidJunkie2007]

That guy is such a loser.

What exactly makes him a loser? He makes entertaining videos.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, those videos are hilarious. I especially like how he brandishes "the finger" and is so totally cool.

edit: and asian

[executioneer]

it was entertaining until he started talking

[DuFresne]

I bet this is one of those "awesome people on youtube" he's refering to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbUVFXLxhIM&feature=related

I am eagerly awaiting a video in which he calls us losers.

[executioneer]

oh shit i just remembered, it's zero punctuation day

[DuFresne]

It's a good zero punctuation day, too! Extra long video! ;)

[Zomboid]

These youtube people amaze me. Their video responses are usually priceless and they never seem to realize how pathetic they are.

[executioneer]

It's a good zero punctuation day, too! Extra long video! ;)

i didnt like the censored cusses, i hope that it's just because of the awards ceremony and not setting a trend :(

[MetroidJunkie2007]

I bet this is one of those "awesome people on youtube" he's refering to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbUVFXLxhIM&feature=related

I am eagerly awaiting a video in which he calls us losers.


Incase you can't tell, that's one of MY videos. Exactly what's wrong with a Q & A? Do you get some sort of high by saying EVERYTHING on Youtube is bad?

[DuFresne]

REALLY THATS ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS I HAD NO IDEA METROIDJUNKIE2007 EVEN THOUGH I SAID IN THE POST YOU QUOTED THAT I AM AWAITING A VIDEO IN WHICH YOU CALL US LOSERS THAT WOULD BE A VERY ODD THING TO SAY IF I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU HUH?

Edit: Seriously though, I don't think anyone here would venture to say that everything on youtube is bad (except maybe Zomboid, but he hates everything :rolleyes). It's just not very common around here that someone will find it interesting to watch a kid who thinks he's funny complain about OMG H4X0RS while making HILARIOUS hand gestures or a kid pretending to be Jason Vorhees (sans proper mask :posh) discussing the finer points of Bleach babes. That stuff is a dime a dozen on the internet, and we have a refined taste in our internet crap!

[MetroidJunkie2007]

REALLY THATS ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS I HAD NO IDEA METROIDJUNKIE2007 EVEN THOUGH I SAID IN THE POST YOU QUOTED THAT I AM AWAITING A VIDEO IN WHICH YOU CALL US LOSERS THAT WOULD BE A VERY ODD THING TO SAY IF I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU HUH?

Edit: Seriously though, I don't think anyone here would venture to say that everything on youtube is bad (except maybe Zomboid, but he hates everything :rolleyes). It's just not very common around here that someone will find it interesting to watch a kid who thinks he's funny complain about OMG H4X0RS while making HILARIOUS hand gestures or a kid pretending to be Jason Vorhees (sans proper mask :posh) discussing the finer points of Bleach babes. That stuff is a dime a dozen on the internet, and we have a refined taste in our internet crap!

How exactly is it sans proper mask? Just because I didn't feel like spending $175+ on a fiber glass model and found a cheap foam one? As for the "Bleach babes", that question was asked to me, I don't make them up on the god damned spot.

[Chojin]

YOU CONVINCED ME! You really ARE hilarious.

[mew barios]

i thought the bit about someone pretending to be jason and talking about anime was just a comical joke mashup and not a catalogue of actual events so that's funny

[Zomboid]

CAN WE ASK YOU QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED IN THE NEXT VIDEO? I THINK IT WOULD GIVE US SOME MUCH NEEDED EXPOSURE TO THE BETTER PARTS OF THE INTERNET!

[MetroidJunkie2007]

CAN WE ASK YOU QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED IN THE NEXT VIDEO? I THINK IT WOULD GIVE US SOME MUCH NEEDED EXPOSURE TO THE BETTER PARTS OF THE INTERNET!

That depends, ask away and I'll decide if they're fit to answer. If you're just going to bash Youtube, forget it.

[Emu]

dude fuck yout ube

[Zomboid]

QUESTION 1 - What do you think of animes like Sailor Moon, DBZ, and GUNDAM?
Question 2 - DO YOU LIKE I-MOCKERY?
Question 3? - WHAT DID YOU THINK OF FREDDY VS JASON?

I think those are great questions and I look forward to your answers :)

[Sam]

YOUTUBE MAKES MY STOMACH HURT.

[WhiteRat]

I bet this is one of those "awesome people on youtube" he's refering to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbUVFXLxhIM&feature=related

I am eagerly awaiting a video in which he calls us losers.

ahhhaaaaaaa hhahahaaaaa what a stupid fucking video featuring an even stupider fucking idiot!

[DuFresne]

i kno rite lol

[WhiteRat]

Seriously, what compels people to post shitty vids like this on youtube? Do they really think it's going to get the internet stardom? The videos of Metroid that I watched had less than 200 views and it was some of the most unwatchable shit i've ever seen.

[23_]

Seriously, what compels people to post shitty vids like this on youtube? Do they really think it's going to get the internet stardom? The videos of Metroid that I watched had less than 200 views and it was some of the most unwatchable shit i've ever seen.
What I'm more worried about is, what allows the 0.001% of them to actually achieve this stardom?

[MetroidJunkie2007]

QUESTION 1 - What do you think of animes like Sailor Moon, DBZ, and GUNDAM?
Question 2 - DO YOU LIKE I-MOCKERY?
Question 3? - WHAT DID YOU THINK OF FREDDY VS JASON?

I think those are great questions and I look forward to your answers :)


Something tells me I'm going to omit question 2. Given how the MANY people here are assholes, there's going to be ALOT of cussing involved if I answer that.

Seriously, what compels people to post shitty vids like this on youtube? Do they really think it's going to get the internet stardom? The videos of Metroid that I watched had less than 200 views and it was some of the most unwatchable shit i've ever seen.

Before bashing my videos, how about giving constructive criticism? Better yet, why not make your own? Asshole.

[Fathom Zero]

Don't say "cuss." Please. It sounds like what cattle eat.

[Zomboid]

Go ahead and cuss all ya want. I think the people here can handle it and will treat it as creative criticism! Let us know when you complete it and upload it to youtube.

[WhiteRat]

Before bashing my videos, how about giving constructive criticism? Better yet, why not make your own? Asshole.

Do I need a Jason mask or can I just go as myself. I prefer a Jason mask because my face looks like shit and I have a zit the size of Olympus Mons!

[MetroidJunkie2007]

Do I need a Jason mask or can I just go as myself. I prefer a Jason mask because my face looks like shit and I have a zit the size of Olympus Mons!



You can't even say why you think they're unwatchable shit...

[DuFresne]

If he could watch them to find out, they wouldn't be unwatchable :O

[Pub Lover]

You can't even say why you think they're unwatchable shit...

Rehearse what you're going to say.
Practise reading aloud.
Do the shoot outside, or at least outside of your room.
And the clincher: Have something worth saying.

[Chojin]

also I don't think jason is really anywhere near that fat

[Hangie]

probably old as hell since its 2.3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STLj4ln6sGM

also this one will probably be funny for everyone since its about sex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HatiEHTSV8Q

[Emu]

One WoW thread is more than enough. Burn it

[AChimp]

Horrible videos.

[Zomboid]

TO TIDE US OVER WHILE HE ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0kcQu7cSkE&feature=related

[MetroidJunkie2007]

also I don't think jason is really anywhere near that fat



You do realize I'm not fat, right jack ass?


TO TIDE US OVER WHILE HE ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0kcQu7cSkE&feature=related


You'd better not be mocking THAT video! It's speaking against this song that supports violence against women... Unless you actually SUPPORT that shit!

[RaNkeri]

You'd better not be mocking THAT video! It's speaking against this song that supports violence against women... Unless you actually SUPPORT that shit!

Heh, so I guess your next step is to declare how watching anime taught you to be kind to women and treat them with respect.

[Zomboid]

You'd better not be mocking THAT video! It's speaking against this song that supports violence against women... Unless you actually SUPPORT that shit!
AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO! I BEAT MY LAST GIRLFRIEND UNTIL HER JAW BROKE BUT THE BITCH DESERVED IT FOR LOOKING AT ME COCK-EYED! YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN UNLESS YOU CAN BEAT EVERYONE UP, INCLUDING WOMEN! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!???????????????

[Chojin]

You do realize I'm not fat, right jack ass?

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/metroidlard2007.jpg

Pardon ME - "big boned."

Also, your username is out-of-date.

[Chojin]

also I took the liberty of asking you a few questions on your latest video, I expect them all to be answered in full and maybe with some awkward gesturing, ok?

[Esuohlim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PjDFPwoeSI (NAKED GIRLS AS "ART" NSFW)

Am I the only one that finds this really creepy?

[23_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PjDFPwoeSI (NAKED GIRLS AS "ART" NSFW)

Am I the only one that finds this really creepy?
I don't see anything creepy about it. :confused:

[Esuohlim]

Uh I don't know maybe the whole thing about people paying $1000 to eat food off of a naked girl in a fancy restaurant while she lies there like a corpse is pretty off-putting

I just don't find it particularly sexy but I'm also a flaming homosexual so I guess I'm not the audience for it.

[Fat_Hippo]

I just don't find it particularly sexy but I'm also a flaming homosexual so I guess I'm not the audience for it

Would you find it less scary if they were eating food off a naked man instead?

[Esuohlim]

</sarcasm>

OK well my answer looks like "yes" then, just wondering.

[MetroidJunkie2007]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/metroidlard2007.jpg

Pardon ME - "big boned."

Also, your username is out-of-date.



The jacket's loose. I made the account near 2007 so it's not out of date. Also, bashing someone on their appearance is a new low. Quit being ass clowns and find some reason other than a loose jacket and the fact I can't afford a $70 mask, to find fault in me.


AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO! I BEAT MY LAST GIRLFRIEND UNTIL HER JAW BROKE BUT THE BITCH DESERVED IT FOR LOOKING AT ME COCK-EYED! YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN UNLESS YOU CAN BEAT EVERYONE UP, INCLUDING WOMEN! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!???????????????

You're incredibly pathetic.

[Emu]

:wankyou see this

this is what i'm doing

[executioneer]

mj2007 i find your username belittling to people who have real addictions

how dare you

[Chojin]

You are also incredibly dull, insipidly stupid, and a huge liar because you made your account here this month.

I am arranging for a truck to hit you outside of your high school as we speak

[Zomboid]

He won't be there. He'll be going around defending women from JACKASSES who try to HURT them. He is a HERO!

edit: you made your account here this month.


Wuh-oh! This guy is new, which means he is off-limits for this kind of treatment! :lol

[Tadao]

Your pants must be loose too because it looks like you have fatty fat fat legs.

[Zomboid]

I wonder if I'll assume people like this are "characters" if I ever meet them face to face :(. I just find it hard to believe that people can really be this stupid and it's not just an elaborate, lifelong joke :(

[Tadao]

I worked for Software ETC for a few years. These people do exist. I have been forced to interact with them. I have also met a lot of them while working tech support.

[Chojin]

I AM THE LAW

[Guitar Woman]

The jacket's loose.
hahahahaha

[Guitar Woman]

this is the most depressing thread ever

[executioneer]

who wants to jacket

[MetroidJunkie2007]

You are also incredibly dull, insipidly stupid, and a huge liar because you made your account here this month.

I am arranging for a truck to hit you outside of your high school as we speak

I thought you were talking about my Youtube name. I only named this 2007 to go after the Youtube one, asshole.

[DuFresne]

MetroidJunkie, allow me to be absolutely serious for a second. The reason everybody started making fun of your "jacket" is because you have proven yourself to be little more than an angsty teenager with a webcam. This is a very fun sort of thing to make fun of, because you guys always get all "Waaaaaaaaaa why can't you assholes make a constructive comment waaaaaaa!!!!one!!!" It's very predictible behavior and VERY fun to watch.

If you had taken your ribbing from that asian guy video like a fucking man, then in a week or so no one would've remembered you posted it. But you had to get all whiney, thus sealing your fate.

We all get made fun of here for one thing or another, especially if you're new, but you learn to take a fucking joke. You should, too.

[WhiteRat]

I thought you were talking about my Youtube name. I only named this 2007 to go after the Youtube one, asshole.


At least you are consistent.

[Guitar Woman]

I like how your jacket causes you to appear to have bulging back fat

[Guitar Woman]

A lot of people refer to 4chan as the asshole of the internet, but I really, really think Youtube deserves the honor. The site's pretty much good for poops and episodes of old cartoon shows, and everything else about it is an absolute festering marshland of stupidity.

[Chojin]

I notice you didn't deny my other accusations, chunkster.

[Dr. Octogonopus]

Admittedly, all I use youtube for is to watch old cartoons and shows that they took off air years ago. It's a sad day when I have to resort to youtube to see such cartoon gold as Freakazoid and Batman Beyond. ;_;

[Sam]

I DO NOT SEE WHY YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF HIM BEING A FATTY FAT FAT FAT WHEN HE HAS THAT HUGE INUYASHA BANNER BEHIND HIM. >:

[Tadao]

His fat overloaded my visual senses and I couldn't see past it.

[Guitar Woman]

Thanks, Sam, I would never have seen that :<

[Sam]

It's almost as huge as he is. :rolleyes

[MetroidJunkie2007]

One, my legs are very fit. I exercise ALOT, believe it or fucking not. Next, who cares if I have an InuYasha poster? You going to sue me about it? Third, I can understand joking around but this is just fucking depressing. It's like you guys think HATING on someone and ganging up on them and flaming the shit out of them is humorous and witty. It's not. Also, bashing someone on their appearance, like their weight, is the lowest of the low. You act like this unfortunately downsized generation, that place all their emphasis on look, rather than attitude and personality. I can understand joking around but this clearly isn't joking around, given how deep you're allowing it to go. I don't deserve this shit. I'm a human being too, despite what you jackasses seem to think. It's like you make it your personal goal to snipe the shit out of new comers. If this is your style, I can't believe anyone wants to join this hell. I hope you're proud of yourselves, you managed to act like COMPLETE assholes and, once again, my faith in humanity dropped another bar.

[Chojin]

ANSWER THE QUESTION, MARISSA

[Sam]

:rolleyes I GUESS

[Tadao]

He's just blowing of some fat.

[Chojin]

it is good that you are approaching this situation with the seriousness it deserves

QUESTION FOR JASON:
Big mac or Double quarter pounder?

[WhiteRat]

Next, who cares if I have an InuYasha poster? You going to sue me about it?

This is the 90's, man. We're gonna sue!


PS: Bonus points to whoever knows what movie i'm referencing without googling.

[Sam]

QUESTION FOR JASON: WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN VIVA LA BAM AND INUYASHA?

[RaNkeri]

This is the 90's, man. We're gonna sue!


PS: Bonus points to whoever knows what movie i'm referencing without googling.


Fucking suburban commando >:

[WhiteRat]

Fucking suburban commando >:

Bingo! Now, for even more bonus points, someone tell me who is a fat whiny loser with a loose jacket and a shitty mask who posts shitty youtube videos and has an outdated user name?

[Chojin]

Also, bashing someone on their appearance, like their weight, is the lowest of the low. You act like this unfortunately downsized generation, that place all their emphasis on look, rather than attitude and personality.

Thank you for editing this into your last post!

And to be fair, your attitude and personality are as equally bloated as your abdomen.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVFnfnVnpmA

oh my god ;<

[Tadao]

I can smell the fat in his teardrops.

[Esuohlim]

What was it? It's been removed.

[ElPila666]

He must be lying on the floor in fetal position after that gang rape

[Guitar Woman]

it was Dr Pizza telling everyone how a girl he met on the internet let him watch her pee, then left him for a person in real life 5 months later.

Also he posted all her personal info in a CALL TO ARMS to his fans.

[Sam]

Was it some video where he was all "and I'm not holding anything back" and then he like thinks about it and goes "FUCKING CUNT" like he had to back up his claim?

[Guitar Woman]

YOU ACT LIKE SUCH A NICE GIRL PUTTING ON A FRONT FOR EVERYONE, BUT NOW THAT FRONT'S GONNA BE BROKEN. PHOENIX WRIGHT STYLE.

[Guitar Woman]

I'll reupload it in a second, hold on!

[Guitar Woman]

I haven't even seen the whole thing yet, you have to take extended breaks every 30 seconds or so

[Guitar Woman]

Pub had no problem, of course.

[Esuohlim]

His account has been deleted. :(

[Sam]

I just confirmed with Pub that it was a video I had actually seen earlier today. It was awful.

[Esuohlim]

Deltube (http://youtube.infamousx.com/) isn't working for me, either. >:

[Guitar Woman]

His account has been deleted. :(
nooooooooooooooo

[Chojin]

drp1zza made a 23 minute video where he rants and screams about wanting to kill this chick he dated online for 5 months... 4 years ago ;<

it got tons of comments and then the video and his account were deleted

:imock

[Chojin]

he also apparently got in a BATTLE OF THE ASPIES with some other toff on wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:DrPizza

[ElPila666]

Dr Pizza is the new messiah!!!

[ElPila666]

This is a spanish guy that does super mario chessy jokes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFjbTbkqoQY

[Mockery]

Not sure if this has been posted in here yet, but goddamn the look on his face during the aftermath. I swear he's going to grow up and murder his family:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhO-OE931D4

On the plus side, Endgadget felt so bad for the kid that they're buying him the Xbox.

[Retroman]

Hi, here are a few short films I made:

LATE FOR WORK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6UXtO0Rn0E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6UXtO0Rn0E)

This one's called 'Late For Work' and it's a fake trailer for a movie about a man who takes revenge after he's fired and humiliated by his boss.
See how ordinary office tools become deadly weapons in the hands of an angry employee!
My voiceover work is a bit crappy (I'm Dutch) but I added some ninja action to compensate for this.
I'd love to hear some feedback from fans of cheesy B-movies :)

Here's another one:

GAME OVER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9DezrTXu1k

This one's a bit older. It's called 'Game Over' and it's about a man who's trapped inside a videogame. He has to defeat all sorts of classic videogame characters to escape. I hope you guys like it!

[Fat_Hippo]

Pretty cool videos actually, I like 'em. But how many goddamn times did you have to repeat "Late for Work" in that video? We got the point!

[sloth]

JUNIOR SPESH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30)

JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpBEZGAjZgY

[liquidstatik]

GIVE IT TO ME FRODO

[Mockery]

Who Needs a Movie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo

[executioneer]

CAUTION: THIS SONG IS CATCHY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v-D4pPcnT8

[Ninjavenom]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoZEOP6mUu8
i dare someone to sit through all of this

[DuFresne]

lol at "S.U.X."

I thought while watching it, "there's no way this is real." Then I went to the guy's profile page to find out that yes, real is what it is. :oneofthosedays

[JediScum]

some more unfunny, horrible shit for y'all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y0oYpb8dk8&NR=1

[Dr. Octogonopus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hm3E2cGQE4
I like this. It's silly.

[Chojin]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=A0ZwUbIAQ3k

Dr. Pizza's triumphant return :eek

[Pub Lover]

10 minutes of apology. No thank you, sorry. :x

[Chojin]

you aren't supposed to watch every one to completion

[Esuohlim]

The first minute is usually the best part. :o

[Guitar Woman]

I should probably recover the video that got him canned from my old computer's hard drive

[WhiteRat]

Any video by CaptainDisillusion, a collection of videos that debunk popular youtube videos.

http://youtube.com/user/CaptainDisillusion

[RaNkeri]

RAMBO! RAMBO! RAMBO! RAMBO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGdJsOqGIn0

Being a huge 80s action fan, it's not hard for me to imagine me and one of my friends doing exactly the same, making ourselves look like assholes.

[Zomboid]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GU2w72KAkQQ&feature=related

[Guitar Woman]

Is dr pizza gonna time all his actions to music now

[Pub Lover]

He has enough time now that he's been kicked out of school.

His imaginary girlfriend might take a little time though.

[Tadao]

This is why I am a grouchy old man :(

http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid=6299874554212253385&q=ankylosing

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gk3A11YJBg

:x

[RaNkeri]

I'd still choose the wider horizontal view over the taller vertical view :/

What's the point in the "tall screen gaming" anyway, other than the different perspective?

[executioneer]

man you don't understand

it's freakin TALL

[Guitar Woman]

I still use fullscreen, because it can be wide AND tall :o

[Chojin]

I was going to say that I loved some of the idiotic responses that guy was getting, but Rankeri went ahead and fell for it over here.

*And for that matter, I think GW did too ;<

[RaNkeri]

Well haven't really played any of the latest PC games since early 2000s, so I guess the joke's on me

[Chojin]

Okay, the joke is that bioshock supports TALLSCREEN for some reason but not WIDESCREEN. At least, not with the first version released.

OKAY

YOU RUINED IT

RUINERS

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vvasWpOzjw

Zaboomafoo what have you done ;<

[Chojin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad06tFoPiq8

This one's better, if only for the extra 2 seconds at the end

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[RaNkeri]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhi5F3_cPj0

[JediScum]

Not really funny, almost annoying, but here it is....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMAm4TKXk2M&NR=1

[Esuohlim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QLSRMoKKS0

A HAITIAN WEATHERMAN LAUGHS FUNNY

[RaNkeri]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=duRO3noyAKU

10 MINUTES OF SHIT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1nr01gX_V2Y

4.5 MINUTES OF SHIT

[Chojin]

label your links, you assholes

[Esuohlim]

Whoops sorry mine is "hardcore 11 year olds fucking bondage sex pussy clit tits cunt cum"

[Tadao]

Some Tom Waits for Sacks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAAzhm1YBBY

[Tadao]

Red Pandas are dangerous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=occw-8sSao4

[MLE]

I <3 the Red Pandas. I want one now, so I can box it.

[JediScum]

All of you whiny, little "EMO" pieces of shit can just shut yer goddamn face

RIGHT NOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTet6HStYuQ

[Esuohlim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjV0DKCCJbY

Breakdancing Facial Expression Lessons :eek The guy looks like LaVar Burton :(