THE "DESIGN A WACKO-SAURS CARD" CONTEST!

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/wacko-saurs/wacko-saurs-contest.gif

I-Mockery's latest contest is tied in with my latest feature piece which pays tribute to the absolute worst (in a "so bad it's awesome" kind of way) non-sports trading card set ever created: Wacko-Saurs! If you haven't already, you can read the full article and see all of the original cards here:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/wacko-saurs/

For this contest on our forums, you must design your own Wacko-Saurs cards. All you need to do is find a picture of a dinosaur somewhere on the web, Photoshop (or MS Paint) some wacky things onto it and then give it a wacky name just like you'd see on a real Wacko-Saurs card! After that, you need to register an account on these forums (if you don't already have one) and post your card design(s) in this thread. Once the contest is over, myself and the other staff members will vote on the entries! First place winner will receive a brand new FULL BOX of Wacko-Saurs cards! Second and Third place winners will each receive a new pack of Wacko-Saurs cards. Entries will be judged on humor. Whether you win or not, your entries will be put on display for everybody to enjoy, so by all means, please enter as many wacky cards as you like, you wackos! Good luck and may the wackiest people win!

This contest ends 3/10/07.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/wacko-saurs/wacko-saurs-pack.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/wacko-saurs)

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/LudicrousLucy.pnghttp://www.i-mockery.com/forum/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/LudicrousLucy.png%5B/IMG%5D

[Wiffle Bat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/T4ch4n/Boomboxj.jpg

[bigtimecow]

http://bigtimecow.250free.com/whackosaurs.jpg

[cats4fun]

This probably won't count but i thought i might as well give it a go.

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/7505/wakololbn2.png

[Goat Cheese]

COMEDY GOLD

[Pojo chicken]

Im really not expecting to win but I had fun making this anyway.
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t47/Pojofire/card1.jpg

[Blue Fox]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t216/KoolSpaceMonkey/hilda.jpg
enjoy my crappy computer's capabilities!

[Grislygus]

Regulars need to get off their asses and make an entry.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/dinosaur.jpg

At the very least, you can all beat that. MAKE SOMETHING.

[Blue Fox]

Regulars need to get off their asses and make an entry.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/dinosaur.jpg

At the very least, you can all beat that. MAKE SOMETHING.
I don't kno what ur talking about, so far, this is the one i'd vote for!
It's hugging a cat:lol

[FartinMowler]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/Copyofshitosoris.jpg

[jared]

http://pages.globetrotter.net/passetemps/otto.jpg

Commentary: This is like an onion, layered as it is with additional meanings. Japan is known by many as the land of the wacky, and this card taps into that by refering to the country and its popular art, the anime. Deploying several anime tropes to create a subtle texture of wackiness, this card depicts Otto, an ankylosaur who is both a kung-fu master and a virgin, suddenly overcome with the urge to tentacle-rape a screaming woman-beast. Meanwhile, the spaceship blasts through the fabric of timespace to unleash robot bears, dedicated to stopping ankylosaur-induced tentacle-rapes. (Fun Fact: 100% of all the world's tentacle rapes occur in Japan.) One bear is dressed as batman, which is an allusion to the development of American proto-wackiness. This fusion of east and west, future (robots) and past (dinosaurs) draws in the dialectic doctrine of Hegel, and thus links all to the thematic exploration into the nature of wackiness itself.

[liquidstatik]

i don't get it ;o

[liquidstatik]

it looks cool, though

[Eidako]

I didn't make this, but I found it while exploring my junk folders and it struck me as topical...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a129/Trollix/trexf14.jpg

[Goat Cheese]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w192/goatcheesephoto/emiis.png

[Mockery]

This is the best contest ever. More of you lazy mofos need to submit Wacko-Saurs, damnit.

[jared]

http://pages.globetrotter.net/passetemps/iago.jpg
The Brontosaurus' Wacky Dream:
"And Jungian Iago, bowing his coxcombed head, did say, 'What be the nature of wackiness, and how mayst I conceive thereof?' And the God of Wackiness spake from the giant pink squid being whipped by a Counselor Troi action figure, 'I am to thee nearer than the beat of thy reptilian heart.' Wherefore did the pyjamaed elephant cheer and the cakeman gaze on in wonderment--for the commandments of wack were thenceforth transferred unto living things."

This is an archetypal representation of the dinosaur's subconscious' apprehension of the form of the Wacky, which must be analyzed if our quest of understanding is to be complete.

[camacazio]

Emmis Paynt wins.

[MrAdventure]

http://home.comcast.net/~nicsr/lateosaurus.jpg

okaty maybe it's not by the rules specifically but i just had to make it!

[Womti]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v283/loopymeals/blog/diebarney.gif
MENACE 2 SOCIETY

[jared]

http://pages.globetrotter.net/passetemps/wind.jpg
Note for cultural philistines: This is Gone With the Wind--with dinosaurs!

[Pep]

Here we go. WACKY.

http://home.kabelfoon.nl/~grub/MMMildred.jpg

[bigtimecow]

lol
lol

[GADZOOKS]

You forgot a picklehat, bigtimecow :rolleyes

[AChimp]

Fartin gets my vote.

[westerveld1]

Too Obvious?



http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g253/westerveld1/FinalCard.jpg

[Goat Cheese]

Too scary

[DistantJ]

Too Obvious?



http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g253/westerveld1/FinalCard.jpg
for the win

[lunlun]

http://www.gwebspace.de/lunlun/mockerysaur.JPG
(http://www.gwebspace.de/lunlun/mockerysaur.JPG)

[Kaiser_wilhelm]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/anotherdayanotherdeath/dinocard.jpg
Hello I am new. DINOSCOMMIES:love.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/anotherdayanotherdeath/leaveittous.jpgIf you dont think dinosaurs can wear boots you goin' to hell!

[bigtimecow]

COME OOOOOOON GUYS

JUST A FEW MORE! it ends today :(

[Blue Fox]

:domo Pleeeeaaaasssseeeee vote for me!!!

i will say nice things about you like you're good looking and funny (even if it's not tru).

[Blue Fox]

um... so who won?

[Mockery]

The winners of the Wacko-Saurs contest are as follows:

1ST PLACE: WIFFLE BAT
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/T4ch4n/Boomboxj.jpg

2ND PLACE: GOAT CHEESE
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w192/goatcheesephoto/emiis.png

3RD PLACE: WESTERVELD1
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g253/westerveld1/FinalCard.jpg

Congrats to our winners and thanks to those of you who took the time to enter! To those 3 winners, please drop me a PM with your full names and mailing addresses and I'll get your prizes sent out as soon as possible.

[bigtimecow]

i knew wiffle bat would win the second he posted :-/

[Blue Fox]

you all just didn't appreciate the beauty of my entry!!!:tear

none of you are smart OR handsome...

well... maybe some of you are... :\ how should i kno?