Things that make women horny

[FartinMowler]

Futon bed and candles :\

[MetalMilitia]

Penises

[MetalMilitia]

Diet Coke

[Emu]

CHOCOLATE

:meat

[Dr. Boogie]

Oysters.






In-season oysters.

[SKATERMONKEY]

ME!!!!

[MattJack]

antlers

[Iain]

Diet Coke

Fuck yeah, diet coke! :rock

[Seven Force]

when you bring in another chick just to see what its like she doesnt mean anything really

[Copywritten]

heavy petting in public

[executioneer]

MONEY.

[CaptainBubba]

The Bible

[Cosmo Electrolux]

The Bible


I think you're right about this one...:(

[MetalMilitia]

Horns.

[Terra]

credit cards and knives

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hemp rope and spit

[Terra]

leather straps and draino

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a tube of lubricant, a package of lowfat bologna, and a Mrs. Beasley doll

[liquidstatik]

i think they like it when you j*rk off to their myspace pics ;<

[Womti]

marijauana

[Terra]

a tube of lubricant, a package of lowfat bologna, and a Mrs. Beasley doll

a tube of squirt cheese and bottle rockets

[Johnnie]

clogged toilets.

[Esuohlim]

fixing my dinner

[Goat Cheese]

rubbing their feet.

[Esuohlim]

Maybe I was out of line there :x

[executioneer]

oh like i wasn't

[Terra]

where's cosmo

[executioneer]

idk :6

[Cosmo Electrolux]

where's cosmo

Sorry, I had a class last night. :(

where were we?.....um.....

okay...a stick of warm butter, an axe handle, and a copy of the koran in pig latin

[Cosmo Electrolux]

amyl nitrate, some rubber bungie cords, and a gallon of ordinary household bleach.

[FartinMowler]

Yelling "Gadzooks!" everytime she has an orgasm :lol

[Terra]

amyl nitrate, some rubber bungie cords, and a gallon of ordinary household bleach.

comet, kitty litter and aromatherapy

[Cosmo Electrolux]

comet, kitty litter and aromatherapy

Mr Clean Magic Eraser sticks, a set of nipple clamps, and a package of twizzlers

[Terra]

dickrings, jawbreakers and battery acid

[Chojin]

talking about message forums

[executioneer]

stepping on the little guy

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Spainish fly.

[Yggdrasill]

Oprah and vicodin

[executioneer]

keratin deposits

[Big Papa Goat]

:rolleyes

[Yggdrasill]

%50 off

[GADZOOKS]

estrogen

[SKATERMONKEY]

me without clothes on.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

dickrings, jawbreakers and battery acid

an electric cattle prod, labia clips, and a tub of delicious cole slaw

[Terra]

blueberry muffins, anal ben-wahs, and mayonaise

[Goat Cheese]

"getting the shaft"

if ya know what I mean.

[Grislygus]

No, I don't. Girls like elevators? Please explain this, with as much detail as possible. Imma takin' notes.

[Goat Cheese]

you know....when two people bump uglies.

[Grislygus]

Please elaborate.

[Terra]

i think we lost her at the "bumping uglies" part.

[Rongi]

MONEY.

This is the only correct answer

[Terra]

hey cos i broke formation. sry bout that

anal jizzlers. yogurt, and brokeback mountain

[Jeanette X]

Slash fiction. :love

[Emu]

Harry/Draco is so h0tt

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hey cos i broke formation. sry bout that

anal jizzlers. yogurt, and brokeback mountain

not a problem.

jello (lime), a dildo in the shape of the virgin Mary, and a jug of prune juice.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

A recipricating saw, a medium sized potato, and anything by the Marquis de Sade

[Terra]

bratwurst, needlenose pliers and looney tunes playing in the background

[zeldasbiggestfan]

This may only work for Terra- Lenor

This may only work for Lenor- Terra

[Cosmo Electrolux]

bratwurst, needlenose pliers and looney tunes playing in the background

I love Looney Tunes....

okay, a dental dam, a jar of miracle whip, a bottle of gum numbing liquid, and a three foot section of PVC pipe wrapped in duct tape

[Emu]

a bottle of gum numbing liquid

novacaine ;<

[Cosmo Electrolux]

novacaine ;<

I was thinking of Anbesol....

[Emu]

sall good

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I thought oragel.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I thought oragel.

no....Orajel goes with the buttplug, the raisonettes, and the vinyl copy of Leonard Nimoy singing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"

[FartinMowler]

Soothing music and a foot massage :x

[Terra]

fuckers.

everybody just broke the mood i had with cos. here i was all hot and shit and you clowns just blew bubble gum all over my naughty place.

next time i fart you asshats are are going to have to clean bubblicious and feces off of your pie holes.

nice going shitheads!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

goddamnit...story of my life :(

[liquidstatik]

none of you guys know how to get a woman leave it alone :lol

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I do. I really do.

[liquidstatik]

all i gotta do is smile ;]

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I don't even have to smile.

[liquidstatik]

yeah but you work out ;<

[Terra]

none of you guys know how to get a woman leave it alone :lol

i know how to get a woman

[liquidstatik]

i said none of you guys, silly ;o