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Chojin
Feb 13th, 2007, 09:15 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070213/ap_on_re_us/dolphin_defenders

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SAN DIEGO - Dozens of dolphins and sea lions trained to detect and apprehend waterborne attackers could be sent to patrol a military base in Washington state, the Navy said Monday. In a notice published in this week's Federal Register, the Navy said it needs to bolster security at Naval Base Kitsap-Bangor, on the Puget Sound close to Seattle.

The base is home to submarines, ships and laboratories and is potentially vulnerable to attack by terrorist swimmers and scuba divers, the notice states.

Several options are under consideration, but the preferred plan would be to send as many as 30 California sea lions and Atlantic Bottlenose dolphins from the Navy's Marine Mammal Program, based in San Diego.

"These animals have the capabilities for what needs to be done for this particular mission," said Tom LaPuzza, a spokesman for the Marine Mammal Program.

LaPuzza said that because of their astonishing sonar abilities, dolphins are excellent at patrolling for swimmers and divers. When a Navy dolphin detects a person in the water, it drops a beacon. This tells a human interception team where to find the suspicious swimmer.

Dolphins also are trained to detect underwater mines; they were sent to do this in the Iraqi harbor of Umm Qasr in 2003. The last time the animals were used operationally in San Diego was in 1996, when they patrolled the bay during the Republican National Convention.

Sea lions can carry in their mouths special cuffs attached to long ropes. If the animal finds a rogue swimmer, it can clamp the cuff around the person's leg. The individual can then be reeled in for questioning.

The Navy is seeking public comment for an environmental impact statement on the proposal.

The Navy wanted to deploy marine animals to the Northwest in 1989, LaPuzza said, but a federal judge sided with animal-rights activists concerned about the effects of cooler water, as well as how the creatures would affect the environment. Water in the Puget Sound is about 10 degrees cooler than in San Diego Harbor, which has an average temperature of about 58 degrees, LaPuzza said.

Since then, the Navy has taken the dolphins and sea lions to cold-water places like Alaska and Scandinavia to see how they cope.

"They did very well," LaPuzza said. If the animals are sent to Washington, the dolphins would be housed in heated enclosures and would patrol the bay only for periods of about two hours.

Stephanie Boyles, a marine biologist and spokeswoman for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said that sea mammals do not provide a reliable defense system, and that they should not be kept in small enclosures.

"We believe the United States' citizens deserve the very best defense possible, and this just isn't it," Boyles said, adding that dolphins are easily distracted once in open water. "They don't understand the consequences of what will happen if they don't carry out the mission."

Dolphins can live as long as 30 years. LaPuzza said the Navy occasionally gives its retired animals to marine parks but generally keeps them until they die of old age.

The Navy has been training marine mammals since the 1960s and keeps about 100 dolphins and sea lions. Most are in San Diego, but about 20 are deployed at Naval Submarine Base Kings Bay, Ga.

The Navy hopes eventually to downsize its marine mammal program and replace the animals with machines.

"But the technology just isn't there yet," LaPuzza said. "The value of the marine mammals is we've been doing this for 35 years, and we've ironed out all the kinks."

Chojin
Feb 13th, 2007, 09:17 PM
I hope that when they do replace the dolphins with machines, that they're machines shaped like dolphins.

By the way I found out about this from my Wii. ;>

Lenor
Feb 13th, 2007, 09:25 PM
FREE THE DOLPHINS!

Blue Fox
Feb 13th, 2007, 09:41 PM
Dolphins are not our slaves! They are almost, if not just as, smart as many of us humans!

We must ban together our dolphin brethren! Don't let them use u like this!

adept_ninja
Feb 13th, 2007, 09:58 PM
they have used dolphins for war since like ww2 they had them blow up underwater mind fields and shit like that

Blue Fox
Feb 13th, 2007, 10:09 PM
http://www.lorislighteddlites.com/Images/Frames/4001_E_fire_dol.gif

:(

Fathom Zero
Feb 13th, 2007, 10:23 PM
Quick, somebody get DTD and get the official military word on this.

Surely he must know.

Yggdrasill
Feb 13th, 2007, 10:27 PM
The article mentions "terrorist swimmers and scuba divers"...

Can someone tell me of any significant underwater terror attacks?

Grislygus
Feb 13th, 2007, 10:40 PM
Fuckin' FINALLY. We can't let anyone beat us when it comes to maritime animal technology, people.

Evil Robot
Feb 13th, 2007, 11:02 PM
The US military also pioneered the use of bats as incendiary devices. They would strap explosives to them and drop them out of planes in canisters. The bats would fly into houses and catch fire after a certain amount of time.

Schimid
Feb 14th, 2007, 12:33 AM
Now we can finally strike back at those Communist squid battalions!

Zomboid
Feb 14th, 2007, 01:41 AM
If you think an Ameridolphin would stand a chance against a commie squid, you're seriously mistaken.

Wiffle Bat
Feb 14th, 2007, 02:06 AM
The Ameridolphin can kill a squid by its sheer cuteness, and rescue Tanya from her squiddy fate!

RaNkeri
Feb 14th, 2007, 02:13 AM
They should give 'em more weapons

DeadKennedys
Feb 14th, 2007, 02:56 AM
Yes, it's real, and damn cool at that. You're swimming underwater, ready to plant the charges on our Off-Shore World Trade Center (TM), when suddenly, the swift, silent dolphin comes out of nowhere and tears your neck out. I don't care who ya are that's funny

GADZOOKS
Feb 14th, 2007, 03:14 AM
Now dolphins are going to want to vote now that they are dying for our country.

DeadKennedys
Feb 14th, 2007, 05:02 AM
Yeah, right. Then what, let women vote?

Chojin
Feb 14th, 2007, 08:44 AM
My favorite part of the article is when the sea lions handcuff people :<

Goat Cheese
Feb 14th, 2007, 06:17 PM
It was about time dolphins served some use other than tuna flavorer

MattJack
Feb 14th, 2007, 07:28 PM
Dolphin
http://images.ea.com/eagames/official/cc_redalert2/spacer.gifhttp://images.ea.com/eagames/official/cc_redalert2/units/ADolphin.gif
Cost: 500
Armor: Lighthttp://images.ea.com/eagames/official/cc_redalert2/spacer.gif
Strength: 200
Speed: 4
Weapons: Sonar Amplification Device
Structure needed to produce: Naval Shipyard
Veteran Abilities: Increased strength, firepower, rate of fire, sight, speed
Elite Abilities: Increased strength, firepower, rate of fire. Self-healing

Fast and invisible to enemy radar, the Dolphin sports a sonar amplification device that sends powerful sonic waves that damage waterborne foes. Its speed and maneuverability make it an excellent escort unit for more heavy-duty units such as the Aircraft Carrier, and is especially useful against submerged units such as Giant Squids or Subs.

:hell march

Goat Cheese
Feb 14th, 2007, 07:31 PM
TONIGHT WE BREECH IN HELL!

Johnnie
Feb 15th, 2007, 01:30 AM
Wait a sec...how is this anti-terrorist? I honestly don't get it.

DamnthatDavid
Feb 15th, 2007, 02:57 AM
Quick, somebody get DTD and get the official military word on this.

Surely he must know.Well, being a former Washington Resident, I can tell you about the shitload of Nuke powered vessals in the Puget Sound. It is alot.
Then as a Coast Guard member, I can tell you how fucking annoying it is when our patrol craft get stuck in escorting a Nuke Sub out to sea and the bloody sub doesn't stay in the correct traffic lanes and whines to the USCG that the fucking huge cargo ship needs to move, and they can't contact them because they are SECRETIVE, but the Cargo Ship is going along its predesignated traffic lane, but the Navy Sub wants to go that way for it will save them a minute in overall time. IT IS NOT LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING WASTING GAS.
Back on track... the dolphins can help locate towel heads who are swimming in the Puget Sound towing mines and other explosives and whatnot. Easier then getting one of our 87' highspeed patrol cutters out. Those guys on them Patrol cutters are insanely overworked. not like us slackers at a Station.

Anyway, my Uncle is a Marine Biology Professor and use to work with the US Gov on this very thing out in Hawaii.
The Dolphins are not slaves, to them, it is a entire game, or job. No dolphin has ever been trained with the pain method of teaching.
Dolphins are super intelligent. And I wouldn't be suprised if some mad scientist someday gives them human speech. Then they can tell us how great it is to protect our mutual country from the dirty sand spreading jihadist.

DeadKennedys
Feb 15th, 2007, 06:31 AM
Peta probably shat bricks. The only objection I have is that dolphins are easily distracted, and they can't fully understand the ramifications of not completing their mission. Now, if we could give dogs gills and train them to do this. I remember a story of a police dog who took a bullet and kept on fighting to save his cop's life, and lived through it. I like most dogs more than most people, truly a soldier's best friend

Schimid
Feb 15th, 2007, 08:16 AM
WE WILL BURY THEM

Divisible by Waffle
Feb 17th, 2007, 02:36 PM
All they need to do now is strap rocket launchers to the dolphins, and we're set.