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The One and Only...

Feb 16th, 2007, 11:17 PM

I'm legal.

You know you want it.

liquidstatik

Feb 16th, 2007, 11:27 PM

you weren't funny last year, and you're not funny now ;o

Seven Force

Feb 16th, 2007, 11:29 PM

hey jack, how's that celibacy thing :/

Terra

Feb 16th, 2007, 11:39 PM

mattjack is looking for somebody "real"

MattJack

Feb 17th, 2007, 02:17 AM

Hot single looking for sweet female.

Here's a picture of me OAO!
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/af33c60498.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

Sure I look like Robin Gibb kinda (http://www.supermusic.sk/obrazky/6112_robin_gibb.jpg)and (http://www.supermusic.sk/obrazky/6112_robin_gibb.jpg)and) gravity has been quite merciless to my taffy-like skin too. Not only that, but my "fun hole" smells like a 1000 year old dead tree that fell into a septic pond. The doctor told me that all I have to do to get rid of the smell was to remove that first tampon I put in there some years ago (I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE TEMPORARY! LOL Im sucha goof!) and to stop wiping from "back to front." Whatever that means!

NEways, I like funny movies like Cheaper by The Dozen (OMG ASHTON!), Click, and the Larry the Cable Guy movie(boy what laughs!, git err dun! HAHAHAHA)!

I polish doorknobs and car tailpipes with my mouth from time to time (hope you aren't a germ-a-phobe! HAHAHA GET IT?! ME TOO! ME TOO!) and listen to sweet tunes while doing so! I like good rock n roll music like 3 Dog Night and Ramjam!

Hope you're up to the challenge!

<3
Terra

FartinMowler

Feb 17th, 2007, 10:25 AM

You should be happy they named the hotdog emoticon in your honour and stay away :\

Womti

Feb 17th, 2007, 12:31 PM

<3
Terra

I did not know mattjack was her

MattJack

Feb 17th, 2007, 12:40 PM

shhhhhh, don't tell anyone!

SKATERMONKEY

Feb 17th, 2007, 01:08 PM

you idiot.

Seven Force

Feb 20th, 2007, 02:27 AM

hi cleavage thanks for bringing your terra with you

BlueOatmeal

Feb 22nd, 2007, 08:46 AM

Hey Seven Force!

adept_ninja

Feb 22nd, 2007, 09:44 PM

you wont find a girl thats into neo-anarcho-nazisocialistic views here i suggest the philosphy board

Terra

Feb 22nd, 2007, 10:27 PM

Here's a picture of me OAO!
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/af33c60498.jpg (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)

<3
Terra

awww. you didn't even put up the rest of the picture, you ignoramus. oao requires le crotch shot but you wouldn't know about crotches, you horse humping fag. plus you haven't gone back into loveline and weighed in on my boobie thread, yup i love that somebody is so fired up about me that he/she/it has to really dig back into the archives to post.

have you found the nudies yet? oh, snap. keep looking and please post them. i love to look at myself and your giving me free publicity.

these are relatively old pictures too

Seven Force

Feb 22nd, 2007, 11:29 PM

Hey BlueOatmeal!

MattJack

Feb 23rd, 2007, 02:09 AM

awww. you didn't even put up the rest of the picture, you ignoramus. oao requires le crotch shot but you wouldn't know about crotches, you horse humping fag. plus you haven't gone back into loveline and weighed in on my boobie thread, yup i love that somebody is so fired up about me that he/she/it has to really dig back into the archives to post.

have you found the nudies yet? oh, snap. keep looking and please post them. i love to look at myself and your giving me free publicity.

these are relatively old pictures too

Terra, I barely pay attention to you. I'm sorry if I don't hunt down or bother responding to everything you post. My life is very precious and short, thus I'd rather spend it staring at my ass hair grow than to spend it on you. I apologize for this trivial realization you must come to. :(

I would never want to see you naked. Ever. Cosmo can take my turn, I'll pass. It is good to know you have nude pictures on the internetz because dignity is a really special warm feeling down inside, right?

I don't care if they are "older" either because I've never seen a pig look any better with age, or with a white tank top and Tom Petty sunglasses for that matter either. I'm sorry :(

kahljorn

Feb 23rd, 2007, 02:17 AM

what about ham?

doesn't ham get better with age?

MattJack

Feb 23rd, 2007, 02:24 AM

what about ham?

doesn't ham get better with age?

If you leave ham out in the fridge or on the open counter, usually time is a pretty cruel mistress. I wouldn't suggest it.

If you shoot an older, wild hog, chances are the meat is going to be not as good.

Likewise, if you munch on a wild hog such as the terra speciman, you'd die within 2-3 minutes. That of course depends on your will to survive.

Chojin

Feb 23rd, 2007, 07:29 AM

Terra has nuh-nuh-nudie pictures? Cause uh, I'm something of a COLLECTOR. :picklehat

My PM address is c-h-o-j-i-n, btw.

Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 23rd, 2007, 08:39 AM

I'm still looking ....I'll share if I locate them

liquidstatik

Feb 23rd, 2007, 09:06 AM

you guys are gonna make me vomit :x

Terra

Feb 23rd, 2007, 10:08 AM

Terra, I barely pay attention to you. I'm sorry if I don't hunt down or bother responding to everything you post. My life is very precious and short, thus I'd rather spend it staring at my ass hair grow than to spend it on you. I apologize for this trivial realization you must come to. :(

:(

numbnuts, you reached pretty far back just to find that old shot. keep gazing at your ass hair though. it's the most productive thing you've done around here yet.

Chojin

Feb 23rd, 2007, 04:24 PM

I think the only person from here who posted nudies that I didn't keep was sevenforce.

Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 23rd, 2007, 08:06 PM

you should share...seriously :|

Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 24th, 2007, 03:21 PM

I think the only person from here who posted nudies that I didn't keep was sevenforce.

wait a minute...Sevenforce posted nudies? Oh, lord...

Terra

Feb 24th, 2007, 05:58 PM

i thought everybody had those

Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 24th, 2007, 06:54 PM

not me...I was naive enough to think that no one on this forum posted nudies....it actually frightened me to think some of these fucktards would post nudies...

Terra

Feb 24th, 2007, 07:49 PM

actually if you posted nudies, you got banned. it was my longest running shtick and now the truth is out.

Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 24th, 2007, 08:23 PM

I see...that's why you were gone for so long.

Chojin

Feb 24th, 2007, 09:19 PM

You can post nudes in the NSFW thread in Mock Wars, you know. Just not in the coffeehouse colloquial chat lounge.

Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 24th, 2007, 09:27 PM

I see...I wasn't aware that there was a place for NWS material on this board at all until recently.

Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 24th, 2007, 09:28 PM

what about in the wine bar pickup area?

Terra

Feb 24th, 2007, 10:56 PM

where is the wine bar pickup area???

Terra

Feb 24th, 2007, 10:57 PM

You can post nudes in the NSFW thread in Mock Wars, you know. Just not in the coffeehouse colloquial chat lounge.

the nsfw wasn't around when the first rumors of my nudes came out...back in '04

Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 24th, 2007, 11:06 PM

where is the wine bar pickup area???

you're standing in it..

Terra

Feb 24th, 2007, 11:24 PM

i post nudies here, i'm a done tom turkey with this site.

i can hear kahl in the background shouting "do it. do it. do it..."

Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 24th, 2007, 11:28 PM

i post nudies here, i'm a done tom turkey with this site.

i can hear kahl in the background shouting "do it. do it. do it..."

I thought he was talking about horseradish....

Terra

Feb 24th, 2007, 11:37 PM

i think he was talking about me doing something that would get me banned......again

Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 24th, 2007, 11:51 PM

you're not very popular around here, are you?

Terra

Feb 25th, 2007, 12:08 AM

was that you that just walked through my front door???? hell----ooo

Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 25th, 2007, 12:20 AM

:lol:lol call me Capt. Obvious.

Well, fuck 'em all...I love you. That's gotta count for something.

Terra

Feb 25th, 2007, 12:34 AM

awwww...i love you too :)

Seven Force

Feb 25th, 2007, 12:46 AM

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Cosmo Electrolux

Feb 25th, 2007, 12:48 AM

Seven Force

Feb 25th, 2007, 12:52 AM

hey now why you gotta be like that