thordog
Feb 25th, 2007, 08:11 PM
THE GREATEST MARIO GAME EVER! Everyone has played it at least once, so we all know what it's about. We play as Mario, a short plumber on a mission. Mario basically runs around, jumping on enemies and gathering coins. We have 8 stages, each with 4 levels. For some God Damn reason they decided to make eight Bowsers, but if you hit the first 7 with enough fireballs, they change into one of your other enemies and fall into the lava.<BR><BR>We start at 1-1, where we have out plucky little Mario leaving a small castle, for some damn reason. Now, after we leave this castle, one or two goombas attack. Jump on them, and hit the first question mark block, he gets a mushroom. Take it, get big, and continue. Nothing exciting for a while, just a three more levels, then we fight big bad bowser! After we royally woop him, we find a MUSHROOM MAN! WTF!? WHERE'S THE PRINCESS?! OHHHHHH, she's in another castle. GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! Well, Here I go, to fight some more Bowsers! DAMN! But still fun. Music isn't great, but who gives a shit?