Chex Quest 2 [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

thordog

Feb 25th, 2007, 08:13 PM

After defeating Chex Quest 1 you are shown a picture of Chexter with the words, "The Mission Continues...www.chexquest.com" I hear tell that if you went to that website, you could download the sequel to Chex Quest for FREE! So you can sure bet that was the first thing I did after beating CQ1. But much to my surprise, chexquesy.com was GONE! No more downloads section. No nothing. But I wasn't giving up that easy. I was determined to find Chex Quest 2 even if it took my ENTIRE STINKING LIFE. I'd say I've e-mailed about 33 different people on the web asking if they had this game. No one did. In fact, alot of them never even HEARD of Chex cereal, let alone a Chex Quest 2 video game. I soon became very depressed and started wondering if I would ever find Chex Quest 2. Sigh. But one wonderful day my prayers were answered. While on one of my many searches on the web for this game, I came across another website claiming that they had all 3 of the Chex Quest games for download. 3 games? Needless to say I was very inquisitive about this little site. So I entered. Looked around a little bit. And then I came across the download section. And lo and behold they had Chex Quest 2 for download! Now I wasn't getting too excited 'cause I've actually downloaded this game about 56 times or so, but it never works. But nevertheless I went and started the download. I made a decision, "This is my last time trying to download this game. If it don't work this time, screw it." I said aloud. Around 13 minutes later it finished. This was the moment of truth. Sweat was all over my palms. The inside of my mouth was dry. My nutsack stunk. I proceeded to unzip the file. It fully unzipped with no errors! Shocking! I got so excited I think I wet my pants. I then installed the game. And then I started it up. It worked. It acually worked! After 56 tries, I've finally found Chex Quest 2! YEAHHH!! WOOHOO!! I was so happy that I ran around my house hugging and kissing everything that moved. That went on for about a half hour but I soon had to take a dump. And hour later I was sitting in front of my computer. Playing the most anticipated video game of my life. I couldn't have been happier! But ya know what’s strange? There are only 3 differences between Chex Quest 1 & 2. You know what they is? #1.Chex Quest 2 has a little more variety in the Flemoid department. #2.Chex Quest 2 has a different soundtrack than its proceeder. #3.Chex Quest 2 has different levels than the first one. But it still has only 5! So in closing, this is a hard lesson I learned. I was expecting this game to be totally different. Fresh, new. But all it really is, is just more of the same. If you don’t like the first one, definitely don’t play this one. If you do wanna play it, download it from http://chexmania.tripod.com/