thordog
Feb 25th, 2007, 08:14 PM
Well, well, well, what have we here, another shitty movie license NES game, But this one takes the cake as far as suck-itude. This has got to be the worst peace of electronic shit I have ever seen. I mean, were the developers on crack while making this crap? It would certainly explain a lot. Well, enough babbling, on with my review! <BR>This game is based around the movie Hunt for Red October. Well, sorta. The object of the game, (it pains me to call this a game) is to control your sub and run into walls, and get hit by enemies... at least, that's what happened to me. <BR><BR>Music: hahahaha! You call that shit music? You've got to be fucking kidding me! It sounds like a bunch of random notes played on a keyboard by a retarded monkey. But the sad part is, it isn't random! Nope, somebody actually composed this crap. Hmm, wonder who it was, a three-minute-old newborn? <BR>Music: 1-10 <BR><BR>Sound: the sound isn't much better. I actually think it's worse! There are only two sounds in the entire game, both of which don't work for the game at all. <BR>Sound: 1-10<BR><BR>Graphics: Jesus Christ, I don't even want to talk about them! Let's just say that they're really, really bad! Ok? <BR>Graphics: 1-10 <BR><BR>Final words: I would include the rom for this game, but I don't want to go download that again! Besides, if you really want it, (I don't know why the fuck you would,) go read the other review for this crappy masterpiece of a game. It is included in that review. But remember, delete it with in 24 hours... believe me, you won't miss it. Good day, and I hope I was able to save at least some of you from this crap-tacular game. Now I'm off to play Streets of Rage 2!