thordog
Feb 25th, 2007, 08:14 PM
Everyone loves ninjas! They just plain kick ass! I mean you kill people, you sneak around; you’re a fucking spy! And shurikens and katanas and fuckin’ everything! And you even get to wear your pajamas to work! So what a perfect idea...a video game where you are a ninja! Does it kick fucking ass like a ninja...?<BR><BR>To answer your question: no.<BR><BR>Game Play (2/10): The controls suck! The main character never jumps high enough and he never shoots a shuriken right...even when you’re fuckin’ mashing the goddamn buttons!<BR><BR>Graphics (2/10): The graphics are just plain ugly; nothing is colorful, it's just dark shades of green and brown most of the time.<BR><BR>Music (4/10): the music sounds like midi songs of imperial music. :he sound effects aren't too bad though.<BR><BR>Originality (5/10): Compared to Ninja Gaiden's plot, it sucks ass, but ninja games back then were kinda hard to come by.<BR><BR>Overall Rating (2/10): Do yourself a favor and buy Ninja Gaiden if you want some ninja fun...if you want to develop an ulcer from atrocious gameplay, then by all means give this stinker a shot.