Dig Dug [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

thordog

Feb 25th, 2007, 08:32 PM

First, let me say this: THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER!!! Well I said it, because my inner child is giving me shit and calling me a fucker for no reason. Matt's Inner Child: God damn right you fucking loser. Review Dig Dug now before I get mad! Well Dig Dug is a game about...what is it about? Matt's Inner Child: Geez, you can remember what the game is about! It's about some digger blowing up things. Hmm..well that is...neat. Matt's Inner Child: Damn right! Well you heard my *cough* *cough* inner child. It's just a simple game, much like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Matt's..oh you get the point: Well, at least he got something right for a change... Well the controls are simple, you move your little digging friend with the joystick, you collect stuff to earn points and you blow up stuff. Well that was a short review. Matt's IC: Listen you fucking moron, this is greater then SMB3! And is greater then your crappy reviews! What??! I review games good! Matt's IC: ...what about the graphics? ... Matt's IC: Well since you can't remember a single thing I'll talk. Well the graphics are simple, just plain simple. The sprites are cheesy looking, which is good. And the music is hopping cool. See? I can write better reviews then you can! Fuck you.