thordog
Feb 25th, 2007, 08:33 PM
Once upon a time in a magical place called "Nintendo Inc.", a SINISTER PLOT TO ROT PEOPLE'S BRAINS WAS BEING CONCIEVED!!!! Why not create a game based on a popular movie series? And through that idea came the horrible turd known as "James Bond OO7"!!<BR> So, anyway. I was about 12 when I bought the game. Being the OO7 fanboy-geek I was, I passed by my homework, didn't feed my dog and popped in the cartridge. Yippee, the Nintendo logo. Sad truth is, the game doesn’t get much better after that.<BR> First off, the graphics look like they were done by a baby on crack. Then, the gameplay ended up being almost as bad as Pong's storyline. Even the goddamned first area took A FREAKIN WEEK to beat (fucking hammer). Then, after some more gameplay, I saw deep into its twisted bowels. This game has almost NOTHING to do with the movies.<BR> They took some of the famous Bond villains and made them crime LEADERS for God's sake...<BR> Odd-job uses his hat as a weapon. How the fuck is he supposed to lead countless men into combat? "OKAY MEN. FOLLOW THE HAT"!!!<BR> And now another real kick in the ass, the sound is screechy and vile. Not to mention, it doesn't fit in at ALL. It's sort of like Merry-go-Round music playing while the world is coming to an end.<BR> The only thing I found halfway interesting was the card games... WHICH WERE IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT MAY I ADD!!!!<BR> In conclusion (which is good because nobodies going to read my review anyway), this game is CRAP CRAP CRAP IN THE HAT...<BR> Just be glad I didn't show the pictures.